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Grand Patou

@grandpatou.bsky.social
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Observer of the world, satirist, anti-fascist, legal alien, among other things.

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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The Dow Jones index has been going under 50,000 for the past 2 weeks but we're still not naming nor going after the abusers in the Epstein Files. Someone make it make sense
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Wanchuk, despite being the creepiest character in Slap Shot, is not in the Epstein Files. He apparently complained:"I didn't know something more degenerate than the Pall Mall even existed!"
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Got a solution for my right-wing friends that complain about illegal immigrants in the country and how ICE is a necessary measure. When are you gonna start outing the business owners that use them in the first place? They dont seem to mind employing them and creating this situation? #BlameBizOwners
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
So Trump wants to punish Canada because China will be punishing Canada? Make this make sense
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Why is Trump so worried about Canada's outcome with China?
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
«Le Québec est au bord du précipice, faisons un pas en avant (...)» - Camil Samson, 1970 "You don’t turn the Titanic around overnight (...)" - JD Vance, 2026 Même citation, même mauvais choix d'analogie.
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
a group called Board of Peace that includes Putin and Netanyahou and that comes with a 1BN$ fee, I'd say Canada has just avoided a major bullet to what is set to become some of the biggest con in history
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Glenn Kirschner @glennkirschner.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Happy Saturday, friends. Here's another important reason to video any ICE abuses or excessive force you see in your area:
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Forward Blue @forwardblue.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Big props to South Park and Gavin Newsom. Primo trolling.
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
So Truth Social's AI is contradicting Trump? Maybe they'll have to ask Elon to use Grok in its Nazi edition instead
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Putin to travel to Alaska WHILE he has a warrant from the International Criminal Court for crimes against humanity, and we're just gonna let this slide?
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Oh no, Trump will be forced to fire the statistician of the US stock market ...
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
"Shoot the messenger, he's the liar" - Donald J Trump
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Rob Ford had threatened to cut off electricity to the US "with a smile" back in march. He then said the US offered him an "olive branch" the very next day. He then walked back his threat the day after that and never said a word about it again. What the heck really happened?
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
reading the orange guy's desperate tweets and happy to see that it's very hard to find a worst scandal than a child-sex-traffic ring to divert people's attention Let's hope it continues
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Let's face it: Ghislaine will either be paid off to shut up, or be eliminated. No other possible scenario, and I'm certain she knows it.
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
When Trump says something, convert it to it's contrary and you'll find it makes a lot of sense. Canada is nasty 😎
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Remember that rumour about the basement of the Comet Ping Ping Pizza restaurant in Washington DC being the center of a pederaste ring, aka Pizzagate? Well there seems to be some truth about it, except that it wasn't a restaurant, but Washington DC happens to be a good place to start asking questions
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Should something happen to Ghislaine, the orange guy will try to put blame on the democrats
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I can see Netflix or AppleTV+ picking up Stephen Colbert. That would be a great live show for either platform.
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Imagine voting for someone running against a alleged deep state, a secretive government, a group of elites, a swamp, a pedo ring ... only to realize that you elected the one that is all of these things combined.
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
At this point we can say that NOT believing that there's a client list would be to believe in a conspiracy theory
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Hey MAGA, - E Jean Carroll and the many other women claiming to have been harassed by DJT - "Grab them the pussy" - 15 years+ friendship with Epstein (pictures and videos of it) - and now the flagrant covering up of the Epstein files Is it finally starting to add up in your head?
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Grok is not only Elon Musk's AI but literally an AI version of Elon himself
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
We could make at least 3 spinal-tap type of movies using the stuff both Trump administrations brought us this far
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
So the last person to know anything about the client list is Ghislaine ...
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Netanyahou said he submitted Trump's name for the Nobel Peace Prize. Coming from a warmongering individual, that's quite rich. Also, which peaceful event or resolution did Trump participate in to receive such honor is a real mystery.
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
When someone from the Trump administration says something, convert it to it's contrary and you'll find it makes a lot of sense. I only hire the best That person is horrible Canada is nasty They pay for the tariffs We got many deals in the making There is no client list Epstein was not murdered
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Funny how MAGA when they hear democrats contradicting someone else they must be lying and when they hear republicans condradicting themselves they're telling the truth
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Another strange death in Russia, although it's not falling out of some building window this time. You gotta change it up a bit once in a while to not evoke suspicions.
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
For more than 6 years we were told there was no CCTV recording to find what happen to Epstein in jail, that the cameras were faulty, but this morning TADAM! We got a recording that "prooves" he took his own life.
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
So i guess there are no Epstein Files part 2 and Ghislaine Maxwell is in prison for no reason at all. Epstein was also in jail, this is where he took his own life, but I guess he had no reason to be there either.
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
GardaWorld, a canadian security company, is recruiting workers to go work at Trump's Alligator Auschwitz. They'll be immigrant workers guarding illegal immigrants. You can't make that shit up.
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
There really seems to be a window safety problem in Russia. I hear the US is trying to buy them russian windows.
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
When the orange guy realized he couldn't have Alcatraz he now wants Alligator Auschwitz
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
So Elon now apparently cares about people
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
orange guy starts a trade war with every single country in the world, then says they're all nasty when negotiations dont go his way
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
So the Supreme Court is officially NOT the firewall we thought it was. What's left? The Army?
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
So thunderstorms in America are all because of Biden
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Orange guy was given the most top position, maybe in the whole world, and he doesn't like tough questions
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Listen, 2 weeks is a very long time for someone suffering from dementia
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Every single piece of Trump merch is made in China, meanwhile every single MAGA that buys them never cares to read the label because ... why would they, the orange guy told them they're not
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Trumpmobile: Like everything he does, a very mediocre item slapped with his name and gold paint all over it. Are there any douchebags left out there he hasn't screw yet?
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Never underestimate the lengths at which a big ego with the nuke codes can go to. They do have a breaking point, should the humiliation get to an irreversible state they can decide to bring everyone down with them. It's always better to make them part of the solution, or at least pretend to.
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
If the victims had been republicans, this manhunt would've been over with already
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Remember before "woke" they used "antifa"? Did they stop using "antifa" - which btw means "anti-fascist" - when they decided to embrace fascism?
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I love how the orange guy never finishes a sentence when he realizes half-sentence it will incriminate himself, like this: "our farmers are being hurt badly by ... you know ... they have very good workers!"
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Grand Patou @grandpatou.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Rainshowers and thunderstorm might happen in Washington tomorrow, so the orange guy is going around asking if his parade can be done inside instead
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