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Cold War 11B grunt turned NAFO cyber-partisan of the Shiba Inu Brigade 10 USC §111 diehard Україна переможе!

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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing but respect for MY Digger
Digger Phelps
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Early voting in the US midterms is already underway, so, here for anyone who needs it is this reminder from Rebecca Solnit (via May Boeve):
A vote is not a valentine, you aren't confessing your love for a candidate.

It's a chess move for the world you want to live in.
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Michael Madsen in Kill Bill, saying "Those whales deserve their revenge, and those yachts deserve to die"
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
3 panel meme.  Top Panel:  kids from the Simpsons sit in a classroom, looking towards Bart.
Middle panel:  Bart, depressed, says "Eternal flight..."
Bottom panel:  the other kids and their teacher erupt in cheers while Bart sits sadly at his desk
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: the Cascades will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
The Cascades, a surf-rock band featured in MST3K classic Catalina Caper
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Life’s Rich Pageant
Life’s Rich Pageant album cover
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Shirley Daniels, St Elsewhere
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Setsuko in Grave of the Fireflies
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Back in the day, the legendary TBogg had the ultimate response to this sort of stupidity:
Let me see if I can explain it this way:

Every year in Happy Gumdrop Fairy-Tale Land, all of the sprites and elves and woodland creatures gather together to pick the Rainbow Sunshine Queen.  Everyone is there:  the Lollipop Guild, the Star-Twinkle Toddlers, the Sparkly Unicorns, the Cookie-Baking Apple-cheeked Grandmothers, the Fluffy Bunny Band, the Rumbly-Tumbly Pupperoos, the Snowflake Princesses, the Baby Duckies All-In-A-Row, the Laughing Babies, and the Dykes on Bikes.  They have a big picnic with cupcakes and gumdrops and pudding pops, stopping only to case their votes by throwing Magic Wishing Rocks into the Well of Laughter, Comity, and Good Intentions.  Afterward they spend the rest of the night dancing and singing and waving glow sticks until dawn when they tumble sleepy-eyed into beds made of the purest and whitest goose down where they dream of angels and clouds of spun sugar.

You don't live there.

Grow the fuck up.
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Nyan" drones?
"Nyan cat", a pixelated cat with the body of a pop-tart, flies through space leaving a rainbow trail behind it
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Drop a 10/10 90's movie
Promotional poster for L.A. Confidential, showing Kim Basinger as a platinum blonde femme fatale and Russell Crowe, Guy Pearce, and Kevin Spacey as hard-boiled 50's noir-style detectives
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Can't wait for a chance to use this old meme again!
Michael Madsen in Kill Bill.  The caption reads:  those orcas deserve their revenge.  And those yachts deserve to die
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's shark week, everyone post a shark! 🦈
Still photo from the classic SNL "Landshark" sketch.  A man stands in a room with his back to the door.  He doesn't see the Landshark coming through the door behind him
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
An RAF exchange officer just can't get used to the USAF's way of doing things
A collage of movie posters behind the words "describe your favorite movie as boring as possible"
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Date yourself with a picture of your first computer
TRS-80 Model I. Photo:  Dave Jones
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TRS-80#/media/File:Radio_Shack_Tandy_TRS-80_Model_I_System.JPG
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Several shiba inu puppies surround a larger shiba inu in a group hug, captioned "sending all the fella hugs!"
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Top panel:  Bart Simpson's classmates and teacher all staring at him, captioned "Say the line, vatnik"
Second panel:  Bart, dejected says "eternal flight..."
Third panel:  Bart sits sadly while the teacher and the rest of the class cheer wildly
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Graphic showing the words "Pay up, sucker!" around a stylized dollar sign
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Top frame:  Seymour Skinner looks thoughtful, captioned "am I driving up housing prices by encouraging investors to buy all the inventory?"
Bottom frame:  "No, it must be immigrants' fault"
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
TLDR:
Comic-book drawing of Captain America punching the Red Skull, who says "so much for the tolerant left"
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Three panel meme.  Top panel:  Bart Simpson's classmates and teacher all look at him, saying "say the line, vatnik".  Middle panel:  Bart, dejected, says "eternal flight . . ."  Bottom panel:  sad Bart is surrounded by the res of the class and teacher, who are cheering wildly
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A group of Shiba Inu dogs huddled together, with the caption "Sending all the fella hugs!"
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Knicks star Jalen Brunson has some very, very good advice for all of us at this moment in time: talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/brunson
Brunson got asked about the game.  And then he got asked a series of questions that were on the order of, was there a moment when you thought we've lost this game?  that you started to lose hope?  Brunson made some general comments and then he said this:  "You're allowed to think about the worst possible scenario.  But you gotta go out there and do something about it."
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The workers are getting back to work! Let's go!
Screenshot of a livestream showing workers about to remove the convicted felon's illegally installed name from The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Some of those that work forces . . .
Maria singing to the kids in the Sound of Music
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Also the perfect opportunity to reuse this old meme:
“37 IQ russian pontooner” meme featuring two cartoonish russian soldiers and the remnants of a pontoon bridge under fire from Ukrainian artillery
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Counterpoint: paying taxes is actually the happy ending for the super-rich
Two small children labeled "the rich" cry and shrink back in terror from a rabbit labeled "taxes" while behind them, unseen, lurks a tiger labeled "guillotines"
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Vatnik sighted! russian propaganda spouted, immune to clues or decency. Proceed accordingly #NAFO #Article5
Account @eben wifeguy (no, really) @bsky.social is a typical russian reply guy. Here, he post bad faith nonsense like “why do you want to fight this awful war for another four years and who are you sending to do it in your behalf”
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Repost with your first crush
Sally Kellerman as Dr. Elizabeth Dehner in Star Trek
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
FLASH: Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers will not be appearing at Trump's America 250
Noted physicist, neurosurgeon and rock star Buckaroo Banzai jams with his band, the Hong Kong Cavaliers
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Interesting that this troll blocked me seconds after I reskeeted this exposé of a right-wing ratfucking operation masquerading as leftists 🤔
Message from listifications telling me that one “real do ug savage” has blocked me
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
We could have spent these four years blissfully ignoring this idiot's blatherings
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap
The Commitments
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
People like Bezos really need to learn that paying their taxes is the happy ending for them
Two young children labeled "THE RICH" cry and shrink back in fear from a small rabbit labeled "taxes".  Behind them, unseen, lurks a tiger labeled "guillotines"
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Here we go again
Top panel:  a man labeled "every corporation on earth" puts a plate labeled "AI" in front of a man labeled "Me".

Bottom panel:  the man labeled "Me" tosses the plate labeled "AI" out the door and down the hallway
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Here we go again
Top panel:  a man labeled "every corporation on earth" puts a plate labeled "AI" in front of a man labeled "Me".

Bottom panel:  the man labeled "Me" tosses the plate labeled "AI" out the door and down the hallway
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.
Dr. Demento
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
They really need to learn that paying taxes is the happy outcome for them.
Two small children labeled “the rich” cry and shrink back in terror from a rabbit labeled “taxes” while behind them, unseen, lurks a tiger labeled “guillotines”
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It'll be this one for me:
A "vatnik" cartoon character using a walker to get around says, "I'm a great power".  A woman helping it to walk says, "Sure, russia; let's get you to bed"
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump doesn’t want to see what happens when a Pope gets tough on crime
Three members of Monty Python in costume as the Spanish Inquisition, with the caption, “no one expects the Spanish Inquisition”
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump doesn’t want to see what happens when the Pope gets tough on crime
Three members of Monty Python in costume as the Spanish Inquisition, with the caption “no one expects the Spanish Inquisition”
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Donny, you don’t want to see what happens when the Pope gets tough on crime.
Three members of Monty Python in costume as the Spanish Inquisition, with the caption “no one expects the Spanish Inquisition”
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Good riddance. One fascist down, entirely too many to go www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
Orbán concedes election to Tisza’s Magyar

That’s it.

Viktor Orbán is now speaking at Fidesz’s election night and he says the election result is “clear” as he concedes defeat.

He says he congratulated the winning party and admits the result is painful for Fidesz.
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Just in case …
Several bottles of champagne on ice
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Top panel:  a man labeled "every corporation on Earth" serves a plate labeled "AI" to another man labeled "me".  

Bottom panel:  the man labeled "me" tosses the plate labeled "AI" out the door
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Here we go again
Top panel:  a man labeled "every corporation on Earth" serves a plate labeled "AI" to another man labeled "me".  

Bottom panel:  the man labeled "me" tosses the plate labeled "AI" out the door
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Adding alt text, because this deserves it!
A newspaper clipping, reading “A longboat full of Vikings, promoting the new British Museum exhibition, was seen sailing past the Palace of Westminster yesterday (see page 16).  Famously uncivilised, destructive and rapacious, with an almost insatiable appetite for rough sex and heavy drinking, the MPs nonetheless looked up for a bit to admire the vessel.”
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Seeing a lot of people reskeeting the felon's despicable response to the death of Robert Mueller, and all I have to say to him is:
The police captain in 48 Hours yelling, "you go fuck yourself, convict"
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Thinking about this line more and more these days
Scene from the Hunt For Red October. An admiral says “this business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.”
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Greg 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @gregb.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Ukranian General Kyrylo Budanov says "oh no! . . . Anyway..."
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