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Ben Rufus Green

@greensville.bsky.social
56 followers 37 following 9 posts

#alanpartridge #thecockfields #mandy #dinosaur actor, writer, streamer of washing up. Tremendously interested in cats. 🌱

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 23,1968
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

SIGN-
LIBRARY

SIGN-
QUIET

( NANCY SLIPS AND FALLS ON THE LIBRARY FLOOR)

OUCH
( NANCY RUNS OUTSIDE OF THE LIBRARY, BEFORE SHE YELLS OUT IN PAIN FROM THE FALL)
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Ben Rufus Green @greensville.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Is your toe the only thing you can stub? I think I may have stubbed my neck yesterday but I’m not sure.
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Kevin McShane (Verified) @kevinmcshane.org · 20/01/2025
"Masculine Energy"
Panel 1: Mark Zuckerberg stands on the stage at a Meta all-hands meeting, wearing a little chain and a shirt that says "Cool Dude." "I think our company could use more Masculine Energy," he says into a mic. In the crowd, an employee raises their hand. "Excuse me, Mr. Zuckerberg," the person asks. Panel 2: The person stands up, asking, "By "Masculine Energy," do you mean a mature definition where men in power use their relative strength to protect and uplift those less privileged?" Panel 3: The person continues, "…or a more childish definition where men in power are free to be aggressive and harm others without being held accountable?" Panel 4: Zuck stands silent for a beat. Panel 5: "You're all fired," he says.
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Ben Rufus Green @greensville.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Is it ok to eat the ears from recently slaughtered virgins? Asking for a fiend.
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Ben Rufus Green @greensville.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
‪I may not be ‘fighting fit’ but I’m certainly ‘coughing fit’. ‬
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Ben Rufus Green @greensville.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Why has no Bond song used the lyric ‘he puts the sass in assassination’?
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Ben Rufus Green @greensville.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I’m in a cycle where I pick a bit of my lip off, then it grows back badly and then I pick it off again, then it grows back badly. Can’t see this ending anytime soon.
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Ben Rufus Green @greensville.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I have great chemistry with myself.
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Deb Chachra @debcha.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Occasional reminder that there’s no, “it’s too late, its over” for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesn’t go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.
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Ben Rufus Green @greensville.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I think I’ll start paying more attention to Blue Sky. I’ve been on threads but apparently they’re trying to be more like twitter and I don’t want any of that nonsense, thank you very much.
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Ben Rufus Green @greensville.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
My wife has been secretly interlacing big strands of her hair to form a stylish hair do. Why has she been doing this in private? What is she planning? Apparently she’s also been using more hair than is recommended! So, the plait thickens…
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