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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦

@greasyswede.bsky.social
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Canadian. Steelworker. Retired. Sarcastic. Grandfather. The only left wings or right wings I care about are Chicken wings. Stupidity and apathy are the real pandemics. ELBOWS UP !

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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 11h
#TrumpisaMoron #TariffsAreStupid #ElbowsUp
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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TofuNYG 🏈🏳️‍🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"He fucked up" 🎵🎶😂
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#LakeOntario #FuckTrump
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can confirm.
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Grim Reaper: 'Is He Dead Yet?' - Trump Election
ALT: Grim Reaper: 'Is He Dead Yet?' - Trump Election
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th 🎇 to all non red-hatted non-Trump voting Americans out their struggling to live a good life surrounded by terminal stupidity and ignorance.
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Canada 🇨🇦 Day... never 51st state a link to Bryan Adams new anthem 🎶 lnk.to/51stState
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Bryan Adams - 51st State
Listen to 51st State by Bryan Adams.
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Making a coffee at my daughter's house and saw her mug in the cupboard... she's a Lab Technologist at our local hospital. With many of these new Doctors this mug is very true.
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
How Canadian is your pizza?
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
How Canadian are your Potato chips?
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
How Canadian is fast food in Canada?
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
My world's in turmoil, up is down, black is white, nothing makes sense... I just listened to Miley Cyrus singing Metallica's Nothing Else Matters and really enjoyed it. Then I did a deep dive and somehow I became a fan. Her version of Jolene was amazing. I'm not sure my taste in music will survive.
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Who had threatening the Pope on your Bingo card?
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Had my first steak in 7 years last night. Doctors told me to stay away from red meat but last night I decided "Fuck it, I'm having one." Having a colonoscopy in 3 weeks so... in my memory it tasted waaaay better. Everyone else tried it and said it was delicious. Apparently I enjoy chicken more.
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I was probably the only Canadian that didn't watch the gold medal game... I had to choose between the game and helping my grandson build his first snowman. No brainer.
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Is there a more nerve wracking job than replacing the springs on a garage door? Just the thought of that spring letting loose while you add tension is scary stuff... it's all done and working great but thinking this is a job I need to pay to get done 🤔 Nah, I'm too cheap.
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Mark Hultmark - Liberal 🏳️‍🌈💙 @turtledj.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
-18 Celsius converts to Fahrenheit as really fucking cold.
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Looks nice and sunny out there... BUT it's colder than a metal seat in an outhouse.
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Shout out to PMO Construction in Sarnia Ontario for snowblowing with a donation to the local Humane Society... there are still good people out there.
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Found my old favorite toy from my childhood... a 1972 Tonka Turbo Diesel dump truck. It's now my grandson's favorite toy.
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
New Year's resolution is to eat more salads...day 1
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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RAOK @evolvingempathy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A Christmas Carol redone 🎅👇🏼😂
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
It's not even Christmas yet and I'm already sick of winter.
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Just received my 10th COVID-19 vaccine... still not magnetic, nor have I developed superpowers 🤬
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Meanwhile, in Canada...
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦 @greasyswede.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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