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@grandpabumpy.bsky.social
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A 62 year old (recently) Single Sojourner planting my own Forest and Walking the Red-Road alone. Enjoying Life! NO PRIVATE DM! It will be an instant Block-User! (Bots)

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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Well, ive tilled up more land. My leg is killing me and put me down again. Its pretty ground up today. But I got my work started! I love my flowers! Im going to scatter more seeds down below. I made a terrace about 200’ long, and around 6’ wide, to catch run off water a little better.
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Still working with my trees. Many need attention. I still have pots filled with young trees in my dining room!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My Robins are back!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
This Maple is dying. A full 1/3rd has already sheered off and landed on my roof. I might have to have this one removed. It leans hard towards a 500 gal. Propane tank.
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Cropped! I must have removed 70% of this tree!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My motion detectors going off, the game cameras trigger…. Its the WERE-RABBIT!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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Steppenwolf - Born To Be Wild (Easy Rider) (1969)
YouTube video by Retrospective Soundtrack
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Im tired! Who made me do all this work today? I think ive been up and down the mountain a hundred times today. Im securing things because a local drug addict is in the neighborhood. Cage everything up! They wont steal hand tools! Too lazy! 😂
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Been cleaning up the Forest. A lot of branches down. Raking the moss clear of leaves and brush. Im getting a fine looking moss bed growing. I cant wait to see where my flower seeds went after the storm!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Still picking up tree limbs and brances. Flowers are peeking!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Not much to look at, the deconstructed house w/ new roof has never been finished. I had just enough time to remove the last of three chimneys before snow flew. Im still cleaning up, bricks, lumber, and steel. Im almost done! This place was a garbage dump! So its improving! Always cleaning!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
My itty bitty tree cutting has a tiny leaf! Yayyyyyyyy!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Look out World! I GOT A FLOWER!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Week one. Time to play in MY Dirt! Good Morning from Appalachia.
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
OH SHIT! Camoflage! Thats whats Missing from my big black BAT-REDNECKMOBILE! Oh Yes! LET THE STOOPIDIDITTY COMMENCE! Behold my Crimson Necked Dudes and Dudettes… I have not yet begun to red-neckify! (Then some dumbass kid will fall in love and pay me 30 k for it! 😂🙏) or I could add a Pintle….
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
My Personality was Suppressed. My entire life. Lived for others. A Soldier. A Husband. A Farmer. Now, Alone, here I can let my Spirit Wander. Living for now. This Moment is mine. Im not sure who I am. I dont need to be anything for anyone. Im not sure I can remember that long ago… But ill find him.
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I like my music in here. My Victrola. My Record Player. My CD player. Scratchy old poppin’ shit. Just like me! Sunrise and moonrise can be seen from this window. Thats why I put it here! I love this room!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Lost-Bird. Max. Many Friends here. In memory and in books. I burn Sage for them. Flat Cedar to keep the “Others” down. Im on Sacred Ground. I must Welcome them all. No Darkness allowed. These are the Old-Ways. I am Gratefull to my Ancestors, my Sacred Mother and All-Creator. A room for them all.
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
as I empty the other half of my life from ghis space it suddenly started to fill. These are my Ancestors. My Honored Dead. I want the table gone. A sitting room for the Spirit World. Maybe a recliner. I even found a Vets Ashes and his Photo. I still need to keep a Promise. Just one more. He waits.
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Moved the cabinet out completely and took the wall mounted dish display racks off the walls. I HATE THAT GRANDMA PLATE DISPLAYING BULLSHIT! Anyway, getting a normal amout of furniture in a room would help immensely. Im looking for art. A lot has been destroyed. Im thinking drop down movie screen.
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Got home. Climbed on roof, fixed antenna, put away ladder, parked truck, dropped clothes, lit candles, paid bills, and smoking something AWESOME! I love evenings now! Oh… I cleaned too! (after moving furniture) im creating my own space. I havent seen most of this stuff in DECADES!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
After considerable work, and a 12 dollar paint job, Bouncin’ Betty is Born! Behold my redneckery!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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Native American Legends: The Truth About The Little People
YouTube video by Mysteries of Mythology
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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THE LEGEND OF THE TWO WOLVES || Native American Legend
YouTube video by Anasazi Foundation
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Keeping Spirits Contained. This, is “ Magwa” the Owl. The Grim Reaper of the Native World. Respected here.Vultures wings and owl feathers denote many Dark- Spirits being imprisoned. “Kept” in objects of Power. This Collection spans Centuries. Wolf Clan are the Hunters of Evil. The “Guardians.”
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
So I start finding Origional Art and shit I paid big for, under a bed smashed up and stained. I cleaned them up and “removed her” from the walls.
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Order a full set of headlights and turns, this is what I get. So I order another set. ( I dont have time for bs and doing shit twice. ) so the asshole driver shows up a day later and find the other light rolling around in his truck. Dumbasses.
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Grandpa Bumpy went to the Am-Vets Post and taught some young fellers a lesson in WEIRD! Yeah, I felt guilty driving home… but I was sober. Still had fun. Kid tellin me about his harley. Showed him a picture of my 48 Panhead. Im OLD BIKER TRASH! Havin’ Fun! Like my beer goggles?
Bumpy gets back from the bar! ( SOBER!)
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Look familiar??? Uh, I had to redneckify the sink too. I HATE SHORT BABY CABINETS! 2500 bucks at lowes. Fuck Lowes. $250 bucks and a redneck. And it still rolls, DRAWERS WORK! Redneckery!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Redneckery 101: for you doubters. Thats my BATHROOM SINK in my ceiling. Yes, I IDENTIFY as having a CRIMSON TRACHEAL PIGMENTATION. I R Appalachy. Hell of a way to dangle a Tiffany Aint it Ladies! Yeah, the gold leaf is real too. Didnt say I was UNSKILLED!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Never underestimate a redneck with tools and a cause. Yes ladies… theres no one here to STOP ME! (add evil laughter here) youtu.be/zC6_oeXQZoU
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Funny Examples Of Redneck Engineering
YouTube video by BossDT
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
For those that thought I was kidding about not being able to buy a decent flush toilet. Behold! More parts are inbound. Anyone want to turn me sn alumininum or steel bowl? Blacksmithes and machinists kids! Who likes MONEY? 💰 These valves have leather gaskets. Ive replaced them all! ( hand made!)
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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7 Tools Every Man Needs in 2025
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Cold. 30 degrees. Snow.later 52! Yeah. Gardening isnt easy! My birds found my flower seeds!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Helloooooo BETTY!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Just some funny stuff. I love this guy! Never seen that before! youtu.be/Q0ZEmLosVXE
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Ballad of Buster Scruggs - Saloon scene
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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I Filmed Plants For 15 years | Time-lapse Compilation
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I did Pick up a woman today. Ive been seeing her a lot lately. Her name is BETTY. Now all I need are some little spoon lickers running around. EGGS! Yeah!! Anything for ms betty crocker! You KNOW, Im naughty. Threw some sunflower seeds in for anti -Guilt reasons. 😉
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
@theolliegee.bsky.social What you been into? Make any new stuff lately? I bought a Table. $75 bucks. Its snowing now. Storm last night took out major shit. Thats about as interesting as my weeks been! 😂
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Got my GOGGLES! Yeah! Its me! Never go FULL BILLY JACK!
Yep. Thats weird enough for me! Beer Goggles? Xray Vision?
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
So, my trees arrived. During a snowstorm, im actually gratefull they arrived at all. So my bare root babies are all cozy in the east window. Wet toes and warm. (Shipped bare-Root) Paw-Paws, Plums, Hybrids, Some real flowering beauties! I used “old”potting mix so I dont burn the roots.
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Anyway. If I MAY CONTINUE. I drove sround yoday. All the business’ are packed. Traffic is psychotic shit as usual. That was about as SOCIAL as I want to get. So I drove to the antique store, bought a claw foot and glass ball Oak Turned leg Table/ Doubletop. $75 bucks. A fixer upper! Nice!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Ok. Its almost 2:00. Im awake. I looked around, everything is the same. Do I hit reset again? Why is Trump still president? I thought that shit was a bad dream! Well. Im going to get dressed. Go out and get in my truck and drive to a place to meet people. I just have no Idea where that place is.
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Around here, if you don’t want something growing on it, better cover it with ROCKS! Last nights rain set the seeds ive planted. The wind moved others. Going to be interesting to see what comes up, and where!
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
My abused little mail order trees !
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Bumpy @grandpabumpy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Got up early. Storms over. Raining, snow coming. I took a bath shaved a grizzly face and put on my PJ’s . Today is a Do-Over.
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