Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 21hMost of the gripes are about the game's performance, which is an issue on lower-spec PCs! And that's on the dev. Except, oops, they posted a chart on the Steam page last week explaining what you need to play it for various target specs! 110
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 21hThis crap makes me ABSOLUTELY CRAZY. Nivalis Nights has been out less than a day and negative reviewers are posting vague displeasure at nothing in particular. It seems coordinated because reviews went up around the same time. They're awarding each other (not the positives) to boost visibility. 230
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 29/09/2026So on The Greatest Games You (Probably) Never Played, I'm moving on to mascot platformers from 1990-1995. I was surprised how many good lesser-known ones there are! Here are a few I'll be featuring: Kid Dracula Pig Out Bucky O'Hare Little Samson Gimmick! Rolo to the Rescue Ardy Lightfoot & more! 220
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 27/09/2026I've finally reached the point in Nighthawks where I get a shot at Maze, a seemingly benign narcissist who's started a vampire cult in the basement of his antique bookstore. He's an early ally and not the villain, but he's easily one of the biggest monsters in the game! Can't wait to take him down. 4214
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 27/09/2026You can turn that off, thankfully. Click this button: 020
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 26/09/2026I've encountered the phrase "Dopefish lives!" several times in Nighthawks as I've traversed the sewers. It's a fun reference to one of gaming's longer running in-jokes, particularly in shooter games. id Software's Tom Hall created the Dopefish orginally! www.dopefish.com/fishinfo.html 151
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 22/09/2026Nighthawks is out. Got my copy! Probably won't get to it until this weekend, but I'm excited to try it! 050
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 18/09/2026And asset flips, AI slop, copycats, NFT/crypto games, really shoddy "experiences" or games built to get you to spend money on in-game transactions... They all fit under this definition, because lack of respect for the player is the core issue! That's ultimately what makes a game truly bad. /end 140
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 18/09/2026On the other hand, 2023's Skull Island: Rise of Kong is a truly bad game. Badly designed, buggy as heck and full of time-wasting padding to make the game seem long. It was $40 at retail but not even worth playing if you get it for free. It fulfills my definition perfectly! 120
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 18/09/2026So if we want to say last year's lowest-ranked game, MindsEye, is a bad game, we need to be careful. "A bad game is one that doesn't respect your time, wallet and overall experience." But MindsEye's biggest sin was outdated, bland mechanics. It even had an OK story. Not a disrespect for players. 120
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 18/09/2026So, let's presume that most games aren't good or bad, but are just average. In statistics, we have the concept of a normal distribution. For 2025's PS4/PS5 games, MobyGames data for 510 games says the average critic score is 75%. 191 games are 80 or above. 197 between 70-79. 122 below 70. 120
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 18/09/2026Postal III is bad because: 1) It's incredibly offensive without purpose, but also never actually funny. 2) It was made on the cheap by a Russian developer but sold for full price. 3) It's a bland game with broken AI and lots of bugs Running With Scissors refuses to sell it today. It's that awful! 120
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 18/09/2026Extreme Paintbrawl is bad because: 1) It was made in two weeks but released as a finished commercial game. 2) It's budgetware that makes other budgetware look lavishly produced. 3) The game's broken and fundamentally doesn't work. It's nearly impossible to play. It's absolutely awful in every way. 120
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 18/09/2026Action 52 is a bad game because: 1) It assumes gamers want quantity over quality 2) It originally cost $200! 3) Its games provide a terrible experience with many titles barely in a playable state and some impossible to complete It's not even "so good it's bad." It's simply bad. 120
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 18/09/2026I've decided it's time for gamers to reconsider the definition of a "bad game," because they're fairly rare and we need to get beyond "bad = I don't like it." So here's my proposal. A bad game is one that doesn't respect your time, wallet and overall experience. Details below... 272
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 15/09/2026This is what was in my drive so you can see I'm not choosy about what I play on the PS5! 000
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 15/09/2026Got this in the mail yesterday. Looks like Walmart broke the street date! I'm gonna play it. I can always sell it if it's no good. Such is the joy of physical games! 140
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 13/09/2026I won't champion Bug! as a missed classic. It's imperfect, like most early attempts at making a 3D platformer. And the mascot, oh-so-imaginatively named Bug, is unappealing and also has a pet named Maggot Dog. Ewww. But it does feel like a missed branch in platformer evolution! 121
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 13/09/2026One of the cooler parts of the game is a pseudo-3D bonus stage where you ride around on a dragonfly. You have to collect enough of the coins on each stage to unlock it, which makes you explore the surprising lengthy and complex levels. User-made maps show just how intricate they can be. 111
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 13/09/2026A lot of platformers went 2.5D in the mid to late 90s, but Bug! is quite different from them since you can change directions in open 3D spaces. You're still locked into a grid-like movement (no analog controls), but you also don't fall off platforms or struggle to run in a straight line! 111
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 13/09/2026Aside from Bug!'s lack of charisma and annoying audio, the gameplay does things few platformers after it tried until much more recently. The levels are 3D strips connected together into lanes that go horizontal, vertical or in/out of the screen. But all of the characters are rendered sprites! 131
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 13/09/2026Here's another list of great games you should check out that are off the beaten path. These recommendations may be cult classics or collector faves, but I don't see them mentioned as often. Today: the PlayStation Vita! #gaming #retrogames #videogames 150
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 12/09/2026Here's another list of great games you should check out that are off the beaten path. These recommendations may be cult classics or collector faves, but I don't see them mentioned as often. Today: the PlayStation 4 / PSVR! #gaming #retrogames #videogames 120
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 09/09/2026I've always been in the camp of "2D Top-down Zelda > 3D Zelda," so I'm less excited than a lot of folks for Zelda Ocarina of Time remake. My favorite games in the series were all released on the NES, SNES + GB/GBC/GBA. Whether A Link to the Past or Link's Awakening is the best is a toss-up for me! 120
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 07/09/2026Here's another list of great games you should check out that are off the beaten path. These recommendations may be cult classics or collector faves, but I don't see them mentioned as often. Today: Multiplatform PlayStation 3 & Xbox 360! #gaming #retrogames #videogames 1102
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 06/09/2026There's are evil Queen Juliana, very much like the Matrons of Menzoberranzan. And Teegra (the scantily-clad heroine) has a (non-magical) black cat much like Guenhwyvar! The look and feel of the film is both frozen lands and places that feel like the Underdark (even if they're aboveground). 100
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 06/09/2026Here's another weird thing. Remember how I just re-read the Icewind Dale / Drizzt Do'Urden books from R.A. Salvatore? This movie has a LOT in common with those books. The bad guy, Nekron, looks like a drow. Darkwolf and Larn are both barbarian warriors like Wulfgar. (Cont'd) 100
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 05/09/2026Still rolling them up around post 7 though. I wish Bsky would allow you to turn that aspect off. Or that it'd roll them up at a later point. 110
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 05/09/2026Did this feature just appear on Bsky today? You mean I can actually post threads now that people can understand are meant to be multi-posts? Delightful! Even though I stubbornly insist on posting long threads, I know how hard they've been to read on the platform. 181
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 05/09/2026Ooh, found a brand new book on Frank Frazetta's career at the library today! I thought it was interesting to learn that he's one of the most famous illustrators in comics there is, but his comics career was pretty insignificant compared to his movie posters and novel covers. 110
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 05/09/2026Here's another list of great games you should check out that are off the beaten path. These recommendations may be cult classics or collector faves, but I don't see them mentioned as often. Today: the Nintendo 3DS! #gaming #retrogames #videogames 1160
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 03/09/2026Here's another list of great games you should check out that are off the beaten path. These recommendations may be cult classics or collector faves, but I don't see them mentioned as often. Today: Multiplatform PS2/Xbox/GC! #gaming #retrogames #videogames 160
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 02/09/2026Here's another list of great games you should check out that are off the beaten path. These recommendations may be cult classics or collector faves, but I don't see them mentioned as often. Today: the Xbox 360! #gaming #retrogames #videogames 250
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 31/08/2026Here's another list of great games you should check out that are off the beaten path. These recommendations may be cult classics or collector faves, but I don't see them mentioned as often. Today: the Wii! #gaming #retrogames #videogames 172
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 30/08/2026I'm going to make a mega-thread of my recommendations to this point because I've been doing this all month and it's easy to miss 'em! (220+ games listed so far, 180+ more to go!) We started with the NES! 131
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 30/08/2026Let's continue my series of threads with 10 lesser-known games you should play on each major console platform. These non-exhaustive lists may include cult classics or collector faves, but they're generally games I don't see mentioned as often. Today:PlayStation 3! #gaming #retrogames #videogames 181
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 28/08/2026Let's continue my series of threads with 10 lesser-known games you should play on each major console platform. These non-exhaustive lists may include cult classics or collector faves, but they're generally games I don't see mentioned as often. Today: the Nintendo DS #gaming #retrogames #videogames 260
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 28/08/2026I'm skeptical of generative AI being a transformative technology because, well, I've used it personally. It's very good at making people who have no skills in something believe they suddenly possess them. But to me, it's just a Dunning-Krueger effect generator. 100
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 28/08/2026Man, Saber just continues to play the role of the heel, huh? Remember when people were saying the same thing about Crypto and NFTs and those turned out to be just as inappropriate, despite efforts to create games using the technology? Did we get a Half-Life 2 from those games? Of course not. 230
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 28/08/2026Lunar eclipse going on right now in the US! 040
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 28/08/2026Let's continue my series of threads with 10 lesser-known games you should play on each major console platform. These non-exhaustive lists may include cult classics or collector faves, but they're generally games I don't see mentioned as often. Today: the Gamecube! #gaming #retrogames #videogames 1145
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 27/08/2026Just taking still shots of the action at key points reveals so many visual details that blow by at this game's maniacal speed! (Images below from MobyGames) 010
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 27/08/2026So I was talking to someone today about why I'm so sour on AI in game development, and I think this requires a little bit of nuance, which BlueSky is TERRIBLE at allowing for. So here's my basic argument in two slides (and a thread to elaborate on it!): 4268
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 27/08/202610 #PSP #VIDEOGAMES YOU SHOULD PLAY 6. Kenka Bancho: Badass Rumble (2008) One of the only games from the series available outside of Japan, this game's about being a juvenile delinquent tough guy in high school who's always looking for a fight. Lock eyes with a potential foe and beat him down! 100
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 27/08/2026Let's continue my series of threads with 10 lesser-known games you should play on each major console platform. These non-exhaustive lists may include cult classics or collector faves, but they're generally games I don't see mentioned as often. Today: the PSP! #gaming #retrogames #videogames 4111
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 26/08/2026Let's continue my series of threads with 10 lesser-known games you should play on each major console platform. These non-exhaustive lists may include cult classics or collector faves, but they're generally games I don't see mentioned as often. Today: the Xbox! #gaming #retrogames #videogames 120
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 25/08/2026Let's continue my series of threads with 10 lesser-known games you should play on each major console platform. These non-exhaustive lists may include cult classics or collector faves, but they're usually games I don't see mentioned as often. Today: Game Boy Advance! #gaming #retrogames #videogames 1113
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 24/08/20263) Mainstream video game marketing is also struggling right now because many of the traditional channels (print, online content, broadcast) aren't working well, digital is a constantly-changing landscape and sales expectations are often too high. Netflix is going to position itself as the solution. 130
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 24/08/20262) Netflix is incredibly opaque about its numbers, which means they're going to talk about how GTA VI's preview premiere was a big success for them. But it'll be hard to validate how or why. But they're gonna use the perception it did well as a selling point to other brands. 130
Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 24/08/20261) Netflix is reaching a point where it's going to have to include advertorial content to keep its revenues growing. Pitching their algorithm to advertisers for placing digital ads is already happening. But paid content (similar to what you see on broadcast during downtime) would be a major coup. 130