Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 18/01/2025He’s such a go getter? You mean blow getter. 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 18/01/2025That dog is calling me out for my TPS reports 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Point of parliamentary procedure, you can in fact triple stamp a double stamp! 110
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 14/01/2025They gave the Golden Globes gig to Nicky Glaser. Whitney’s gotta attempt to stay relevant somehow. 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Damn it. I wanted to meme this first. WANTED: Cousin Eddie for pumpin flammables into them sewers. 010
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 14/01/2025As long as you’ve got Cal ahead of the Edmonton Elkskimos then we’re good 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 14/01/202517 minutes in real time and the Vikings look cooked. Lions took the one seed and the Vikes will to fight 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 14/01/2025RUN!!! To you fridge for a turkey sando. That mayo ain’t gonna just eat itself….or will it??? 010
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Reporter was disappointed that he hadn’t stumbled on Harvey Levin from TMZ. Captain Mauser from the CHP says leave your keys in the car so Tackleberry can relo your whip for the fire trucks 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Doesn’t the Duquesne FB “Stadium” seat about 174 people? 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 08/01/2025This is Leigh HS in San Jose, Ca. Because of all those Longhorn cattle we have in Silicon Valley, of course. 020
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Oh you crashed a little party down in Newport? PS: so great to meet you & hubby @ the LA Bowl 130
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 06/01/2025After the Stagg Bowl is he going to partner up with Jelly Roll & release a country duet? OR will he partner with Jason Statham to destroy a sleeper cell trying to detonate a dirty bomb?? 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Since the Houston franchise didn’t want it, I say Frack yes! Tennessee Oilers, Luv Ya Blue!! 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I’d be dead but laughing my @$$ off the entire time. Kidnapped? Fee what??media.tenor.coma group of men standing next to each other with the words won t be meALT: a group of men standing next to each other with the words won t be me 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 04/01/2025On his Inauguration Day, the American flag should be flown upside down. Look it up. 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 04/01/2025No wonder TSU ain’t covering. Bakula, Sinbad & Kathy Ireland all hit the GD portal. 010
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Spoiler alert… the times they aren’t a-changin’ I never got into Dylan either. Also wasn’t a Timmy Chalamet guy up until he was the 2nd best thing this season on ESPN Gameday (after all things Cal, of course) 110
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Well since Boulder lets you major in “TikTok Studies”, it’s soooo impressive 170
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Lawrence I get it but you’re gonna have to call me “Whodini” because I’m a ho, you know I’m a ho….if we can get in the playoff, I’d probably storm the damn Capitol. 010
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Mine is with chicken fried steak. There’s a gravy joke in there somewhere but I think I left it over on Twitter. 010
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 09/12/2024And “The Colonel” speaks exactly like Foghorn Leghorn. “I say, I say, run the wishbone offense!” 010
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Tower this is Mortadella, requesting flyby 0101
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Chili con carne HIGHWAY TO THE TOILET BOWL!! 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Head Ball Coach Tony Chachere would like a word 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Buckeye fans throwing baggies of urine at their own coach…but the baggies freezing in the Columbus cold and causing Ryan day a concussion on impact = truly crazy 010
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Chicken special? Inquiring minds want to know what The Mayor’s go to Zachary’s deep dish is?? 110
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 03/12/2024If y’all need a “get back” coach or a “minister of timeouts”, I’m your Huckleberry 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Well on the bright side, the Bills will all have high schools named after them 010
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Everything he touches goes broke. What else is new. 010
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Did I actually just watch 11 out of 14 failed two-point conversions? Means more my a$$ 030
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 30/11/2024My holiday fave is chasing the wife with the giblet bag channeling Snoop: Rollin’ down the street eatin Turkey, Sippin on giblet juice With my mind on some turkey And some turkey on my mind 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 27/11/2024F Mack Brown to hell for stealing our RB! Whiny turd got his brother with a vote & the entire Big 12 to submarine Cal & slide into the top 4. Shady enough that the AP said stop associating our poll with this BS. Straight to hell with that douche 010
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Dammit! 2025 schedule has the Tar Heels in Berkeley and by golly every Cal fan has 20 years of vitriol stored up ready to unleash on that old coot that stole our very deserving Rose Bowl bid after the 2004 season. I think Aaron Rodgers still might go Woody Hayes on him if he got the chance 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Stangs being fat & happy would not be shocking. But we’re coming off the hangover of the Big Game win (finally snatched a victory from the jaws of defeat instead of vice versa). I don’t think SMU wants to get a 2nd loss and risk their spot in the Big 10-SEC Invitational 010
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Made even more sense back when the NFC East also included the Arizona Cardinals. My college’s stadium has a damn fine view of the Pacific Ocean from its top row. This is the All Coasts Conference! 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Yes. But thankfully no one cared at that point. But Nando in his postgame interview (98 with my boys!) said we got to 6-6. Tells you everything you need to know about Saturday at SMU 100
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Just dragging down the league and its national rep. If @theacc isn’t a 3-bid league, we’ll know who to blame. If not for my Bears and their penchant for blowing games, the Criminoles would have pulled off the perfect 0-8 020
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Good Lord, Thurston! What an absolute dystopian hellscape! Just kidding, of course. But, yes, the planning sounds inadequate 000
Homeschool Valedictorian @grauj.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Yes but SMU’s gonna lose this week The meme battle. Not the game. Oh Lordy no 000
