grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 26/08/2025If you have some news you need to share but really want it buried deep in the news cycle, IT IS YOUR TIME 000
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 30/06/2025The Nanny walked so Paige Desorbo could run. #fashion 020
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 08/06/2025The sparkly gold heart graphic on #LoveIslandUSA scratches something in my brain 000
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 01/06/2025I have approximately a four-hour window to eat a banana. Now? Not quite ripe enough. Tonight? Perfect. Tomorrow? Too late. 000
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 29/05/2025A month ago someone insulted my salad tongs by saying they didn’t pick up enough stuff and it’s weird how I’m still not over that 010
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I would’ve skipped this one tbh, but she is ENGROSSED in The Strange Delight of Pear Salad 010
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 10/05/2025No one has ever studied a Table of Contents harder than this lady at the nail salon (Southern Living, of course) 010
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Some days Google disappoints me but today I put in “glasses keeper onners” and it really came through for me 110
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Wihan might be worse than Gary, and that’s saying something. #BelowDeckDownUnder 0180
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I just saw two Amazon delivery trucks that didn’t have any maker’s marks on them. Looks like they just drove them off a lot somewhere. Wild! 000
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 18/02/2025As someone who is traveling on a regional jet twice next week, I’m sending positive thoughts to all regional jets and flight crews. Would particularly love to land right side up. #goodRJvibes 000
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Lauren has Pam Beasly energy and Jenna Fischer’s voice. Wild. #loveisblind 000
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 11/02/2025The way I have to exit out of an app to google on my phone how many episodes are in a season of a show because the streaming apps ALL OF THEM make it impossible to easily maneuver out of an episode and back in 100
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Taylor’s thigh jewelry: T as in Taylor, Travis or Troy? #Grammys2025 040
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Instagram just linked me to a toilet-paper holder that costs $192.50. I’d love to be as wealthy as Insta thinks I am. (Related: it’s dreamy.) 000
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I don’t understand why the @amazonkindle.bsky.social app tracks your reading speed to project time left to finish a book but doesn’t tell you how long it took you to read the entire book. Big opportunity there. 010
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 22/01/2025People getting bold since Justin Baldoni 000
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 17/01/2025The DSes on #specialforcesfox have big Gordon Ramsay Energy. 040
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 09/01/2025This is the most underwhelming divorce settlement headline I’ve ever read. #andHondaAccord 000
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Just out here to Skeet that Knox & Jamie have released what’s always one of the best episodes of the year. Related: I’m gonna need Knox to come up with a verbal sound effect to use every time he says “Skeet.” #skrrrrrr 081
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Something nice about becoming senile is that it’s possible I’m watching a season of Project Runway I’ve already seen but I’m on episode 6 and I’m still not sure 110
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Having Skattebo and skibidi exist on the same timeline is very confusing 000
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 14/12/2024When they ask you what triggered my mental breakdown 020
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Top of my Spotify Wrapped should actually be the bangers my appliances play when they’re done. 050
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 07/12/2024How much do I crave validation? Enough to ask the pharmacist for a sticker after I got my COVID and flu vaccinations this morning. 🦄🦄🦄 120
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Note to the agency that produced that Lavazza coffee ad with Steve Carell and John Krasinski: HUGE MISS not having Carell drinking out of a World’s Best Boss mug. 020
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I think all airplanes should have those floats like just in case 020
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 13/11/2024This is a tough time to be chronically online 030
grass-stains.bsky.social @grass-stains.bsky.social · 13/11/2024My love language is physical distance 1101
