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Sydni 🌙

@greatpretending.bsky.social
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29. she/her. Do you have time to talk about our Lord and savior Freddie Mercury?

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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"I never would have guessed you were 31" I spent my Saturday afternoon on ebay looking at vintage soap dispensers, tf do u mean
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We HAVE to live our lives more intentionally. Victimizing ourselves over what the capitalist overlords have "chosen" for us is not the way to go. Turn OFF the mobile game notifications and turn ON the calendar notifications.
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm just going to say this. A text/email/call reminder for an appointment is a courtesy, not something to be relied on. If you miss an appointment and say "well I didn't get a reminder" that's not a valid excuse. Set your own fucking reminders.
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If they had pimple patches when I was in middle school I think my relationship with my skin would be very different
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gotta love that when you're no-contact with a parent, gen x and boomers' default question is always "well how will you feel if they die?" You think I haven't thought of that, sharon?
Ben Affleck exasperated and smoking a cigarette meme
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
got to have dinner with some aunts and uncles I haven't seen in a few years the other day and I'm still riding the high of "so what do you do now, Sydni?" "oh, I manage a clinical rehabilitation research and technology non-profit." watching people's eyes glaze over will never get old
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NOT DOLLY
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I was ALMOST sold on @proton.me while searching for AI alternatives, even though they have an LLM, it seemed super secure and totally optional. Just had some concerns and wanted to reach out to someone for some clarification. Turns out an AI chatbot is their only contact option. So disappointing.
A screenshot of the Proton website contact page.

Text Reads:

"Start a chat

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It gathers all relevant information

A human advisor picks up the conversation, fully informed

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The AI is trained on our help centre articles and cannot see your account data. If it can’t resolve your issue, it will pass your conversation details to a human expert. Learn more"
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
In your 30s the secure folder isn't for nudes, it's for pictures of weird moles you're keeping track of
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I cried like 4 times and can't stop thinking about it
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Am I insane or is the word "otherwise" a crazy pull for my five y/o niece to know and use correctly
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Where are we on biodegradable staples
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Get this child an n64 STAT
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Idk anything about [SPOILER]
My score on hanks game 4x3. I wish I understood it enough to describe it better. I did fine. I got one mistake, yellow category first. Oh wait, I see what it is now. Yellow category correct, blue category correct, green and purple mixed, then purple correct, then green. Thanks Hank, this was fun! Going to send it to my NYT-game-obsessed sister in law now.
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I actually think they call them the equivalent of "ugly cousin"
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"the A should be for ally" Asexual erasure aside, that would effectively remove your ability to BE an ally because you would then be a *participant.* That would make you gay. That's the rule. That's the goal now.
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Who restarts the counter?
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This is going to sound very old man yells at cloud but I swear sometimes it seems like gen z is TRYING to get cancer
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I have no words. This is so sick.
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I agree with this. I think it has a lot to do with appreciating that the dynamic is one of equals. In M/F romance there's almost always some kind of power dynamic that a lot of afab people are fatigued by
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Oh my god isn't he dead yet
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
We went to the moon... Warehouses are on fire... Full movies are being leaked... Is the ball rolling up?
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
My promotion was announced today and this line in the PowerPoint is frying me
Screenshot from the powerpoint that is italicized text that reads "This was obvious to anyone who was paying attention."
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Back to the horrors, I guess
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I'm actually getting ocarina of time fatigue. Why do you have to remake/re-release a game Four Times
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
No one is ever going to see my search history, but I'm still going to use incognito mode to google things I should already know the answer to
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I actually don't think I can say piña colada correctly anymore
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I love the word toddler. They really do be toddling
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Are you a whole new person now?
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Was just noticing I've had a really good week and been in a good mood, then realized about a week ago I blocked my access to facebook
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Free him
A Luigi figurine trapped in Hank's office. #freeluigi
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I'll come clean it if you donate $1000 to P4A
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Yes, sometimes it's just to HS and sometimes it's ALL the way back. Wanna pop out the womb with a fully developed brain.
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Does this legend have a venmo
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Idk, that's what I'm saying!
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Omg gotta get those P4A icon frames ready
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Oh shit, no wonder you thought I was being sarcastic lol. I knew it was coming up but I didn't know it was THIS weekend 💀
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
No I genuinely don't know when it is 😭
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Guys when is the P4A this year idek
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This deadass looks like someone asked AI to put you in an ice uniform. Like it's you but it's a little to the right
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
idk I just think that when I file my taxes the government should have that money in my account the very next day
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I've also been part of a transition from for-profit to non-profit. It's a lot of work, and I applaud you all for making that choice to put in the effort!
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
EXACTLY THIS
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I don't because his kids play on it and I don't want them to get hurt but I hope other things he uses AI for go wrong
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
My boss used ChatGPT to help him "make sure he was hanging up the rock wall in his basement right" as if the dads of YouTube aren't RIGHT THERE
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This is it this is the one
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
That's a big ask for a balloon pop 💀
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Eat a donut without using your hands
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Ask Joe Santagato for $5
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Sydni 🌙 @greatpretending.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Prank call John and tell him the stream is broken
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