Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 04/03/2025When a Universal Team Member calls me out for wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt 0182
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 01/03/2025When you’re picked to be “that guy” on Monsters Inc Laugh Floor, but you have anxiety 0260
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 11/02/2025This would have been my pitch for a Gulf of Mexico rebrand 0565
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 11/02/2025“Don’t be petty. The Cast Member was just doing their job.” Karens rolling up to Guest Relations: 1140
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Happy anniversary to one of the most iconic celebrity tweets of all time 3535
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Did you know that me and Pedro Pascal worked together at EPCOT’s Food and Wine Festival in 2007? 2403
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 01/02/2025What’s the most caucasian restaurant concept and why is it Chicken Salad Chick? 0150
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Every Disney Dad getting dressed for Animal Kingdom 0462
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 17/12/2024NOW BRING US SOME FIGGY PUDDING!!! 0306
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Happy 99th Birthday to Dick Van Dyke 🎂 07317
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Whatever your faith, I want to wish you a Happy Holiday season 0290
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I am note emotionally prepared to see my 2024 McNugget count 160
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 10/12/2024What would you do if you saw him eating a Luigi Chicken Burger at Toadstool Cafe? 2142
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 05/12/2024What’s Robo-Walt Disney saying? (Wrong answers only) 15230
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Here comes the BIRTHDAY BOY! Choo-Choo! 🚂 0160
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Muppet History searching himself on the Google News tab this morning (dramatization) 0180
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 01/12/2024He whispered in my ear “My name is Bucc and I like to…” 2270
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 27/11/2024This is the most insufferable character in recent memory 080
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 26/11/2024When someone asks if I want to ride Rip Ride Rockit at Universal 1130
Gratuitous Theme Parks @gratthemeparks.bsky.social · 26/11/2024When everyone else is running to Frozen and Rat Ride but you’re just a chill guy who rope drops Living with the Land 0315