Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026AI code guys love to credit and thank the bots and as annoying as that is, it is such a quick and useful red flag 010
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 06/04/2026With a regular song, they might say the Title of the Song several times. But in a jazz tune, they won’t. You’ll have to find out the name some entirely other way. If you have played the tune before but don’t remember the name, this will kill you 010
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 17/03/2026History repeats itself, first as Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope, then as Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens 000
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 17/03/2026History repeats itself, first as a novel no one has read, then as the film adaptation 001
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Phones should have FM built in. Would I use it? Probably not. But it would cost pennies to put in or at least not disable it in the phones that already have the hardware. 040
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 09/08/2025A thing I believe wholeheartedly is they didn’t need to put that dog in space 010
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 02/04/2025submitting my taxes on april fools day so they understand its just a joke and they dont get mad 020
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Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Kids these days don’t even scrobble. All they know is scroll 010
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Travis Kelce’s brother was invented in a lab so they could be in twice as many commercials 020
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Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Nickelodeon green slimes jack black and everyone cheers but when I shoot out my monstrous blood like a firehose onto the audience it’s suddenly a fucking problem 010
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Most realistic part of the Substance 2024 is spewing green gatorade the second anything goes wrong 011
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 29/12/2024There is a tie and pin for pilots who have had to eject from their aircraft and I need to steal this valor. I need the “plane oopsie” tie 000
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 26/12/2024After the grinch we should’ve exiled Jim Carrey like we did Napoleon after the battle of Waterloo 020
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 25/12/2024When your family forgets about Jacob Marley when trying to count the ghosts in a Christmas Carol 040
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Fish can't look up. But I could dig my talons into a fish one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this fish ever so roughly. I can make sure this fish eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that savagely and see the stars for the first time. 120
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 20/11/2024The trick is to keep the lights off an overcast day. Haunt your own apartment. Make another cup only to have something warm in your hands. There are only so many hours in a week to accomplish this. 020
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Hopefully made this a slightly nicer place. Or at least I had fun making a Bluesky bot for a couple of hours 000
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Googling the results of the Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight? Here’s a little trick: Stop typing after “Paul ty” and learn about this lil guy 030
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 16/11/2024~I’m like a bird I have hollow bones I only have a cloaca Only have a cloaca~ 011
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I…worked on this story for a year…and…he just…he skeeted it out. 000
Great Jorb @greatjorb.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Should’ve written some bangers here when I first made the account so y’all would’ve felt more at home finally joining 210
