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Greg Holtz

@gregholtz.bsky.social
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Hello out there in TV Land. Que dafuq sais-je?

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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 14h
Even though these shootings are as common as dust devils now, my instant emotional response (for what it's worth) is anger, and I can feel it in my chest like a knot. Why in fuck's name did these people have to be destroyed? Why? I just learned about nearby Bend, Oregon a minute ago.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Is there a really long peg board in the steeple?
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now there's the kind of *browser* I could sign up for!
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey, how do you think us Gregs feel?
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reading Keeperman's words in George Hahn's "but for me" voice.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An 8th century puzzle: guide a knight across all 64 chess squares without repeating a single one. Euler cracked it mathematically in 1759, but the trick to do it by hand is even older.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm starting to subscribe to the Elders of Groening, Cross, and Odenkirk conspiracy.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dig what a PDX traffic engineer had to say about that nonsense. bikeportland.org/2023/10/03/y...
bikeportland.org
YouTuber 'CityNerd' does Portland, and has choice words about Broadway
Tough love from a Portland planner-turned YouTuber.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lobel himself narrated the old Scholastic read-along records. Some of the audible beaconing in my city sounds like his voice.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Can I just run back in and grab my gaming chair?"
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was JUST thinking about this.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Please PLEASE tell me they actually played that music there and that it wasn't edited in later.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why hasn't Bo changed his last name to American yet?
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One of the scariest films ever made. Like a fairytale.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Was reading that before people were called "squares" they were known as "scissorbills." Curiosity about etymology brought me to a picture of the actual bird. Thoughts...
Scissorbill bird looking bewildered. Its lower mandible is remarkably longer than its upper.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fire in the cornhole
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dolly sang about "the good old days when times were bad." Great thread about how the anti-trans rhetoric of today is a reworking of anti-girl attitudes of the past, re high school sports.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Rest in power, Maestro!
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dear God, let it not be the nuclear football.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Hilarious Math Prank on SUV
ALT: Hilarious Math Prank on SUV
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You just reminded me of this oldie-but-goodie:
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The doomed airship Hindenberg at its airfield, bearing swastikas on its tail and elevator fins. The Nazis espoused views that invite comparison with those of Rev. Partridge.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I've heard of male flight attendants- but now they allow GAY ones?! Thanks a lot, Obama.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Now that's the way to tell a story!
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
U-N-S-U-P-P-O-R-T-E-D...damn.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Big Mother is watching.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'd rather attend the Church of Shemp Howard than Charles Shamp.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
What breed(s) is he? He looks like he belongs to the same tribe as my late feline daughter.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
LOL. I was trying to feed a squirrel and going "Psst! Mr. Squirrel!" and some dude about to walk into the temple across the street turned and looked at me all perplexed.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is why we need 15-minute cities. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVJ...
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Woody Allen, Bananas (1971) - Parking crucifixes scene
YouTube video by reimarleo
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Or maybe he'd just be like Steven Wright's Dude-on-the-Couch in Half-Baked.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The late Vincent Price would've done a great reading of those bullet points.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Bring the news!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/04/2026
I’ll have what Hungary’s having.
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an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera .
ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera .
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
She walks in power, like the night That ruins sleep for incel schlubs; And when she's faced with fight or flight, The manosphere she hap'ly drubs; Thus tempered to that adamite Of spine not found in all-boys clubs
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Becky Hawkins @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Calvin’s dad as the Sicko meme, wearing a helmet and bike outfit, looking through the window saying “yes… ha ha ha… yes!”
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Anything by Frederick Wiseman- take your pick.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The slimeball-in-chief actually posted this unambiguously racist garbage.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter and help unsell the war!
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The real Supergirl.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Ruthless.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It was Jonathan's idea. You can't live through two Gilded Ages and not be a hard-shelled rascal.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
He seems more like one of ol' Art Bell's "Remote Viewers."
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Jesus wept.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Because the actual percentage points themselves of personal income spent on rent are also subject to inflation.
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Those fuckin' hands
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I'm really starting to hate: 1) performative facial hair 2) suits without ties
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Greg Holtz @gregholtz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Incoming WH briefing...
As illustrated by beloved children's author Richard Scarry, a baby raccoon climbs into a homemade play TV set and pretends to be a talking head for an audience of animal playmates.
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