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GRAYLIEN 👽

@graylien1.bsky.social
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with the personality of sparkling water ✨

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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Nothing more embarrassing than this. 😔🤦‍♂️
“Your first song on Spotify was… Whip It by Nicki Minaj.”
“First streamed August 29, 2012”
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Got a fresh cut AND I’m about to see a play today. This weekend has been great despite the ✨horrors✨
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Not beating the “everyone is 12” allegations.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Luna missed #caturday but she wanted me to share this with y’all.
A fluffy black cat with a white patch on her chest. She is looking past the camera with beautiful golden-yellow eyes.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Not to brag but I am God’s sleepiest soldier
A screenshot of my sleep score. 98, baby!
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
If my cat didn’t want to be bothered then she shouldn’t have such a cute and kissable face.
My cat with her cute and kissable face.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Seeing the World’s Largest Duck is the closest I’ve been to seeing God.
A 60 foot inflatable rubber duck peering into your soul.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I plan to slack off at work today, which means I’ll jump back into this cosmically horny masterpiece- A Game in Yellow by Hailey Piper. 💛
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Just watched Else (2024) and I have no words for this. It was a blend of body horror, romance, and surreal fantasy. It captivated me from the very beginning and kept me guessing at what was coming next. #filmsky
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Just finished this fungal nightmare of a book. It’s gross and gay as hell. 10/10 The Girl in the Creek by Wendy Wagner. #booksky
The cover of Girl in the Creek by Wendy Wagner. A dead woman is on the cover, covered in fruiting mushrooms, floating in water surrounded by lily pads.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I got a new haircut! Instead of crashing out because the world sucks, I’ll grow out a gay little mullet instead.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
You mean to tell me the director of WEAPONS is one of the troupe members and founders of The Whitest Kids U Know?!
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
My favorite doctor and companion.
A still from Cronenberg’s The Fly, starring Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Pretty excited for my next read: Our Wives Under the Sea by Julia Armfield. #booksky
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Any time someone reads Black Flame, a fascist gets cancer. Read Black Flame.
How the fuck do I describe this book? A womxn with empty yellow eyes is on the cover. Black ichor (possibly mascara) is running down her eyes while film strips pool out of her mouth and wrap around her throat. Black Flame by Gretchen Felker Martin.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I can’t believe we live with this creature.
A black and white cat with beautiful yellow eyes. She’s making a silly face with her tongue to one side.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Shaved my asshole just to have plans cancelled last minute.
A sad fucking clown.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Today sucks but I got some reading done.
Cover of Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil by V.E Schwab.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Two words: Wood chipper.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
My current reads just called me a slur. 📚 💙
My currents reads: The Survivor Wants to Die at the End by Adam Silvera, Piranesi by Susanna Clarke, and The Haunting Between Us by Paul Michael Winters.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Taking a break from horror (burnt out) to read some nonfiction. Decided to read Carrie Brownstein’s memoir, and it fucks. 🎸 #booksky
A picture of my Kobo displaying Carrie Brownstein’s memoir, Hunger Makes me a Modern Girl.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Zuck: The average American has three friends
Josie and the Fuckin Pussycats, biiiitch!
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
🦉
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Current reads and future reads.  #booksky
The world is ending so I’m going to read gay werewolf smut. I’m also reading The Sunbearer Trials as well as Elantris.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
The process of selecting a new Pope
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Household duties are done ✅ Now it’s time to crack open a new book. 📚 🩸 #nw Natural Beauty by Ling Ling Huang
Holding my Kobo Libra Color, which features the cover of Natural Beauty by Ling Ling Huang. Cover of said book is a woman posing, looking upwards with their arm covering their face.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I love my dusty daughter.
A beautiful black cat with a white spot on her chest.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Me trying to maintain a positive attitude
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
It’s this effect for me. I call it the “grave encounters face.”
Shitty cgi rendering of an elongated ghostly face.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
His creepy, dead eyes will haunt my dreams forever.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
You upset my cat with your words.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Seeing a mannequin in Stephen Cognetti’s (Hell House LLC franchise) newest film, I know that fuckery is afoot. #horrorsky #shudder #nw
A very disturbing mannequin with a pale face and long brown hair.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Chain Gang All-Stars is a book I’ll be thinking about for quite some time. I fell in love with the characters as they grappled with many themes that feel too familiar. 10/10 ⭐️ #booksky
Cover of Chain Gang All-Stars, which features a yellow backgrounds with a red scythe.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
✨Everything Sucks Right Now.✨
A happy yellow sponge with a gay ass rainbow
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
My partner sent me these while I was at work. Made me smile. 😊
My black cat Luna with a text bubble that says “I hate my two gay dads.”My cat, upside down with her teeth showing. Text bubble says “April fools!”
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Referring to Lucy Dacus as “Matty Healy’s friend” is straight up disrespectful.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
been thinking about this a lot.
JD Vance as the May Queen.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I need someone brave enough to write the novelization.
Cover of Lamberto Bava’s DEMONS, one of the best films ever.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Easy.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Should finish this book today, and then I continue with reading Part 3 of Words of Radiance by Brandon Sanderson.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I cleaned the house apartment early so I can spend the rest of my morning doing the things that I love. #nowreading Cuckoo by Gretchen-Felker Martin WHAT A FUCKING PROLOGUE! 👏
A picture of moi holding my ereader up, showing the world that I’m currently reading Cuckoo by Gretchen Felker-Martin.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
If you insist.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
When I’m not reading books from the Cosmere, I indulge in LGBTQ+ fiction. Shoutout to all the queer authors. ❤️ #booksky #gaysky
A picture of my Kobo Libra Color showing a collection of books I lovingly refer to as “Gay Shit.”
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I’m on my third Final Destination film of the day. Im on a roll, baby. 😎 #nw The Final Destination (2009) -This movie came out when people thought 3D effects were revolutionary and it shows.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Don’t forget to set your clocks (and alarms!) up tonight.
The Dean from Community (dressed as Tina Turner) reminds us to spring forward tonight.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
#NowReading At Dark, I Become Loathsome by Eric Larocca. I should be working, but I’m too busy being gay and existential. #booksky #horrorsky
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Rebecca Black’s new album has me feeling hype during my workout. 😜
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
My Kobo Libra Color came in today, and I’m in love. #booksky
A picture of my hand holding my newest ereader. Pictured on said ereader is a colorful cover of Brandon Sanderson’s Words of Radiance, the second book of The Stormlight Archives.
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GRAYLIEN 👽 @graylien1.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Reading Model Home by Rivers Solomon. It’s a different take on a haunted house story and I’m loving it.
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