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Brian Jones Soda

@grassfed.bsky.social

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eyelid skin coastline take on a copper shine

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Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

pickle??? oh hell nah man

pickle??? oh hell nah man

Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

*takes the giant decksaver off, knocks over a glass of water while looking for a place to set it down*

comically large polycarbonate cover for the Novation Summit 61-key synthesizer

Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

our water heater is especially hot today

top text: not taking a 45 minute shower this time (vin diesel as dominic toretto with one hand on the wheel, looking normal)
bottom text: oooooooh warm water good (vindom swerving, freaking out)

Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

me logging on to this site

Microsoft Teams Meet with Sandra NASA

Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

can’t wait to watch Evil Bong tonight

charles band’s evil bong ft tommy chong

google image results for evil bong. the evil bong has a fugly beat and looks surprised/befuddled in every image

Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

mark hollis of talk talk

Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 19/10/2024

I don’t think any of these images are right.

Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 10/07/2024

i think it’s time for me to put down the app

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Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 25/06/2024

@lizard.tools after seeing the wendell w/ glasses pic you reposted i googled “wendell fortnite glasses” and:

tom in google

Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 30/05/2024

Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 23/05/2024

thank you i will do those things

IF promo shirt with unicorn and the text HOLD ON TO HOPE

IF promo shirt with the same unicorn in slightly different pose and the text KEEP BELIEVING

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Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 08/05/2024

Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 10/02/2024

Quora question “Was Lyndon B. Johnson obsessed about his penis?”. User “Ball Sack: Massive Penis, Normal Balls” begins an answer with “TW: LARGE PENISES”

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Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 09/02/2024

using youtube in a private browser is sick

YouTube recommendations for “No Sex Marriage - Masturbation, Loneliness, Cheating and Shame | Maureen McGrath |…” and “Engineer Dies & Fights off Demons from Hell & Jesus asks him the Ultimate Question -…”. The latter video’s thumbnail has a man in sweater vest with his eyes closed and the text “I DIED AND DEMONDS CAME FOR ME”. Floating above the recommendations is the currently playing video of a nutjob with tiny printed American flags placed over his eyes

YouTube screencap of man in sweater vest sticking his fingers in his ears, underneath a comment from YouTube user @nicolene9833 “I was attack for 3 night’s after my husband past away on the 13th of October 2022, the worst night all I did was calling out that through the Blood they will leave and the next day my hole room was filled with a bright lite it even came through my walls. Thank You my Father for loving me unconditionally”

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Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 04/11/2023

huh.. hmm… (scratches chin) huh

Sundae (character) page on Mcdonalds Fandom dot com

Sundae was brought to life by Verne Troyer and the guy who did the voice of Gravemind in Halo 2

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Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

on first glance i thought Frank got the Tully treatment

poster for Job: a new play by Max Wolf Friedlich

poster for Tully: an old movie by Diablo Cody

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Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

going to tell my kids this was Ellen DeGeneres

Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

seeing that image of angelmamii immediately activated whatever neural pathway this image lives in

sexy bolt

Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 16/09/2023

just had big lunch an hour ago and now i want a snack

phil elverum wearing giant bib that reads "i'm a big fat hungry pizza boy"

Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 31/08/2023

have you heard the good news?

THE GOSPEL branded All-Purpose Rub from Meat Church BBQ

Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

i just know he’s stinky

fridge magnet of a cartoon texas longhorn bull leaning on a “howdy from texas!” sign. he’s giving a horny look

Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

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Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

take your pick

On late 80s Honda Civic hatchback, Texas vanity license plate with “Animal Friendly” doodled dog decal that says PAWBS

On modern BMW sedan, Texas vanity license plate with Golgotha decal that says BURZUM

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Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 28/06/2023

in these dark hours hold your loved ones close

plumbing advertisement on the side of a truck, a photograph of a guy hugging a toilet

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Brian Jones Soda @grassfed.bsky.social · 04/06/2023

zzzz

karl the cat sleeping on scratcher lounge