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Der lange Lulatsch

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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Interview with the Vampire Queen Sugar Industry Widow’s Bay Yellowstone
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
What $2.90 gets you on Septa at rush hour. #INEPTA #Septa
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SEPTA's Market-Frankford Line service impacted by blown transformer in Center City
SEPTA is investigating a blown transformer that disrupted service on the Market-Frankford Line on Wednesday afternoon.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Two lawyers who work for ICE step forward and lift the curtain on what is really happening inside our immigration system right now. If you’ve time it’s worth a listen, trust me.
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Give a Little Whistle
Podcast Episode · This American Life · March 8 · 1h
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
💸💸💸
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
“White women, let me step out in front and make something abundantly clear: Your path of progression will NEVER come from a man.” - Dr. Leo Croft
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Why Jasmine Crockett Lost to James Talarico — And What Many White Liberal Women Just Told on…
Photographed by Temi Lawson for Vogue Magazine
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Reply with a gif of a powerful woman.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The X Files.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Expecting him to transform the city overnight as its first Muslim mayor is unrealistic, the NYPD, an institution hardly known for tolerance, is already working against him. He has to tread carefully. With Tisch, It’s not the beginning of fruitful partnership. It’s reconnaissance.
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 20/02/2026
I need people to understand that "AI" used in moderation isn't necessarily the "AI" of ChatGPT + friends or synthetic text extruding machines, or LLMs. There's stuff lumped under "AI", as the term is a marketing term, that is actually useful and important for flagging stuff on social media.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Threads devouring Instagram while in Meta’s womb is none of my business.
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Baller Alert @balleralert.com · 20/02/2026
Ray J Begs Fan to Return Stolen Heart Monitor After “Bleeding Eyes” Concert Incident
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Ray J Begs Fan to Return Stolen Heart Monitor After “Bleeding Eyes” Concert Incident
Ray J wants his heart monitor back, and he is not playing about it. The singer says a fan pulled the device off his body while he was in the […]
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The court’s GOP-appointed justices mediated a dispute between two parents: the funders supporting their majority and the president who appointed three of them. The conservative wing sided with the billionaires and big business over Trump. Translation: Fuck your ineptitude we wanna get paid.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
It’s important to hang on to hope,” said Bill Rooney, 68, of Chestnut Hill (and certified tour guide). “The people who lived here — sometimes that’s all they had to hold on to. We need to do that, too, and [make] sure that the whole history is told.” #blackhistory
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“The Trump administration officials wanted to make her look bad, even if it meant reshaping reality to do so. What’s especially concerning is the dishonest way it went about it.” @whitehouse-47.bsky.social using Jim Crow tactics to break prominent activists is beyond disgraceful.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
…and ya mutha, dickhead! I don’t why this funky ass administration thought my city would take this shit lying down FOH.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Banned? Talarico’s interview has over 7 million views on YouTube (and counting) The Late Show with Stephen Colbert had about 2.42 million viewers in the second quarter of 2025. 3.016 million viewers during a notable week in July 2025. Oppression this is not.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Freeze your credit with all three bureaus( free and reversible) Create and/or secure your IRS identity protection pin -IP PIN (for tax filing) Create and lock your Social Security Administration account to prevent benefit diversion. (I did this back in August ‘25 during peak DOGE)
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It’s high time Hollywood roll up the red carpet for this homophobic gay bashing man child.
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Shia LaBeouf allegedly called queer man homophobic slurs before New Orleans arrest
Actor allegedly also made remarks to man who dresses in drag, and was seen dancing on Bourbon Street after arrest
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Drop a poster of one of your favorite horror movies from the year (2019) Favorite childhood book became a movie! This was before they started banning books.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If you see this, post a character that starts with a G.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
ME: “is there another train right after this one? (because they’re behind schedule) SEPTA SUBWAY OPERATOR: There’s always another one coming, just don’t know when. Love my city, LOL #philly
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Yup, while making direct eye contact…
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
🤌🏾
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
A houseless guy calling me a faggot for not helping him out is one way to miss a meal. A DoorDash cyclist calling me a faggot is one way of getting your tires popped with this sharp ass nail file in my pocket. 💅🏾🏳️‍🌈
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
“We have identified the leader of Antifa”
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
In an interview with Fox News last week, he criticized Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner’s comments comparing ICE agents to Nazis as unacceptable rhetoric.“It is abhorrent and it is wrong, period, hard stop, end of sentence,” Shapiro said. Yep, Shapiro is a bitchasspunk.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This is why I keep (healthy) snacks at my desk. My eyes and stomach’ always plottin against me.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The easiest thing to do in my office to avoid termination and confusion is to show up and stay organized. Some people can’t seem to do either. It’s the bare minimum.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The kids are alright, baby. The kids are alright.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
My co-worker be burping mini burps at her desk like I don’t hear them but I damn sure smell them.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
‘11.22.63’ on Netflix. I knew…then I thought I knew…then I didn’t really know. Then I forgot the ending. Oh wait, now I remember…I think. Should have read the book first.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Like we need ANOTHER cop show. Newsflash: Law and Order has cornered that market. Try social workers.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
My Dad droves this between two different families in two different states without anyone noticing. Great MPG for all those rolling stones out there. Then it was stolen and suddenly I’ve a half sister. Talk about karma.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Me looking at Target like…
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orithyia blue. @javeauriel.blacksky.app · 01/02/2026
Living this has been hell.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Best news of the week. What a way to start the month!
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Listen, Texas is definitely having a moment. 🙌🏾
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I don’t know why it’s surprising. Agent Orange in the Oval is single-handedly destroying this country district by district and We the People are growing fatigued.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Listen,…the idiot who said “yeah let’s arrest the accomplished Black Gay man who made his career as a prominent cable news journalist on a major cable new network” does not the understand the gravity of their faux pa. They clearly didn’t read his book.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I swear Comcast Xfinity has the absolute worst customer service. Had my mother talking to a chatbot that tried to convince her that it was not a chatbot.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Abolish the gerontocracy.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
“Yes, give us npc, honey! 📸 Show me you feel absolutely nothing and are going absolutely nowhere.”📸
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The completion for the protection guarantees their silence.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Their silence makes them complicit to the point of acting out of pure consternation.
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Michael Jordan of freesoloing, indeed #SkyscraperLIVE
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Der lange Lulatsch @graysferry.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Descending with a harness is peak “how the fuck did you think I was gonna get down?” #SkyscraperLIVE
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