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Longtime loudmouth, chief cook & bottle washer, dab hand. Curator of stuff, enjoyer of food. Lots of etceteras. NYC in my bones, Terre Noire in my heart. Margaree Community Oven 🔥 Bespoke follower/blocker. This ≠ That. Lenapehoking and Unama'ki

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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
perfect - but let me show my age, for better or worse:
title card for "Danger Man" (retitled as "Secret Agent" for US release
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know that I live in a bubble of my own, but is Squeaker-Of-The-House Mike Johnson actually someone who can swing votes that the GOP doesn't already have? does anyone he's aiming at take this guy seriously?
Exclusive: Mike Johnson to travel to 22 states in final midterm sprint

 by  Kate Santaliz
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the whole list is a hoot but this part at the beginning tells the tale - he won't help the center because it's the right thing to do, he'll only help if he can slap his name on it Trump coldn't care less about the Kennedy Center or the arts & never did - he only cares about self-aggrandizement & 💰
WHEREAS, the Center is seeking to appropriately recognize and acknowledge President Trump for his well timed proffer of fiscal rescue. The Board understands that without such appropriate recognition it is unlikely that President Trump will provide the fundamental oversight of the renovation of the main building and lead the fiscal rescue of the Center.
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
sort of like grilling! (and I'm trying to be playful here because I've often made the same point you're making - but 100 years of folks calling backyard cookouts "barbecues" is a lot of usage history)
From the Wikipedia entry on Barbacoa: The Taíno term barbacoa means "framework of sticks" and it was applied to a wide range of wooden structures, including a raised wooden grill for roasting and smoking foods.
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
two mortars & pestles - a larger granite one in the foreground and a smaller marble one behind
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
google finance, which used to be easy to use and very helpful for quick info checks, is now close to unusable because of all the ai help I don't want clogging up its functions and if you ask how to turn it off?
how do I turn off ai on this page?
Jul 29, 9:59 AM
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Netanyahu's radio is permanently tuned to his favorite oldies station hoping for a sing-along (an extra fillip is that I believe at this point each of these assholes loathes & has contempt for the other but tries not to show it) like scorpions in a bottle - except I have nothing against scorpions!
From 2012: Addressing the U.N. General Assembly on Thursday, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu points to a red line he drew on a graphic of a bomb. Netanyahu is known as a fan of such visual aids.
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
a bit off the days low, but the final loss per share number seems telling
Tesla Inc
$313.03
arrow_downward
-2.08%
(-6.66) Today
Closed: Jul 24, 3:08:23 PM UTC-4  ·   USD
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
so I know it was all just on paper anyway, but even on paper - is Musk still supposedly a trillionaire? (and Tesla stock is down as well - off close to 25% from its high)
Space Exploration Technologies Corp
$131.29
2.94%
-3.98 Today
Jul 16, 1:55:03 PM UTC-4 · USD · NASDAQ · Disclaimer
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
a 'demotivational poster' from despair.com showing many hands clasped at the center with the title "Meetings" and the subhed "None of us is as dumb as all of us."
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
this is excellent here's a pizza with a 62% hydration, just like he uses:
whole pizza on a pan, topped with tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese & chopped kalamata olives
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
on June 16th, newly-issued Space-X stock hit a high of $225/share - that was only three weeks ago!
Home
SPCX • NASDAQ
Space Exploration Technologies Corp
$146.68
1.87%
-2.79 Today
Jul 8, 2:14:18 PM UTC-4 · USD · NASDAQ · Disclaimer
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Post a random picture or everything else will go bad in July.
small folk art on a wall in the Yucatan - a painted wood carving of a flying woman in a green dress with stamped tin wings. a bead necklace & earrings, two pigtail sprays emerging with ribbons from either side of her head as she faces forward. her cheeks & lips are colored red
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
here's a bread:
photo of an oval loaf of bread sitting on a rack showing flour marks from the banneton it was proofed in
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
getting this in just under the wire
book cover for "Some Queer Americans" from 1899 showing an illustration of a man with a van dyke beard and an inquisitive gaze in a slouch hat and a long jacket with pants tucked into knee-high boots
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Johnny Carson as Karnak the Magnificent
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
photo of the muppet Cookie Monster doing a reaction shot
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
high-flyer! [insert Icarus jokes here]
Space Exploration Technologies Corp
$156.25
8.79%
-15.06 5D
Jun 22, 3:39:05 PM UTC-4 · USD · NASDAQ · Disclaimer
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
he is absolutely batshit nuts and he's president of the united states - why is this not more of an issue? you realize that everyone else in the world is seeing what we're seeing and they all know he's nuts & are wondering why we're pretending otherwise
Captain Queeg:
Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers...
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Simpson's meme of Bart & Homer
Top panel: Bart saying "this is the stupidest authoritarian thing they’ve done
Bottom panel: Homer leaning toward him and sayin: "this is the stupidest authoritarian thing they’ve done so far"
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
first waymo I've seen in lower Manhattan - driven and parked by a person who got out for a few minutes and then got back in and drove it away
white waymo parked car with a person at the wheel about to drive away
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Sunday forecast for Washington D.C. - one well-placed bolt of lightning is all I ask for, but the heat, humidity and bugs should already be enough to make everyone there miserable (laudatory) (they might be soaking the grounds with pesticide in an attempt to avoid that so folks will sit in poison)
Sunday

Sunday: Showers likely and possibly a thunderstorm, mainly after 2pm. Partly sunny, with a high near 92. South wind 5 to 11 mph, with gusts as high as 21 mph. Chance of precipitation is 70%.

High: 92 °F

Slight Chance
Showers then
Showers
Likely

Sunday Night

Sunday Night: Showers and thunderstorms likely, mainly before 11pm. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 66. Chance of precipitation is 60%.

Low: 66 °F

Showers
Likely then
Slight Chance
T-storms
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
ask and you shall receive
a whole pizza with tomato sauce, mozzarella & romano cheese, and shimeji mushrooms sauteed with garlic & parsley
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
ok read it and it's the only mention I can find of Coogan's possible involvement so maybe red flag - the piece cites Harry Farrell's book "Swift Justice" but every synopsis of it I've seen so far & Farrell's obit on the San Jose Mercury news website do not mention Coogan (& they would) at all i.e:
 Swift justice : murder and vengeance in a California town

by
    Farrell, Harry, 1924- 


Publication date
    1992 
Topics
    Hart, Brooke Leopold, Thurmond, Harold, Holmes, Jack, Lynching -- California -- San Jose -- Case studies, Kidnapping -- California -- San Jose -- Case studies, Murder -- California -- San Jose -- Case studies, California -- History -- 1850-1950
Publisher
    New York : St. Martin's 
Collection
    internetarchivebooks; inlibrary; printdisabled 
Contributor
    Internet Archive 
Language
    English 
Item Size
    746.0M
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
definitely top tier - here's one with a tapenade of olives, red peppers and capers that's a fave at my house:
pizza with tonato sauce, mozzarella & romano cheese and a tapenade of olives, red peppers and capers
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"and said he would be ‘completely transparent’"
photo still from the 1933 movie "The Invisible Man" showing Claude Rains with his face completely wrapped in bandages and wearing sunglasses
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
photo still from the 1933 movie "The Invisible Man" showing Claude Rains with his face completely wrapped in bandages and wearing sunglasses
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
screenshot of four panels in Bizarro World showing Stuporman unmasked as Bizarro Clark Kent
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
two years ago when Joe Biden was POTUS the Economist put this assessment on their cover when Trump says we're now the HOTTEST country, he's confusing heat with radioactivity! no one wants to come to his stupid party & the disaster that the world cup is about to be will be a preview of the olympics
The envy of the world | Oct 19th 2024 - toward te end of Joe Biden's term as POTUS

The Economist cover wih an illustration of a roll of $100 bills taking off like a rocket
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
remoras feeding on their host's shit
Characteristics

Remora front dorsal fins have evolved to enable them to adhere by suction to smooth surfaces, and they spend most of their lives clinging to a host animal such as a whale, turtle, shark or ray. It is probably a mutualistic arrangement as the remora can move around on the host, removing ectoparasites and loose flakes of skin, while benefiting from the protection provided by the host and the constant flow of water across its gills.[9] Although many believe that remoras feed on particulate matter from the host's meals, some posit alternative theories; they claim their diets to be composed primarily of host feces.[10] Further research is needed to validate the extent of this alternative feeding mechanism.
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
oooh be cautious when you speak the name and whatever you do, do not repeat it three times lest you invoke the summoning and all that attends (also ensuring that food, random birds, dopey cats & dogs & marine critters are part of your feed helps make it less bad) here's a roast chicken:
a whole roast chicken on a rack over a pan. it is browned and crispy and looks delicious

(unless you're vegan/vegetarian in which case less so)
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
our little facon at 55 Water Street in NYC is getting bigger - learning to feed itself (from a provided carcass) and flapping its wings to blow off all that baby fuzz
photo from the 55 Water street falcon cam showing a young falcon on the left with a parent perched on the ledge - to the right is a sliver view of the east river
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
a legacy of pure shit and this is where it got him (via @nbcnews.com):
screenshot showing Julia Letlow beating Bill Cassidy in the LA Senate primary
Republicans
Advancing to Runoff
Candidate
Votes
Percentage
Candidate	Votes	Percentage
Julia Letlow
Nicholas Albares
	
93,551
	
44.5%
John Fleming
Nicholas Albares
	
60,666
	
28.9%
Bill Cassidy
Nicholas AlbaresIncumbent
	
51,541
	
24.5%
67.2% expected votes in (Est. remaining 103,000)
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
here's a homemade one from last week:
whole pizza topped with tomato sauce, mozzarella & romano cheese, and shimeji mushrooms sauteed with garlic & parsley
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'm dying to know which of these dishes Trump didn't try: (via www.forth.news/lists/whpool)
From: Danny KEMP
Sent: Friday, May 15, 2026 1:23 PM CST
To: DL WHO Wranglers
Subject: Travel pool report #8 - Menu
 
Lunch menu for Trump and Xi, per WH 

Bilateral Lunch Menu below: 
Minced Codfish in Seafood Soup
Crispy and Stir-Fried Lobster Balls
Pan-Seared Beef Fillet Stuffed with Morel Mushrooms
Kung Pao Chicken and Scallops
Braised Seasonal Greens, Bamboo Shoots, Mushrooms, and Beans
Stewed Beef in a Bun
Steamed Pork and Shrimp Dumpling
Chocolate Brownie
Fruits and Ice Cream
Coffee/Tea

Danny Kemp 

 AFP White House Correspondent
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
here's an onion rye with caraway seeds:
photo of an well-browned oblong bread ,with concentric rings of flour showing from the banneton it was proofed in
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
been a long while since I posted any falcon photos from www.55water.com/falcon-cam/ but there is a new addition!
photo of adult peregrine falcon with one young falcon in their roost on a ledge at 55 Water Street, NYC
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
if you've never seen this you should: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27Allo...!
The main characters of the series were of four nationalities – French, German, English and Italian. Lloyd and Croft portrayed this by having non-English characters speak English with the accent of the foreign language, while the English characters spoke in upper-class English accents. French, German and Italian characters could understand each other when speaking, but the English characters could not understand the others without someone "translating" for them and vice versa.

The police officer Crabtree was introduced in the second series. Because the character was an undercover Englishman with a poor grasp of French, the actor, Arthur Bostrom, spoke perfectly when the character spoke in English, but extensively deployed malapropisms to represent when the character was speaking in French. Bostrom altered certain words in his sentences, substituting different vowels or consonants, changing them into different or nonsensical words, usually laden with innuendo. An example is the line "I was passing by the door, and I thought I would drop in," which Bostrom pronounced "I was pissing by the door, and I thought I would drip in." Another example is Crabtree's greeting of "good morning," pronounced "good moaning", which would become the character’s catchphrase.
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
some history, via a restaurant review in ny.eater.com by Melissa McCart:
The building at 86 Bedford Street is the most iconic address in the West Village, home to Chumley’s, the 1920s haunt tied to the origin of the term “86” (as in a Prohibition-era directive to get rid of customers; the police are coming).
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character(s). Wrong answers only
Karl Marx
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
demented old fool with the nuclear codes I have said this before many times, but JD Vance has been convinced since before inauguration day that he would be president prior to January 20th, 2029 and I am inclined to agree with him and we should be thinking about that
"I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened."
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I am always cooking
a whole pizza on a platter, topped with tomato sauce, mozzarella & romano cheese, and shimeji mushrooms
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"Blue skies smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies do I see

Blue birds singing a song
Nothing but blue skies from now on

Never saw the sun shining so bright
Never saw things going so right

Noticing the days hurrying by
When you're in love, my how they fly

Blue days, all of them gone
Nothing but blue skies from now on

Blue skies smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies do I see

Bluebirds singing a song
Nothing but blue skies from now on"

- Irving Berlin
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
timeline and palate cleanse - here's a bread:
a loaf of bread proofed in a banneton with the seam side down instead of up so as to create a pretty dramatic end result when turned out to bake
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
here we go
E-mini Dow ($5) Continuous Contract
$47,650.00
1.00%
-479.00 Today
Apr 12, 10:04:33 PM UTC · USD · CBOT · Disclaimer
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
the disconnect between this and the stock market is insane
Dow Jones Industrial Average
48,322.56
0.86%
+412.64 Today
Apr 9, 1:49:52 PM UTC-4 · INDEXDJX · Disclaimer
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
here's a roast chicken and some nachos
A whole roast chicken on a rack, its skin varying shades of browna pan of nachos topped with beans, cheese & peppers
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
rookie mistake:
Ziploc® 373953 6 1/2" x 5 7/8" Sandwich Bag - 500/Case

photo of a pair of hands slipping a sandwich into a bag
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
two from last night that I'm about to have some leftovers of this morning!
whole pizza on a pizza pan topped with cheese, calabrian chilis and pepperoniwhole pizza on a pizza pan topped with cheese, king oyster mushrooms sauteed with garlic & parsley and sprinkled with romano & oregano
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A good solid mortar and pestle is a very primal tool that is elementally satisfying to use and connects you to food in a tactile way that a food processor or electric spice grinder does not
Two mortars and pestles - a larger dark granite one in the foreground with a smaller white marble one behind. An end-grain wooden cutting board is standing up behind them
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