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Mama Murph

@greeneggsinbox.bsky.social
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American from far-west 🇨🇦 (AK), now a liberal Midwest transplant working in HiEd. Mr Rogers said to look for the Helpers, so I do my best to be a Helper, not a Hinderer. 💙🦋 No DMs unless it’s just to tell me how brilliant I am.

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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Uppercase gums with lowercase teeth.
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Sometimes thing take a turn you absolutely couldn’t have expected. This was one of those times.
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a man is making a surprised face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .
Alt: a man is making a surprised face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Oh, Harvard. My Grinchy little heart just grew three sizes. ❤️
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Just a reminder that how they did it in the past was to have a wife who stayed at home. She managed the garden and chickens, canned the vegetables & fruit they grew, gathered eggs from the henhouse, killed the chickens they ate for dinner, and hoarded pennies to buy sugar. Sounds like #Project2025
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I just realized our president is Mr. Burns. “No more paper straws! They stick to my bridge!” “Get off my lawn!” “Who needs pennies when you have thousand dollar bills?!” “Someone get me velocipede!” “The world needs to know who shot JFK Ewing, dammit! That was a very bad cliffhanger!”
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Does Neil deGrasse Tyson Believe in God?
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I mean, for a white, straight, upper-class man, it was a great time to be ali… waaait a minute. 🤔
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I read the first sentence and said, “DUDE. WHAT?!?!” Because I legitimately have never been so confused by anything I’ve read in my life. And I’ve read multiple transcripts of Trump speaking unscripted. Wow.
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
If he was able to get Illinois out of the extremely dire fiscal position we were in when he took office, he may be able to clean up what the current regime is doing if he decides to run for Prez in 28.
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
What the hell? How do they have the right to seize the private property and cash of people who aren’t named on a warrant just because they now happen to live in the house that those on the warrant lived in? The slippery slope was bombed as our gov’t did a drive-by.
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I’d like to encourage everyone to read the text of the EO. Straight out of the fascist playbook. I miss democracy.
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
In the event you wondered, according to the NTSB, there were 27 deaths and 24 non-life threatening burns from Pintos by the time they decided to fix the problems.
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
This website was made to create a ❄️safe space❄️ for businesses to proclaim their support for the Trump regime. It’s a one-stop site to know who NOT to give my money to in addition to Target and Amazon. SO helpful!!💙 www.publicsquare.com
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Shop on America's Marketplace | PublicSquare
Shop on America's Marketplace | PublicSquare
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Carla Cooper @carlacooper.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Rob Bluebird @bobbradysd1.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The Top Goal of Project 2025 Is Still to Come ...It is an avowedly Christian nation, but following a very specific, narrow strain of Christianity. In many ways, it resembles the 1950s. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
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The Top Goal of Project 2025 Is Still to Come
The now-famous white paper has proved to be a good road map for what the administration has done so far, and what may yet be on the way.
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
So much efficient. So little waste. Good job, Elon!👏🏼 NOT.
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Lupus was described in the 13th century. But, maybe that was after the gravel-voiced syphlitic potato was born. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Don’t forget the mustard incident. We almost didn’t make it through that one. Crisis of epic proportions. 🤦‍♀️
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Thanks for including me, @tammyjo408.bsky.social !💙 This is a great group of resisters! Follow all to support.
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Kim @navynana2.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Folks, this is kind of a big deal. Normally, ICE needs a judicial warrant to compel one to allow them in a home. That is actually unusual. They generally have administrative warrants because it’s a civil charge. Now, they don’t need a warrant at all. This is a VERY slippery slope.
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The ghost of Anthony Comstock just got super excited about the prospect of The Comstock Act 2: Non-electric, very platonic boogaloo.
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Blonde woman saying “Vladimir stop!”
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Stopped using and removed the Amazon app after the inauguration. Same with FB.
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Alexis from Schitt’s Creek saying “Vladimir, STOP!”
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Ok, so even if we say $5000 is adequate to offset the cost of having a baby (it’s not, tho), what about: no FDA to ensure safe milk base for formula, no guaranteed paid or unpaid maternity or paternity leave, no assistance if baby has major life long health problems, daycare deserts, vaccine denial?
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Super important news for transmasc folks in the Washington area. ❤️
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
As a mom and a human being, this is absolutely heartbreaking. Why would you put little children in this position? The shelter workers are heroes doing work they aren’t prepared for but know is needed. As usual with this administration, no one involved is winning.
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Bill @billlusk.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Could it be true? Charles Koch and Leonard Leo are now suing the Trump administration over tariffs! There’s a link to the MSN article in the body of this post. www.dailykos.com/story/2025/4...
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Surviving Koch Brother Moves to Crush Trump and Tariffs
In a twist that wouldn’t be believed in the worst TV movie, the surviving Koch Brother and Supreme Court shadow boss Leonard Leo are moving to crush Trump and his tariffs. It’s more than surprising th...
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Who knew the day would come when I’d get teary-eyed because a hotel CEO was a decent human being and reaffirmed the company’s commitment to serve all and support all?
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
So, um…I keep using the phrase “correlation does not equal causation” in relation to this administration, but I mean…maybe we shouldn’t let Vance visit grandma any time soon?🤷🏻‍♀️
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🦋 ~Bindi~ 🦋 @bindiatthebeach.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Many thanks for including me in this awesome list @hopeful66.bsky.social !❤️
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God @thegodshow.com · 21/04/2025
Homeland Security Secretary can’t secure her own purse.
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Qualifications for new SecDef: Must be able to stay upright on a bar stool after half a bottle of whiskey✅ Understands that besties may not always keep your secrets. ✅ Doesn’t need wifey to hold him upright at important meetings. ✅ Only drinks clear liquor during press conferences. ✅
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
This is the kind of positive thinking that will take the administration where it belongs!
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
BE A BEACON?!
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I have had quotes from that film running through my head nonstop for weeks. Amazing film. As Cosmo said, “There’s a war out there…a world war…about who controls the information.” Right now, that’s mostly Zuck, Bezos, Murdock, and Musk.
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Remember when Sarah Palin was the dumbest politician we had ever encountered??? A veritable Mensa candidate in comparison to…
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be.
How does everything feel terrible now?
The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.
Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.
Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
So as it turns out, Judge Wilkinson’s approach to reviewing executive branch actions is pretty conservative (in the non-political use of the word). This makes his decision all the more damning.
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
You may want to consider stocking up on canned & other processed goods now if you have the ability to do so. In a month or two, eating canned peas will be like playing Russian roulette.
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Braxton @blueeyes5131949.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Those things seem mutually exclusive?
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
This is the one area in which they are equal opportunists. They’re coming for everyone everywhere all at once.
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? There are no good words. This is insane. That’s the best I have.
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This is why they invented the internet. 💙
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Absolutely brilliant. This is the quality content I come to the internet for. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Dorian @flvillager.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I think so
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Mama Murph @greeneggsinbox.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
This photo I didn’t know I needed to see. ❤️
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