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Smith

@gravybox.bsky.social
270 followers 54 following 198 posts

Me? Heh… nothin, just hangin around.

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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Showed Too Many Cooks to my gf. She did not appreciate it.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I know I’m predisposed to feel this way but Katie and I really did make the cutest baby ever.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Finally had the last strip of grass going the right way when I just mowed. Felt good.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It’s a shame the Mormons got Utah. It’s such a beautiful state.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Defeater.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Been fucking up so much lately I might just finally do it!
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
When you put your phone in your pocket do you do it with the screen facing out or in?
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Cleaning out my contact list and there are a lot of dead people in here….
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I tell you what, I’ll vote for any candidate that wants to regulate AI. This shit is very worrisome.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
His and Hers.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Trump says we’re at war but I don’t remember Congress declaring a war…
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Oh no, I think I like Primus…
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
This winter I really turned into a fat fuck.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Chipotle just emailed me. They miss me. 💁🏻‍♂️
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What's Antifa? @thejeder.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Today I learned I've been using my lap desk backwards this whole time. This is groundbreaking.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Before Hegseth sinks a warship to the bottom of the sea, does he know the environmental impacts of such a thing? Can’t be good to have something like that leaking and polluting that water…
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Canadian Liberal @cliff229.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Chris Murphy: "It won't be the billionaire children of Donald Trump and his buddies that die. It's going to be the children of middle class and poor families all across this country that are gonna die for a war of choice, a war of vanity, an illegal war."
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Stoplights aren’t long enough to get food out of your drive thru bags anymore. Thanks woke.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I fucking forgot today was garbage day. 😖
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
We just watched The Black Phone. Better than I expected tbh. Excited to watch the second one. If we die tonight, The Grabber got us.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Those 5 minutes when laundry is caught up is so peaceful.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
God I fucking love Halsey.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
New phone case is sorta like a new phone.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Do you ever wonder if they will start the year count back at zero at some point?
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Crazy how much longer a loaf of bread lasts in the winter.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
My friends don’t fucking care about me and that’s a hard pill to swallow.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO UN-PRESS A BUTTON IN THE ELEVATOR
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Taco Bell open until 2am. We are so back.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Fuck it smells like Winter out here.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Every so often I’ll tell my gf that I want a new TV just to get her blood moving.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I’m just sort of tired of existing in my body…
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
So who’s looking out for me?
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Normalize smoking up the house manager(me) after your shows.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Horror movie about a venue manager who cleans up after events. But he’s got noise cancelling ear buds in and can’t hear all the spooky noises until it’s TOO LATE. It’s me. I’m the guy. I’m gonna die here.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
So now numbers are words??
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Been hitting people with the “Meat is Murder” and it’s been fun.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Yo I think I just saw Batman downtown….???
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Just told the gf I like asparagus so now I’m gonna have to eat asparagus.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I’m sorry to everyone who has tried to dap me up.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Sometimes autocorrect can be so god dam insistent it fucking pisses me off. BITCH I SAID NO I DON’T WANT TO USE THAT WORD!
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
New AFI??
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
George Lopez in Blue Beetle.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Ya know, it still blows my mind that airplanes exist. It’s fucking nuts if you think about it. Truly an engineering miracle.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Not much feels better than when the gf wants to watch something, we can’t find it on streaming but it’s on my blu ray shelf 😏😎
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Do you guys think there will ever be another election? 🙃
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Wait… why is the VP subbing in on a podcast? I fucking hate these people man. What the fuck is even happening.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Why is everyone always going the same places I’m going.
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Is anyone asking why Chump uploaded an AI video of himself last night…?
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Smith @gravybox.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
It’s Vikings game day baby!! #SKOL
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