Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Trump makes me want to be religious because I want there to be an afterlife where he and anyone who still follows him are punished for being such pieces of shit to humanity 0120
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Shoutout to people who reintroduce themselves, I do drugs and forget a lot 0101
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran describing complicity and then immediately saying “I’m not complicit” is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen. What a giant fucking pussy. FREE PALESTINE. 1211
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I want to be a bluesky user. I really do. I just forget it exists 1170
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I got junkie strength, old man strength, crazy strength, just about every type of strength but actual strength 0120
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Message to younger me: You’re gonna pay for this dickhead. 080
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 13/07/2026We’re so lucky that our elected leaders are all old as hell. We’re gonna get to see so many of them die in office 2191
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I’m pretty sure they had a Medal of Honor recipient walk out with every fighter so the boots lining the walkout had to salute. 050
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 05/06/2026This dude just said “trauma bonding is the shit, that’s how you be getting some pussy for real” and now I just want the world to end 080
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Someone very close to me passed away so I got day drunk and called some people stupid and honestly I hope you all celebrate the same way when I go. 0130
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 03/06/2026When I was young I thought being a good drinker was about volume but as an old man I know it’s about longevity. 0100
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 25/05/2026The drugs don’t work like they used to. - posted at 3:32 am 0110
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 22/05/2026It would be so fun to relive my life from 1998 on again just to see if I can beat my high score. 060
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I’m fairly certain Waluigi was in the Epstein files 150
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 05/05/2026To address some recent criticisms, my official statement is as follows. “fuck you I do what I want.” 0120
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Also, to be fair I am prolly only poor because I waste all my money on drugs, alcohol and child support 090
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 05/05/2026It’s actually crazy to me to be watching and paying attention to Met Gala coverage. People literally can’t afford food right now. We seriously can’t be far from eating the rich 3153
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Do you guys remember when you’d go whole months without hearing about the president? 1220
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Welcome to all the bastards fans. If you’re here, youre family. Just like Olive Garden but without the kidnapping charges 7470
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 02/04/2026If the choice was to hire a Republican or a ex con, I would choose the ex con, no question. Being a Republican right now means you’re ok with some awful shit 2232
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I was the target of online harassment from a rapper who turned his fans on me and they literally attacked me on every single social media except Bluesky. I don’t know what to make of this info. 0140
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Refried beans are basically mashed potato beans. If that helps 1130
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I hate compilation porn because it just makes me realize how much porn I’ve seen in my life 040
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 29/10/2025There is only one thing worse than Lee Greenwood’s proud to be an American song and that is some asshole singing it loudly and out of tune 1110
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 25/10/2025The worst feeling in the world is being shot multiple times and feeling the misshapen metal rip its way thru my body. The second worst is meeting someone’s dad while on cocaine 190
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 21/10/2025The greatest part of being a musician is I can say “I had cocaine for breakfast” and no one even bats an eye. 1101
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I don’t do drugs because they’re cool, I do drugs because I’m cool 091
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 13/10/2025If you brought someone from 1950 to today and showed them porn on the internet their head would explode 040
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Country music used to be punk. It used to be “fuck the man.” Now it’s just about “how deep can I get the man into my throat?” Bootlicking sellouts. Long live the outlaws. 2171
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I STG the boomer generation sucks soooo bad. Can you even imagine having a mid life crisis that wasn’t about how I can’t afford a house at 40+? 090
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 29/09/2025I know it’s a little late but I’m really trying to get fired off this job so I’m just gonna keep posting the most offensive Charlie Kirk material I can think of. 070
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Charlie Kirk faked his death to escape to South America with his gay black lover. I have proof 2140
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Been locked out of my blue sky account for like 2 months but I had to get it sorted out so I have a place to post my unhinged thoughts 1100
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Elongated Muskrat and dumpy pants taco boy are beefing and I haven’t been this happy about a feud since my parents decided we’re having two Christmases 0172
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 05/06/2025If my girlfriend ever asked me for a threesome I would assume it was just part of an elaborate plan to let her murder me and get away with it 140
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I didn’t know what quinoa was so I looked it up. Still don’t know. 171
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Every time I start to believe someone’s theories on a subject I immediately think of all the times I have spoken with confidence and authority about a subject despite having absolutely no idea what I’m talking about and that’s why I’m a skeptic 061
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 25/05/2025High tolerance levels to drugs and alcohol isn’t cool, it’s a fucking curse. My gf gets lit off a half shot of vodka. I would do anything to have that super power 070
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Meanwhile, I’m just over here wondering how Bane was the bad guy after stealing a billionaire’s money and putting all the rich assholes on trial and then sentencing them to death 0121
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Drugs are only cool when you do them. Otherwise they’re just evidence. 091
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 02/05/2025I’m 100% sure I’m cool because my credit card will make your tongue numb 041
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Sometimes I get drunk for just like no reason at all. 010
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 30/04/2025How many times a month can you eat questionable meats? Asking for a friend. 120
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Whoever called me at 4:30 am and interrupted my dream of smoking a joint with Paul McCartney and Jason Momoa can eat a bag of Richards 0110
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 06/04/2025It’s like I always say, you can’t put the ketamine back in the bag. 080
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I hate when I lose drugs because did I really lose them or did I just lose track of how much I did? 230
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Check my YouTube channel for the full video. Violet Lux is such a talented artist and we have a full album coming this spring. Until then, enjoy this Radiohead cover 092
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 21/03/2025In the music industry, if I see you go to the bathroom more than 3 times during a session I assume you are on heroin. 3110
Greazy Wil @greazywil.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I’m 50% done with a 4 part reverse Behind the Bastards script. It’s taken me almost 2 months to get this far but it’s sooo worth it. 4291
