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@graycious.bsky.social
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formerly the presiding legal counsel for the chicago bulls. she/her

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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An orange and white cat enjoying head scratches. You can see his little bottom teeth.
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The only person I “Stan” is beautiful gay Philadelphia 6ABC weatherman Adam Joseph
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Accidentally watching a Nicola peltz movie
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Years ago my dad took me to see to kill a mockingbird on broadway and I still periodically think about how they wrote in a LOT of what were clearly supposed to be laugh lines
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s so awesome to partially dislocate your kneecap a month before your wedding. I would recommend it!
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Dave Housley @housleydave.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thanks and congratulations to the @barrelhouse.bsky.social 2026 Best of the Net nominees @zachpowers.bsky.social, @graycious.bsky.social, @mariannelchan.bsky.social @chriscottom.bsky.social!
Barrelhouse Best of the Net 2026 nominees Chris Cottom, Fren Levin, Zach Powers, and Marianne Chan.
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My poem in @barrelhouse.bsky.social about sitting in pee on the subway got nominated for a best of the net award!!! You can read it here: www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/s...
barrelhousemag.com
Self Esteem, by Grace Alvino — Barrelhouse
I am beautiful and everybody loves me. I have strong natural nails and I can take the subway without anybody giving me a hard time. I can sing well unless my boyfriend is around and I put all the ca...
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Some of you may be wondering how Sascha is. She’s great! (Knock wood) Here is a pic of her with her bf Remi
A black dog stands next to a blond woman in a black shirt sitting on a picnic blanket, a small Chihuahua, and a pizza blanket. They are all outside in a park.
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Getting Mack Truck (our new cat) has turned me into the most insufferable boy mom. I always want to talk about how he’s a Mommy’s Man
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I am very tired of the heat!
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Going to try a restaurant with a really weird website
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@oneart.bsky.social nominated a poem of mine for a best of the net award!! That’s so exciting! You can read it here: oneartpoetry.com/2026/06/12/h...
oneartpoetry.com
HIT ME! by Grace Alvino
HIT ME! The man who juggles in Rittenhouse Square stabbed two people in 2020. He calls my dog a scavenger when he sees her at the fountain. It is her favorite place to sit so I don’t make her move.…
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mack truck (our new cat) seems to be a Mommy’s Man
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Walked into the ice cream shop and immediately asked if they were playing the hot honey rag
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Having to tell people I can’t make plans this Saturday because I’m going to a wooden spoon-making workshop
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
An orange and white cat laying on his side on a beige couch. A brown and black tabby cat and an orange and white cat laying on a blue and gold rug. The cats’ paws are almost touching. A black dog with white markings on a blanket on a beige couch, next to an orange and white cat peering around a laptop.
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m getting married soon and I’m excited :)
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Increasingly when I google “vertical split in nail” it’s with the intensity of someone trying to figure out how to avoid a long prison sentence
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I need a work hairbrush and a home hairbrush but that feels very out of reach for me right now..
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I hate when I have to activate my herbivore grinding teeth to chew a big piece of bread
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Adopting a new pet is wonderful in itself AND because it opens up a whole world of new passwords
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
They’re being sooooo nice to me at the self storage place
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I love googling “affectionate cat” to read about why my cat is so affectionate
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’m always joking about feeling old but in reality I feel very youthful and great!
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Registering at the MOMA design store
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Blow drying my toenails
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Why does everyone put down turf in their backyards now…….it is so emotionally draining
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
In every issue of a magazine where I get published everyone else is a poet laureate/author of 5 collections/#1 most read poet on the poetry foundation and my bio is like “Grace lives in Philly with her pets. She is a slug :)”
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Narrowly avoiding getting run over by the eagles-themed uber while it’s blasting “I will always love you”
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Clean man…..man of the beans……man of the cleanest beans!
Gizmo, a tabby cat, cleans his toe beans.
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I used to always be on the subway. Now I’m always on the Bus
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I am the perhaps least conspiracy theorist-minded person in the world. Someone’s gotta be the biggest sheep and it’s me!
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
On the other hand, I love Erin Jackson, America’s speed skating champion WITH ECZEMA
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I wrote a poem about sitting in pee on the subway and it’s featured in here!!!! Thank you @barrelhouse.bsky.social!
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Googling increasingly obscure phrases to find more hater threads on the quad god
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I love RHUBARB
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I have distressed a massage therapist again
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Every day I am just saying the wildest stuff. “Slipperiness in the room might be caused by Vaseline feet”
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
We are soooo obsessed with the shower lately!
Gizmo, a brown and white cat, peeks out from behind a shower curtain.  Gizmo, a brown and white cat, peeks out from behind a shower curtain and holds it with his arm.
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I would love if you could read the new poem from me (www.mudroommag.com/grace-alvino) and the rest of the wonderful issue!
mudroommag.com
GOOD BAD LUCK, GRACE ALVINO — MudRoom
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The more posts I look at the more normal I become. It is so soothing to me
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Hello from sascha in the plant store!
Sascha, a medium sized black dog, under a table with plants and flowers.
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Cy Twombly @cytwombly.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Fifty Days at Iliam. Shield of Achilles www.wikiart.org/en/cy-twombly/fifty…
Fifty Days at Iliam. Shield of Achilles
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I hate when I figure out someone is hitting on me because I am always hoping every interaction is the start of A Beautiful Friendship
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Trying out a new way of walking
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I’m rewatching americas next top model and they’ll be like “she’s a lovely girl but she just cannot bring it on camera…..she’s so unphotogenic…..she’s just dead behind the eyes…..” anyway unrelated here’s my work headshot
Sad white woman
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Narrowly escaped a shooting last week at the subway station by my job so I switched to a lower key one but it means I have to take the local which is so slowwwww so I’m already contemplating putting myself in danger again
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grace @graycious.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Sascha overcame her lifelong fear of bodies of water to swim for the first time today!!!! And she did so well!!!!!
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Cy Twombly @cytwombly.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Fifty Days at Iliam. The Fire that Consumes All before It www.wikiart.org/en/cy-twombly/fifty…
Fifty Days at Iliam. The Fire that Consumes All before It
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Odilon Redon @odilonredon.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Centaur with Cello www.wikiart.org/en/odilon-redon/cen…
Centaur with Cello
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