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Greg Boyle

@gregjboyle.bsky.social
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Husband and dad. Casual gamer. Addicted to drinking coffee and quoting ancient Vines.

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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Reading the Bible the same way they read Tolkien
An image of Gandalf with text partially redact so that his quote reads “Many that live deserve death… give it to them… be… eager to deal out death”
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@cameroncorduroy.bsky.social reading all the right wing commentary about this game
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This was a more pleasant jumpscare than I expected. Not a fan of the new layout though
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
15th Century icon of “the most ripped guy you’ll ever meet”
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“I see this hit piece totally left out the part where she said ‘no’ before I even arrived at her apartment.”
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The European mind cannot comprehend this
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Told my daughter we could play Zelda tonight, and I ended up having to move the TVs around because the newer one doesn’t have AV ports
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Stay mad forever, you fucking loser
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Museum heists are basically permissible under hobbit rules.
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Absolutely. I’m very confident that if I bought my great grandma’s house and one car with lousy safety features and didn’t put any money away for my kids’ college, I could provide for my family on one income. Could probably even run AC and get my son the MRI he needs to boot.
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
If you use the app, you can get a significantly better deal than that. Alternatively, 3 cheesy bean and rice burritos will get you 1,200 calories and 30 grams of protein for <$5.00 after tax.
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Fun fact: Warren retired early enough for Johnson to nominate a new chief justice, but 19 Democrats tanked their own party’s nominee because they didn’t have the spines to stand by his (obviously correct) 1st Amendment jurisprudence
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
War never changes.
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
He was always my favorite because of the yellow lightsaber in Jedi Power Battles
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
It’s a common enough thing to make its way into this Star Wars cookbook from 1998
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I can’t find the clip, but this exchange happens after the first day of trial
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
This is gonna become a running joke throughout his papacy
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Virginia voters choosing their new attorney general
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
“Cool story, but I could have done without all the stuff about hope, humility, integrity, and mercy. I think the lesser bad guy was really onto something.” Total loser shit, even before you get to the Scouring of the Shire.
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
There’s actually only one passage in which Jesus directly refers to himself as “the King.” It is decidedly not one that I think Chip Roy and his ilk read very often.
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
This is actually a time honored and well established rule. “Legendary gold (mysteriously obtained, if not positively ill-gotten) is, as everyone knows, anyone’s for the finding - unless the search is interrupted.”
A page from The Lord of the Rings, with a red box drawn around the text that is quoted in the post.
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
You had a doppleganger in College Station
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
It’s a real mystery
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
If that’s too much to ask, maybe we can reduce it to “don’t gleefully celebrate the specific things that Jesus expressly said he would send people to Hell for doing.”
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I will never forgive Trump for this.
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Stephen Miller built his whole identity around being paranoid that an African immigrant would fuck his wife, and then…
Master Oogway in Kung Fu Panda saying “one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it”
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
When the marines finally secure a route from the Home Depot to the detention center in LA, but in the meantime, the people have risen up in 100 other cities
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Not exactly a canon old EU source, but are there any new examples of a jedi using a red blade *as their own lightsaber* like Adi Gallia did in Jedi Power Battles?
Jedi knight Adi Gallia holding a red lightsaber
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
POV: You just watched a time traveler tell a young Stephen Miller that an African immigrant would one day fuck his wife.
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
There is another.
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
My main frame of reference for volatility is Bitcoin, but - taking an educated guess - I think this is considered an unusually bad day for a major index.
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Me exiting 100% of my American stock positions half an hour before close of market yesterday
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
“Try not to do or say things that you would ashamed to tell your children about” is a pretty good guiding principle. At the very least, it can help you avoid being this pathetic. JD should read Elez’s posts, and his response, out loud to his Indian American wife and children.
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Cookie cutters are a wildly underrated way to make meals more fun for kids (and adults).
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
They can and should be reported to the State Bar for violating the Iowa Rules of Professional Conduct. But I have no idea how seriously the Iowa State Bar takes its responsibility to punish lawyers for filing frivolous lawsuits.
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Greg Boyle @gregjboyle.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My dog filed down a friggin shiv and hid most of it under a shirt that was on the floor. My foot is literally bleeding.
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