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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Knowing Big 10 mascots isn’t your thing, is it?
Screenshot from Wisconsin Badgers vs Michigan Wolverines game coverage.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They’d stop more drugs if they stayed focused on containers.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Man Makes Disgusted 'EW' Face
Alt: David from Schitt’s Creek Makes Disgusted 'EW' Face. Not sure if it’s because of FBI bestiality or Republicans having sex in general.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
R’s reflecting on their failed marriages and estranged kids.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Admitting that being around Nazis and CSAM feels inclusive to you is certainly a choice.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lots of people must have missed the witch trials and colonial-era stocks in history class or on field trips. This is what America has always been.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But can I fill up my gas tank with it?
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Donald Glover's Surprised 'Good' Reaction
Alt: Donald Glover's 'Good' Reaction, which is an appropriate reaction for Hastert’s death.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Big Charlie Kirk "I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment” energy.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every time I open a wall in my house (built 1898) you can hear me muttering “please, no more knob and tube”.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This year was worse than any other recent shots I remember.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’s probably still aroused from this last one.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Waiting for Bob Mondello’s review.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They’re on the team planning how wars will be won.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can police be charged for covering up a crime?
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That should have been the next reporter’s question.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I only see that word used as a synonym for “self-important bigot”.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even if it’s not the primary motivation, the corrections that are necessary will definitely look like revenge.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only essays they should be writing are to the parole board.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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The Simpsons - I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before i recognise Missoura
YouTube video by 742 Evergreen Terrace
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“In Sulzberger’s House, Strongmen Are Welcome. American Media, Less So.”
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can that office help is send back some South Africans we don’t want?
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s easier to get people to vote for more casinos than for higher taxes. FWIW, the Hard Rock in Rockford has a pretty cool Rick Nielsen guitar out front instead of the usual design.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Time for nonstop reminders that my big dog hates clothes. Jealous of all you owners of well-dressed dogs out there - your pups look amazing.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s the only way Netanyahu knows how to interact with a Muslim.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The fact that we didn’t have to hack up monsters and the best way to keep our kids safe during COVID was to help them with zoom school and sit home and play board games with them on the weekend was apparently too much for some of my suburban peers to handle.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Diarrhea made from Hamburger Helper, Hamburger Helper made from diarrhea, or is it all just one neverending cycle?
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So the economy isn’t just like a car loan?
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Probably not. Objectively, both are bad. Subjectively, one might be less bad for a given individual. I love my dog and she loves everyone, but she is a nasty, nasty beast.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My dog once ate a piece of poop on a walk and my wife almost threw up when she saw it. But at least we don’t have to clean a litter box.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lots of pedo-island and child abduction folks there, so…
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Now I understand why they had a funfetti wedding cake - they figured when you go to a private island you need to bring little kid food.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Your sample was spilled in the fridge, but I swapped mine in and I won’t even charge you extra.”
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In Chicago that’s a porch, and you can bet on when the first porch collapse of the year will happen (because a porch like that will hold 40-50 college students).
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Lotsa folks hoping his insider becomes an outsider.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have a kid at the high functioning end of the spectrum (there is a good chance he will eventually live independently), and I have zero insight into the experiences of people dealing with something more severe. Most parents of “normal” kids don’t understand mine, and they underestimate that gap.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This study wasn’t about the people capable of making the argument it’s not a disease. “People with profound autism often live with severe intellectual disability and require around-the-clock care. They're nonverbal or minimally verbal, and often have serious medical conditions like epilepsy.”
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ruthlessly milquetoast
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The taint of political parties.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is the weakest shit ever. I’m worried about my kids losing their rights and my neighbors being kidnapped and you want to give me (checks notes) the highest interest car loan I’ve ever had?
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They should have a no repeats policy for the season - September is nothing but deep cuts and b-sides.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Peanut jam and peanut jelly for chunky and smooth?
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You get to pick your icon for the map too!
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The question is which rights would you take away from your trans neighbors to enjoy it?
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The American ones were a bigger threat to Hegseth’s agenda.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Potion to make ghosts
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
WSJ about to call water the new avocado toast.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Depends - are we at a pro sports event or in a gas station bathroom?
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Pro athletes should be better role models” is just one more area where a big part of the solution is “listen to more women”.
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Greenbomb @greenbomb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Raising tuition so donors will give more money to the football team (but not academics or research) for fancy seats 6 home games a season.
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