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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 25/09/2026
me to my financial advisor: i can explain
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 16/09/2026
"i’ll fuckin rinse you with this bass" i could have that tattoed, yes trailer if you missed it!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lfO...
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 11/09/2026
open source aes67; dante; open source aes67 turns out caring about sub millisecond timing is addictive, fun, and does not induce serious delirium*. * www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6EZ...
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 11/09/2026
zoom's business model: - b̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶s̶t̶ - b̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶l̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶w̶i̶d̶e̶ - d̶o̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ - be annoying
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 11/09/2026
they went so viral and had so many good reviews that you can't see reviews for the place anymore some guy came up to the restaurant and was like "is this place real? there are no reviews!" I was like - you don't know half of it
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 11/09/2026
this city never sleeps. It doesn’t even know how to sleep. It’s sleep deprived, it couldn’t sleep if it tried. This sleepless city:
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 10/09/2026
it's cool that you can just write "9192631770" and link to a wikipedia page and like, nobody needs more information, everybody knows what you mean. i wonder what 9192631770 hz really sounds like. probably sounds like my tinnitus.
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 09/09/2026
my menubar looks like a cool tattooed thigh
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 09/09/2026
nobody should be made to suffer professional audio apps whose icon is a checkmark.
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 09/09/2026
if you keep plugging enough objects together, with enough time and determination (and working with geniuses from @recurse.com) you can have an open source audio over ethernet (aes67) implementation that runs on cheap hardware
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 09/09/2026
you know things are bad when you're installing the codemeter license macos software and the installer looks like this
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 09/09/2026
$20 venmo/paypal if you can guess the wikipedia page
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 06/09/2026
some days you text someone “Do you have solder” at 11pm and they say come over and you end up on some sort of park slope soldering booty call in a backyard tent TRUE STORY
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 04/09/2026
amazon tracking the number of my friends who have kids
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 31/08/2026
i kind of want a browser extension that makes all font transparent ((the idea was: what would a browser look like on an OS with no fonts))
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 30/08/2026
is someone at google trying to prove a point to management/their colleagues
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 21/08/2026
don't scan your face with a CMM kids, it hurts and it doesn't really work en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coordin...
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 21/08/2026
this is almost tetris
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 21/08/2026
There is a whole category of apps in the app/play store just called “good morning” The good morning apps go hard!!!
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 21/08/2026
doing everything to be loved by everyone!
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 20/08/2026
An absolutely normal, completely everyday day at @recurse.com (Yes, these are two embroidery machines with custom pcb’s, yes) Yes.
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 19/08/2026
maybe i can write a book and the book will just be the best amazon reviews i won't make any money from other people's reviews, i will donate the money to amazon or to not amazon it doesn't matter. amazon reviews are world class literature.
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 18/08/2026
some call it everyday shenanigans others would call it a diy degaussing is this one phase 240v. is this -120v. what is this. please don't @ recurse.com. xx
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 18/08/2026
I am stepping into the world of open source/revers engineered embroidery machines that go for $100….!! More soon but this truly feels revolutionary.
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 18/08/2026
lol! I was just just thinking about this -- randomly started leafing through "Astronomical Algorithms" by Jean Meeus we don't use "arc" enough when speaking of time. the degree world gets "arcminute" (1/60 of a degree), which is 1/21600 of a circle. like "arcday" could be 4 minutes (for real!).
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 18/08/2026
i made a simulator for this device but had never met one in real life. now i have!! it's glorious!!
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 12/08/2026
fibonada dot py gist.github.com/gregsadetsky...
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 08/08/2026
it's happening i guess
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 06/08/2026
uber *finally* coming clean! big win for knowing what’s real out there
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 05/08/2026
I told claude to never say load bearing again, and now it censors itself in the most prudish literary way possible
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 04/08/2026
i happen to know the absolute most best handyman in nyc, bar none when i recommend him to friends, their minds are so predictably blown hmu! he’s incredible
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 03/08/2026
If you are in NYC and want to see two incredible movies back to back about extreme musical genres - one from 20 years ago about breakcore, the other about a new Bass genre in India - come to Low Cinema this weekend or next week!!! lowcinema.com/movie/notes-...
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 30/07/2026
thank you claude code for helping me with my pcb order couldn't have done it without you!
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 29/07/2026
the best way to answer spam is 1) mark them as spam 2) block them 3) right before doing that, sending them a screenshot of you about to do that
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 29/07/2026
whats going on on the internet
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 25/07/2026
i am going to die from excitement
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 23/07/2026
that's what I'm saying!
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 23/07/2026
just teaching french
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 22/07/2026
deeply based company logo and product design, very real
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 18/07/2026
not fun flying times!
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 16/07/2026
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 12/07/2026
there's a .mom tld. "my.mom" is 60k ((((she's MUCH more than that... and she's NOT for sale) xxxxxx
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 10/07/2026
how do we make this happen in english
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 09/07/2026
Next time your app gets rejected from the app store, think of all of the great apps that do get approved!
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 08/07/2026
on my deathbed, I will give out one last little laugh - because I will never not be amused that Marie Kondo runs an ecommerce store selling a lot of different little weird objects.
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 08/07/2026
what if there were less kinds of different cameras
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 08/07/2026
the French, in fact, did not pardon them.
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 02/07/2026
the ice cream place…???
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 30/06/2026
I used to love and attend Smalls (the jazz club in new york) for more than 20 years but the current owner’s replies to negative google maps reviews are on another level of rude/out of pocket. Avoid. Ornithology all the way. Xx
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Greg Technology ❪⎷❫ @greg.technology · 29/06/2026
the beautiful 'compare plans below' animation. the pixellated slopful logos the promises of achieving the extraordinary, with AI. I'm wrecked and deflated. my optimism for the world is gone. immediate mood ruiner, great job.
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