iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Things the sous chef at my job has said to me Your like a bison You'd make a good Santa Claus You look like you listen to Ray J You look like Walter White

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Walton Goggins looks like he needs a sip of water

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Here's a zine I made as a gift for the holidays. Download it, print it, and fold it.

A zine I made for the holidays as a gift for my relatives.

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

I've gotten too many compliments on my new coat and now I can never take it off

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I could have eaten so much more dirt if I never learned about germs. Knowledge breeds cowardice

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Dark Souls 2 feels like a Peter Molyneux game

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

1st playthough of Ds1 done. Bosses in order of attempts. Gwyn, Ceaseless Discharge, Bed of Chaos, Capra, Sif, Iron Golem, Stray, 4 Kings, Oreinstein and Smough, Quelaag, Seath, Asylum Demon, Taurus Demon, Gargoyles, Firesage, Centipede Deomn, Pinwheel, Moonlight Butterfly, Nito, Gaping dragon

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I bet bjj practitioners have crazy sex. Your out here doing missionary while some dude with a brown belt is going for a backward pubis scorpion hold.

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Note from chef: Cookie dough is not a compound butter

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Me an armchair progresive upset at the state of things

A panel from a manga of a child crying.

The image is from the Manga "The Drifting Classroom" by Kazuo Umezo. It depicts the main character of the manga, Sho, crying with a surprisingly stoic face.

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Web 3 is when Ai gets the flesh

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Fall makes me depressed in a cringe way. Both my cigarette consumption and number of night walks are up 1 million percent since summer ended.

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Woah hold on fellas. I just had a crazy revelation, what if social media is actually not good for you, Preposterous right?

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Can't wait for cozy boy winter, where the rhino pills at?

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

I'm looking at the patterns in the sand, Home Boy. I see web 3.0, Cool Cat. Let me tell you, it's no bueno, hoss.

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Why is October so hot. I'm going to throw bricks at the sun

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

If you have to many anti-oxidants can you still breath? Serious answers only, I am on my 26th tamarind pod.

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Kitchens are such beautiful mashups of culture and language. Sometimes it feels like I speak a special dialect but mostly I'm just yelling about salads.

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I'd rather die cringe than live boring :flame: :sunglasses: :skateboard: :cold-face: :cold-face:

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

I should have been born 30 years earlier. I would have crushed the 90s.

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

So... do you like using urinals, or are you normal?

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I'm the type of person who forgets a cup of tea for a few hours. So, I got a thermos, and it really works. Now, instead of drinking cold tea, I burn my mouth

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

AI is cool because it's like if you scream into the void, the void steals someone else's screams and gives them to you

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Today, a coworker of mine said I would make a good podcaster.

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Me, a cook grappling with the realization that I've never made a dish that I've like more than a nice watermelon

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

I used to think my dentist was a huge supporter of local businesses. Turns out that's not what local anesthetic means

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Here are my unsolicited movie reviews that I refuse to explain. Weapons - did not enjoy it Eddignton - hated it

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Cover letters are small talk for hiring managers

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Fruit is like if vegetables were candy

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Idk why, but there's something really surreal about opening dating apps in my mid-20s versus when I was 19.

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I gave a presentation at work, and my two favorite pieces of feedback I received from my coworkers were... 1. "That was the most professional I've ever seen someone speak." 2. "I didn't know you were funny."

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Oh, me? I'm just super handy and crafty and kind of the woodworking goat ngl...

A dresser drawer I'm gluing back together, held in place by two claps that I've daisy chained together to fit the entire length of the drawer

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GreatJohnT @greatjohnt.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

You might not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like

A picture of me smoking a hand-rolled cigarette and playing umamusume pretty derby, on a white background.

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