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Grant Olsen

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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 7h
"Because I said so!" - frustrated mom talk
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Slava Ukraini
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh, they know. They're always watching. I have jays come around everyday for the nuts I place in different spots for them. Occasionally they'll miss them, but usually they find them. They notice when my car is gone and then they swoop in.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is anyone in MAGA celebrating the Russia deal? I mean, when you've lost Laura Loomer...
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's wild. Looks like Scottish highland dancing, but obviously not that.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If that doesn't work you could always try explaining it using lego
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big fan of my fellow Canadian De Adder, but this one feels like an insult to Gulliver.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Don Jr. he never had.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Isn't that the intention though? To run them into the ground?
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At this point, who cares what Trump says? He's painted himself in a corner. His biggest mistake was assuming citizens of other countries are as apathetic as Americans. The steadfast resolve of non-USians must come as a great shock to him. But the rest of the world have moved on. For good.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Vance knows perfectly well his job is to lie.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
30% have no moral compass, 70% have no courage. None of this is by accident.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Any clues as to why this keeps happening? Is it the Closetocracy?
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well put. America's relationships with other countries won't be going back to the old normal either. We've simply moved on.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That process must involve organizing. MAGA has itself been organizing for decades and in so doing have infiltrated every position from school board chairs to the White House, aa outlined in their Project 2025 manifesto. Without an organizing principle there's little yall can do to change things.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In order to form a more perfect union there has to be a willingness and capacity to recognize mistakes, and to correct them. To hold to account those that abuse their power. Instead America repeats mistakes, from war to tariffs to bad policy to corruption, to electing Trump twice (nearly 3 times!).
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Looks like an epitaph. 1776-2026
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Uh-oh...renaming another body of water isn't working.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In Canada we call one dollar coins "loonies". Have you in the US considered the same?
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well, Trump had to find someone even more unlikeable to him, so his pick in JD makes some sense.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Unscheduled maintained on Canadian waterways and electricity transmission to the states in 3, 2, 1...
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This demonstrates, to Canadians anyway, that we have flustered and shamed and frightened the Americans. We know Americans don't pay attention to us unless they are scared or needy.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It used to be that as Canada, we were a nice apartment above a meth lab. But under Trump the meth lab converted to an insane asylum run by the inmates.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Canada be like: come at me bro
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Malignant narcissist with frontal lobe dementia. And that doesn't just describe the United States, but the president too.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nice country you guys have there
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Canada is basically a grownup babysitting the neighbour's unruly toddler.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What does stand with Canada mean? You're going to type choice words on your phone? If you were Canada you would have taken action and shut it all down collectively and instinctively. But you myopic, apathetic lemmings voted in Trump twice, almost 3 times! That's just who you are.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It is insane. The US never has and maybe never will hold its own to proper account if they are well connected. So special, or what's the term you guys use? American Exceptionalism. Would be nice if one day the US discovers civilization and laws, adopts a left spectrum and becomes a real nation.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Fair enough. I use /s to indicate sarcasm.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Republicans control the house, the senate, the presidency and most of the press. Your statement would be far more accurate if it stated that no American in history has abused the American people like he has.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The old adage about American (in)justice holds true - shoot first, ask questions later.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
And Pirro will be rewarded an extra box of wine for her audacious lying and petty malfeasance to be sure.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I would definitely argue that "craziness" is not hyperbole here.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So what happens if Blanche refuses the order? Does Trump pay Blanche's fine?
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The corporate raiders have captured your government. The endgame is near, they will deplete the wealth and health of Americans.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This seems to be a recurring theme these days with maga - or maybe it was always there - deep suspicion of the intelligent and educated and loudly vocal pride in ignorance.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Trump's legion of mayonnaise cakes will take this a win.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sadly I have good friends who still holiday in the US and easily brush off any kind of political argument as whining. I hope they come around to what they are doing because there's no reasoning with people who think they're living their best life without consequences.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Well, whatever fraud was tried in 2020 didn't work in 2024, so why is that?
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
money and politics
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm stoked. The Shat is the shit.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
All these guys have deep closets and Narnia passports.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It only works that way in nice countries where leaders are held to some kind of minimum standard.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Silence is approval. A lot of MAGA approve the cost of rape is about 5 million with no loss of respect and no prison time. Nice country you have there. The people seem...lovely?
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Trump, Hegseth, Graham, Johnson et al all give off strong closet vibes and display attributes of classic self-loathing projection. So deep in their closets they might as well be citizens of Narnia.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Maybe Trump will explain how the diabolically clever dems stole the 2020 election only to let Trump win in '24.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He's not in Hell, he's in Narnia. That's how deep in the closet he was.
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Grant Olsen @grantolsen9.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Reality check: Trump in theory has control of the nuclear codes, but he is a demented, old puppet at this point. Whomever has their hand up Trump's arse has control of the nuclear codes.
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