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✿ Granny Jo ✿

@grannyjo.bsky.social
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Morning all you weirdos, eccentrics & free-spirited misfits.... 'tis I, Granny Jo. 😁 I've been avoiding social media since the new year, but now I'm back... lurking in the background, reading all the crazy things you're saying. 😏
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year everyone! 🥂 Wishing you all a very happy, healthy & peaceful 2025 😊 Be good, stay sane.x
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Morning everyone. 😃 I hope you all have a very lovely Christmas. 🎄 Enjoy yourselves. 😊
Granny Jo, stood in a cosy living room with an open fire & decorated Christmas tree.  Text says merry christmas.
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Morning all. 😃 Hope you're all well. 😊 It's Christmas eve. Are you all ready for Christmas? I almost am. I'd better get started on all those last minute jobs that need doing. 😄
Granny Jo with wrapping paper.  Text says time to get busy.
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I'm a worrier too & I worried that other people might worry that I hadn't said anything... so I said something so no one would worry. 😊
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Hi all, thought I'd better post something so everyone knows I'm still alive. 😃 Been busy. My eldest grandaughter has come from uni to spend christmas with me. Lots of fun! 😊
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Maybe. 🤔😏
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Morning all. 😃 Happy Friday 13th! 😁 Make the most of it. You'll have to wait another six years before Friday 13th is in December again. 😏 #Friday13th
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Morning all. 😃 I hope you're all doing well. 😊 I'm very excited. Only 13 more days to go... then the Doctor Who Christmas Special will be on. 😁 #DoctorWho
Granny Jo, in space, watching a Tardis fly by.
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I like to get all the cleaning done so I don't have to do much cleaning for a couple of weeks. That way, the week before christmas I can concentrate on making or buying food... and the week after christmas I can just eat all the food. 🤣
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I'm having to remind myself it's only two weeks. I lost a week to covid, so now I'm behind on everything. I'm not feeling very organised. 🤣
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I hate sprouts. 🤢 😆
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Morning all. 😃 It's 2 weeks to christmas. 😊
Granny Jo, looking at a calendar, showing it to be two weeks to christmas.
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Morning all. 😃 Hope you're all well. 😊 Today, in the exciting world of Granny Jo, I shall be reorganising my kitchen cupboards. 🙄 That'll be fun. 😐
Granny Jo,
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Morning all. 😃 Hope you're all well. 😊 My covid symptoms are still lingering, but I'm not feeling quite so crap now. I suppose I'd better go catch up on all the things I haven't done since last week. #chores #cleaning #washing
Granny Jo, hiding behind a laundry basket full of clothes, looking at a washing machine & bowl of soapy water.  Wishing she didn't have to do chores today.
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Morning all. 😃 I hope the wind & rain hasn't caused too much damage where you are. It's still a bit weathery outside this morning but I don't see anything broken in the garden so that's good. We only had yellow weather warnings, so I wasn't expecting the house to blow away or anything. 😏
Rain is falling and three trees are bending in the strong wind.  Granny Jo is holding a red umbrella & has been blown into the air.
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The snot quotient isn't quite as bad as yesterday, but it's still enough to drown an unsuspecting adult if left unsupervised for more than a few seconds. 🤣
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Morning all. 😃 Hope you're all well. 😊 It's going to be a windy day, so stay safe everyone. x
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Well... I sound like I've been gargling gravel when I try to talk & my head has become a giant snot machine of doom. Apart from that I'm pretty chipper. 😆
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Morning all. 😃 I bet you can barely contain your excitement, waiting to see what mundane crap I post about today. 😏 It's Friday. #HappyFriday
Granny Jo holding a sign that says happy friday.
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Why are their so many idiots these days? I'm of the belief that if you can't spell the word immigrants, then you shouldn't be bloody commenting on them. 😏
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I try. 🤣
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Thank you. I feel like death... except death looks better than I do right now. 😂
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Morning all. 😃 Hope you're all well. 😊 It's 20 days to Christmas! 🎄 'Tis the season for giving... and one kind, generous person has given me covid. 😐
Granny Jo in bed with covid.
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Morning all. 😃 Hope you're all well. 😊 Today's magic trick will involve trying to fit a large amount of frozen food from Iceland, into a small freezer... that's already full. 🤔 This may not go well. 😐 #IcelandFoods
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I do like a tasty salt & vinegar crisp sandwich. 😏
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Morning all. 😃 Hope you're all well. 😊 I suppose I'd better make a move & go do some shopping. I won't be having a sandwich later if I don't have any bread. 🙄
Granny Jo at the shop.  Text says what did I say I wanted? I should have made a list.
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#ChristmasTree #Christmas After much time-wasting this morning, I finally motivated myself to the do the tree. 😊
Granny Jo, looking at a decorated christmas tree.
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
You're not helping to motivate me. 🤣🤣
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Morning all. 😃 Hope you're all doing well. 😊 I'm supposed to be putting the christmas decorations up today... and my motivation is at zero. I'm just not feeling it. Plus, we all know that even though I packed the christmas lights away neatly last year, they'll still be a knotted mess this year.
Granny Jo looking confused at knotted christmas lights. Text says why are they always tangled.
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Had a lovely dinner with some of the family today. A nice day was had by everyone. 😊
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Morning all. 😃 Happy Sunday to everyone. 😊 It's the 1st of December & I was going to put my christmas decorations up today, but now, that's going to have to wait until tomorrow. I will be making dinner for some of the family instead. Better get my chef's hat on. 🤣
Granny Jo, in a kitchen, wearing a chef's hat.
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#Christmas #Decorations Morning all. 😃 I hope everyone has a lovely weekend. 😊 It's the 1st of December tomorrow, so I guess the start of my weekend will involve sorting out christmas decorations. 🎄 That'll be fun. 😐
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I had a lovely dinner with a few of the grandkids this evening. 😊
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Morning all. 😃 Happy Friday! I hope you've all had a good week so far. 😊
Granny Jo looking at a laptop screen that shows the day and date on it.  Text in thought bubble says its almost the weekend.
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
That's exactly what I thought! 😂
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I blame the time of year. It's cold... and there lots of nice food appearing in the shops. 🤣
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Morning all. 😃 My day is off to a complicated start. 😆 I was contemplating what to have for a nice, healthy breakfast, when I accidentally swallowed two cinnamon buns... and now I'm not really hungry anymore. 😏
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I'm bleaching everything to within an inch of its life. 🤣
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Morning all. 😃 It's 4 weeks to Christmas 🎄 I said I'd put my tree up by the 1st of December, but first I have to clean the house from top to bottom. 😐 It's time to get all the cleaning supplies out before I get the christmas decorations out. 😏
Granny Jo looking at a large selection of cleaning supplies.
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Thank you. 😂
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Unlike the silly picture I made, I'm actually pretty lucky where I live. I only have to choose between three bins. The only problem is, they all look the same colour when it's dark outside. I have to wait until it starts to get light before I can figure out which one I need to put out. 🤣
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Morning all. 😃 I need to put the bin out today, so I'm about to play the game called... "guess which colour bin it is by looking out of the window to see what all your neighbours have put out" which is a bit of a mouthful, so I prefer to use the easier to remember name... GWCBIIBLOOTWTSWAYNHPO. 😏
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Morning all 😃 Hope you're all having a good start to the week.
Granny Jo, holding a sign that says good morning.
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
He put me on starter pack 3 today. 😊
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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✿ Granny Jo ✿ @grannyjo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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