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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Are we still allowed to make b’rer rabbit tar pit references?

G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This administration isn’t even Junior Varsity, they’re not even Little League - they’re first year t-ball that runs for third base after hitting a foul ball. Complete amateur hour - it’s embarrassing.

Donald Trumps signature above a label that says President of the Unites States “

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Yeah, but Kennedy wasn’t shot inside the Kennedy Center so it’s totally different … or something … I dunno; I’d have to be Gumby to be able to bend over backwards enough to justify his idiocy

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Why doesn’t he just change the name of “4” to “2”? Then he could fix gas prices AND inflation at the same time!!!

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Well, I miss playing. And I miss smoking. You could be on to something

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

All good. Just had to get some protein out of my blood. Unpleasant but not painful Worst part was when the doctor was shoving in the catheter, he told me it was his first time ;-)

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

When you want to rep the slava Ukraini but you don’t foresee getting a catheter in your jugular that day. @wardcarroll.bsky.social

T-shirt showing Ukrainian fighter pilot helmet and bloodstained collar

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Hey Donnie, there IS a way you can be remembered in history with Adams, Jefferson, and Monroe and it would be met with celebrations like nobody has ever seen … #historynerdhumor #July4th

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Since team USA defeated Bosnia AND Herzegovina last night I assume that FIFA will make us play 4 teams at once next time.

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

"People are saying that GR Cooper's books are the best, like no one has ever seen, and are bigly and Teddy Roosevelt told me that if our NATO allies read them, all will be forgiven!" Amazon review by [redacted]

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

“Breaking News” used to make your stomach drop because you were about to hear some bad shit. Now it just means “ … back from commercials” #genx

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I don’t know enough about soccer to tell you I don’t know enough about soccer without telling you I don’t know anything about soccer

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Why are people jumping through hoops to call Turkey “Türkiye” while still unironically saying Germany, Finland, Spain, etc?

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Spending the night getting everything you can out of your apartment before the sheriffs show up in the morning with the eviction notice

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Hoping that the Taco Bell employees won’t notice that you didn’t buy anything, but are stuffing your pockets with hot sauce packets so that your bulk beans and rice you’re eating yet again will have some flavor

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

@scalzi.com Discovered another reason being poor sux “Being unwilling to release an ebook because you’re terrified you’ll make enough money to get kicked off of Medicaid without making enough to pay for insurance and your expensive cancer meds covered by Medicaid are two pills a day for life.”

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

There are lots of McDonalds in Mexico - been there for hundreds of years.

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

That’s just what a werewolf would say

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Oh boy! A new bombshell!! I’ve been hearing for 10 years how this latest bombshell will be cause for impeachment I’m as sick of hearing that as I am his stupid voice Put up or shut up

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

What’s mind blowing is that there were two guys in his class at Wharton who got worse grades than this twatwaffle.

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I’m not a scientist, but I’m pretty sure that my cancer can be traced back to when I was 12 and didn’t wait 45 minutes before getting in the pool after eating.

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

it wounds my heart with monotonous languor

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

How much does Brukimsa cost? If Trump kills Medicaid I don’t think I’ll be able to afford it.

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Good call - I’d probably pick Crimson and Clover by Joan Jett

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I really don’t want to go to chemo tomorrow

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Were you early enough to get a “clean” address (no numbers)? Did you know Amy Arnold? (AmyA@aol.com) I managed to snag grcooper@aol.com when I was contracting to test the first windows client in 91’ish at the old hq in Tyson’s (years later I was hired as product manager for the games channel)

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Wolf Trap is an awesome venue. Saw a triple header show with The Pogues, Violent Femmes, and Mojo Nixon there, as well as a screenings of Alexander Nevsky and Ivan the Terrible - both with the national symphony playing the soundtrack live. Go see all the shows there.

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I kinda DO want to see a chimp dick.

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

(coughs indiscreetly in case they want to continue in the genre and want to read the 2nd American author to publish a LitRPG 11 years ago)

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Levenger lap desk? Got one for my little sister when she started grad school

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

♫ Old McDonald automated his farm, AI AI O-no ♫

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

May the 4th be with you and May the 5th be with tequila

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

That Tiger pilot had to assume that he was on a one-way flight. Salute to that brave badass. Really hope that the regime change efforts work and the IRIAF pilots become “good guys”. I’d love to buy them a beer.

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

The joke’s on them - I’m broke

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

My great grandfather. Thankfully, this was a few months after my grandfather was born:

News article from 1906 that describes how Samuel Cooper of Pulaski Virginia got drunk and passed out on railroad tracks, and was decapitated by a passing train

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

They violate my “law” - If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re just an asshole who likes to laugh at other people. I might have disagreed with Obama on some issues, but he could laugh at himself. The current dbag % his sycophants obviously cannot, thus the lack of comedians at their dinner

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

New totally not a toy grown up 4 color 3D printer. I’m not a nerd, you’re a nerd!

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

“Say hello to my little friend!” - Book of Montana, M2:03

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Social media has for far too many people weaponized comfirmation bias as a Pavlovian reward system. Be judicious trusting what you read, especially if your feed is full of posts you agree with. It’s on purpose.

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G.R. Cooper @grcooper.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

By the time they’ve finished telling me all the ways that the drug can screw me over, I’ve forgotten how it’s supposed to help me …

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