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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 06/11/2025

Every night while I’m reading, this guy falls asleep on my foot. I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 06/11/2025

This is not AI generated. This is the spray paint Versailles you wanted, along with some helpful location labeling courtesy of some big-ass Post-It notes

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 24/10/2025

Here have a glass of Lergevhtiepsappe you’ll feel much better

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 24/10/2025

I’m impressed but a little disturbed at the increasing accuracy of the Facebook algorithm. I might have to buy this.

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 14/09/2025

Unsolicited kudos to Apple on both the voice to text AND product placement fronts. Bravo (balls that’s an extra subscription)

A text conversation between my brother and me. He begins, “Oh, and you should definitely get caught up on Chief of War on Apple TV+. I responded: “You should definitely get caught up on Deez Nuts “ followed by, “fucking absolutely bravo Siri,” followed by “voice to text in 2025 is a fucking miracle”

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 29/08/2025

“I’m comfortable where I am, thanks.” I don’t think I’ve ever needed to say more than that.

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 26/08/2025

Hey guys I think they know about the plan

A screenshot from a new story about the Coast Guard, seizing enough cocaine to “fatally overdose the entire population of the state of Florida”

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 24/08/2025

Amazon now selling the Gom Jabbar

An image of a hand massager being sold on Amazon that looks suspiciously like the Gom Jabbar of Dune fame

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 23/08/2025

Think I’m gonna go stand on a street corner with my sign today to remind people

A photo of a protest sign with a golden toilet and the label “this is not a throne” No Kings

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 08/08/2025

If AI is here to take your job already we are all probably better off to be fair

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 02/08/2025

Was out fishing this morning and only just watched Hungary qualifying. What a superb lap from Charles, just flying over those kerbs. Missed it live, but I did get the biggest bass I’ve ever caught in the Detroit River.

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 12/07/2025

FWIW I didn’t like the Flinstones either but “Threat to Humanity” is a little harsh. Also I think it’s written down somewhere that she has the right to say shit you don’t like and remain a US citizen, so suck it up buttercup

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 11/07/2025

Guys stop what you are doing and look at this baby chimpanzee

Baby chimpanzee born at Detroit zoo on July 4, 2025 to 34 year-old Nyani, her first baby. Photo from the Detroit zoo.

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 04/07/2025

Losing your house to a fire is a terrible thing but then I read “the homeowner was using a propane torch to burn weeds in his yard” come on man

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 17/06/2025

Who is the “we” here, exactly? Are they in the room with us?

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 13/06/2025

The veneers on the Trivago guy are the most disturbing thing on my TV right now and that’s saying something.

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 01/06/2025

Mostly, everyone just called him Phil

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 18/05/2025

And good morning to you, Apple News

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 17/05/2025

Until today I thought this store near my house was cool for selling eco-friendly refills of household items like detergent but thanks to MAGA, I see instead it’s a call to violence!

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 07/05/2025

Please enjoy the Chernobyl nuclear power plant disaster as humidifier, suitable for any room in your home, courtesy of my Facebook feed

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 05/05/2025

Billy Idol is pitching shit on LinkedIn, if you're looking for a general barometer of how weird shit is now.

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 30/04/2025

Not parody, my friends. We are into North Korea praise level territory now.

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 28/04/2025

Ooh I hope it’s about debate prep

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 21/04/2025

Until today I didn’t know you could die from someone giving you the ick

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 21/04/2025

From this day forward you shall address me as #MobLand

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 09/04/2025

Bajillion dollar idea I would never eat anywhere else

Hear me out: a restaurant called “booths” that understands no one wants a motherfucking table

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 05/04/2025

I wish I could credit someone for this

The difference between Trump and Jim Jones is that Trump would charge you for the Kool-Aid

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 22/03/2025

My friend did not enjoy India.

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 22/03/2025

Three men who never fought Logan Paul

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 21/03/2025

Yesterday’s Uber driver was a guy named Bright. Today’s driver is named Professor.

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 21/03/2025

Goddamnit, I only just sat down

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Grant Faulkner @grant-faulkner.com · 18/03/2025

I’m honestly not even sure where to start with this but if I was Em I would begin by getting even with whoever sold you on the idea that there is a market demand for sculpture majors

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