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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Shut up Drury you utter pillock.

CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Let them celebrate the win for a minute and drop a 90 point deduction on them straight afterwards. Cheating, cheating bastards.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Sadly I can't think of a single decent EPL ref anymore. They are all utterly, bewilderingly inept.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Having the kind of performance that only the Anfield boos can drown out the laughter from Leverkusen.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If Liverpool score soon we'll hear it no matter where in the UK we are.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I worked in a shop that Mr Brown frequently visited near his home in Sussex and that guy was the most Down to Earth character you'd ever meet. My boss had to tell me who he was.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You're gonna need a bigger kayak.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Lost a lot of experience in the summer and has to bed-in a raft of new players too. Having the form drop off from the likes of Russo, Ford, Smith and Williamson hasn't helped either.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There are three identified stages:

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Live scenes as Ross Kemp realises he may have been killed in plain sight several times on day one:

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"We've accidentally said we were traitors by mistake!"

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We go live to the opening statements of the Manchester City appeal hearing:

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

#Arsecastextra Is there a punishment big enough for what Man City have done to the sport in Great Britain?!

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Guehi has had an absolute Weston there.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Think this answers why Haaland received such a lengthy contract renewal: it keeps his value were City to be relegated.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When The Kill List turns out to be factually accurate.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This Twin Watch Party nonsense is absolutely appalling.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Did he find a dated blueprint sitting around from a Mr A Speer?

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Feel sorry for Martinelli out in Saudi right now tbh

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Even when Spurs score...they don't score.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Crying with laughter here. Don't ever change Spurs.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Half a billion quid don't buy you much these days... #Spurs.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Me to my daughter about watching this Spurs side: "Like watching four year olds, who have never met each other, trying to play football...on ice...whilst wearing their parents' high heels."

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"You've got to feel for De Zerbi..." No. No you don't.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Spurs score...crowd cheers. Offside. Never change, Barclays.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

When are we going to talk about the proliferation of ex-Liverpool players in pundit roles? How many are actually any good?

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Been lamentable since Big Barry Davies retired tbh.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Arsenal x Adidas Spezial collection? Fuck my wallet.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Watching officiating going against Man Utd, at Old Trafford, and the incomprehension of it all from the likes of Neville and their fans, is wonderful to see, and I don't think I will ever get bored of it tbh.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Guy is an absolute Saint it seems.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Soon as I saw he was the ref my heart sank. He is absolutely useless.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Could have sworn that people in The United States were particularly against 'stolen valour'.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It was the 'John Le Carré...brown envelopes...' line which assured me that this was all absolutely 'above board.'

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Mr. T comes over astonishingly well in this. So glad he is healthy and happy.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I got that long sleeved blue one, just need to add the patches!

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

This and Gout Carter. Absolute (Wispa) Gold.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

RIP Big Tim Curry. The guy made 'Clue'.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Be fair. This might be a Government sanctioned initiative to help solve insomnia.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Proper Carlsberg weekend so far, footy-wise.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Hull City significantly improving the weekend already.

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Player of the season: Rice Top scorer: Saka Top assister: Tzolis Breakthrough star: Tzolis Unpopular opinion: Hincapie will be a better LB this year than Calafiore. Premier League (position): 1st Champions League: Winners FA Cup: 5th round Carabao Cup: Semis

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CousinGreg @greggooner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Willock, Debuchy, Ramsdale, Merino and...I'm stuck!

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