Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 10/07/2025It works if you’re making a game where you slice fruit on your phone, but it’s wholly unsuited for running a superpower. 010
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 23/04/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character pointing with the word ha-ha behind himALT: a cartoon character pointing with the word ha-ha behind him 000
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Republicans in Congress, who spent the last few years investigating Hunter Biden’s eating habits, won’t lift a finger to look into this shocking breach of trust. 010
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 18/04/2025The war in Ukraine is very much like a home invasion—all that’s required for it to end is for the criminals to go home. 050
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Blaming Zelensky for starting the war is like blaming the Twin Towers for 9/11.media.tenor.comthe twin towers of the world trade center are visible in a cityscapeALT: the twin towers of the world trade center are visible in a cityscape 0172
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 15/04/2025These guys are “originalists” except for whenever they find it convenient not to be. 0222
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I have asked myself this question 100 times, and I can’t think of a single thing. 030
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Be fair. It’s more like two and a half months. 010
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Top priorities for Congress: 1) Take back tariff power 2) Restrict ability to fire 3) No insider trading 4) Codify Emoluments 5) Term limits 6) Sure up NATO 000
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Wow, Petey OT catching strays. Who’d a thunk? 010
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 31/03/2025I’m old enough to remember Republicans calling Obama a dictator because he tried to make health insurance more affordable. Can’t imagine what they’d have done if he said he might run for a 3rd term.media.tenor.comernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and orange glovesALT: ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and orange gloves 000
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Tariffs are revenue the government brings in from Americans. Which by definition makes them taxes. 000
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 30/03/2025What do we think he stores in the safe? A) Guns B) Old iPhone cases C) Trophies from his victims 130
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Serious question: If Trump *was* a Kremlin asset, what would he be doing differently? I can’t think of a single thing. Can you? 0253
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Bite-Sized Book Reviews: "A Garden of Earthly Delights" by @joycecaroloates.bsky.social begins with a literal bang, as a truckload of migrant workers crashes into a hog truck. A fascinating study of three generations of the Walpole family, all burdened by their own defects and flaws. Two thumbs up. 030
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 19/03/2025You knew this was coming. It’s hard to express how much other automakers dislike Tesla. 060
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Putin looks at Trump the way Zed looked at the gimp.media.tenor.coma man is pointing at a statue of a man in a mask in a garage .ALT: a man is pointing at a statue of a man in a mask in a garage . 110
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Bite-Sized Book Reviews: "The Talented Mr. Ripley" by Patricia Highsmith has an amazing premise—Tom Ripley is so dissatisfied with his own life that he decides to steal someone else’s. Your head will spin as Tom is forced to spin an ever wider web of lies to cover his murderous trail. Two thumbs up. 031
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 10/03/2025The 14th Amendment was written at a time when MASSIVE numbers of immigrants were pouring into the United States. If Congress didn’t want the citizenship clause to apply to their children, the text would have made that clear. 1214
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 07/03/2025You know the old saying, "A lie can make it halfway around the world before the truth even gets its shoes on." 060
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Bite-Sized Book Reviews: "Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius. A self-help book written for an audience of one—the Emperor of Rome. The kicker? It was written by the Emperor himself. His Stoic wisdom in a nutshell: Put your focus on the present, be a good person and accept your fate. Two thumbs up! 030
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 07/03/2025The economy you inherited was “remarkable” according to the Wall Street Journal and “the envy of the world” according to the Economist. So, cut the gaslighting, jerkoff. 0363
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Also—Darth Vader had a cool voice and Elon sounds like a Helpdesk guy who's been sniffing glue all day. 020
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Trump is a Kremlin agent. Elon might be, too. 10921
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 28/02/2025It's my birthday today, and I'm encouraging folks not to spend! 010
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Bite-Sized Book Reviews: "Gorgias" by Plato captures a debate between Socrates and 3 orators on the nature of good & evil, and the dangers of oratory disconnected from honesty & good intention. Surprisingly relevant. Two thumbs up. 040
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Three commercials to watch two seconds of video? Bye bye. 000
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 28/02/2025This is a new strategy: Shoot first, apologize later. 020
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Nobody is more afraid of their own votes than GOP pols. 000
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 28/02/2025It’s my birthday tomorrow and I’m still cool with this. 6462
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Bite-Sized Book Reviews: "The Essentials of Hinduism" by Trilochan Sastry provides a compelling overview of the origins and core beliefs of the world's oldest religion. Fascinating and surprisingly accessible. Two thumbs up! 030
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Imagine how horrified Reagan would be to hear his beloved Republican Party spewing Russian propaganda. It’s shameful. 1130
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Not voting is a choice. And in this case, a terrible one. 000
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Or they’ll gain miraculous powers after being bombarded by cosmic rays, like the Fantastic Four.media.tenor.coma close up of the thing 's face with a blue shirtALT: a close up of the thing 's face with a blue shirt 010
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 20/02/2025How on earth does a country of 330 million people choose this grimy old huckster, this shell of a human being, this pathological liar, to be our president? It’s literally insane. He’s the worst person in America. 1162
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Bite-Sized Book Reviews: "Atonement" by Ian McEwan. A bright young girl, who dreams of being a writer, sees a moment of intimacy between her sister and the charlady's son. She lets her imagination run wild and ends up ruining the lives of two people. Beautifully written. Two thumbs up. 110
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I have that tattooed on my arm. The original, not your interpretation. 000
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Trump used the courts to skirt the power of the executive branch and avoid being tried for his crimes. So…media.tenor.coma close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls .ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls . 000
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Bite-Sized Book Reviews: "One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich" by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. After surviving a German POW camp (not many Russians did) Ivan is thrown into a Siberian gulag for the crime of being captured. Informed by the writer's own suffering as a prisoner. Two thumbs up. 000
Greg Cantwell @gregcantwell.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I love that movie! My friends and I made a spoof when we were in high school, where the Russians invade our town. It was called “Red Clam.” 000