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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

How about not involving the parasite scum outside of planning massive fucking punitive parasite wealth taxes on them?

Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

This may happen if we got rid of the parasites inherent in the system. Otherwise this is just going to turn into shifting civilization back into feudalism with parasite leech-lords hoarding the wealth in their enclaves of scum whilst everyone else's quality of life degrades.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Maybe they should agree to another independence referendum then, the fuckers.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Yes, and yours are entirely objectively wrong. See you at dawn. Update your last will and testament.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Not Even Close To Lord Of The Rings. And I'll fucking duel you over it, flintlocks at dawn. Bring a second.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

A lot more crimes committed by corporate entities should have punishments on the scale of "Torturing the board of directors and majority shareholder representatives to death" rather than today's piddly fines.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Put a hinge on that armoured loincloth thing. Trust me.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Congress has plenty of guts. Where does he think they store the shit they are all full of? Spines on the other hand... In terribly short supply.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

It is easier to do that if you print said book on nitrocellulose.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

He made them operate heavy construction machinery whilst under the influence?

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Must be a terrible fucking hug. Sucked the colour right out of her..

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

We don't actually love nature in Norway, we just tell it that to get it into bed.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

I buy all my cats in bulk from Crazy Ali's Feline Warehouse. Just double check that the fucker isn't trying to short-change you by pawning off one or more raccoons as a cat.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

So there really is a nugget of truth to the whole wisdom of the ancients malarkey.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

That is how I feel about Russians, except I also think they should be chained up and worked to death rebuilding all the shite Russia has destroyed before serving as soil enrichment.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

It is a cycle. You go a couple of terms with the shit option, then start to get impatient with them merely being shit and start thinking "let's shake things up by doing a term or two with the ultra-shit option" Never considering demanding a non-shit alternative, because then "the other shits win"

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

So you're going to repeat it again within a decade.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Beaten up, spontаneously killed and then ground into a fine pink powder.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

The truth is often not nice. On that note you sound like an oversensitive ninny.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Yeah, I figured. But she still did that bit when she was jealous and angry, just turned into a demon when you picked her up.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Yeah, let's go then. Where even is her nose? Is it that little smudge below her right eye and cheek, or is that z shaped squiggle her nose? Either way the elements of her (assuming the gender) are "horizontally challenged" in regards to the rest of her face, particularly eyes and chin.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

I called the face deformed, and it objectively is. Should I have been more diplomatic and called it lopsidedly challenged?

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Odd thing to brag about, but we can't all be as humble and handsome as me.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Who is pissed? I merely offered critique (which the post implied was warranted), whilst the pipsqueak immediately resorted to personal attacks. Poor manners overall.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

No, it is a callback to a previous post. Linking his own article should be flattering as that was the most concise English language alternative I found about Scandinavian heat pump adoption, and I neglected to check the author.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

You forget about the prehensile penis at your own peril.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Absolute weirdos who are free to unfollow at any time. Never asked them to, and they aren't paying me (even though they rightfully should do so)

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

I know exactly how that feels. In summers we get southern tourists looking for a cool climate these days, and in winters it is the fucking aurora they come for. Pests and vermin.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

If you had the reading comprehension of a 10+ year old you would see that is not what it says. It explicitly says "I also have lesser peoples blood in jars in my pantry" Lesser than me. Which means ALL of you. Because I am 200% perfect, and never wrong.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Didn't mention the hands because hands are hard, but yeah, the hands. Right number of fingers though. Congratulations, we are 90% sure you aren't an AI.

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Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴‍☠️👑 @gravmat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

The horizontally abnormally offset mouth and weird nose squiggle for starters.

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