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✨ tea baby ✨

@grandmababyapothecary.com
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southern born, philly based Hoodoo lnk.bio/gmabby

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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 19/01/2026
theinnocencetest.com I love these 🤭😂
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you like to have a good time, but know when to reign yourself in. good for you. just don't make too many bad choices.
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 12/12/2025
the running man is…not bad. (I love edgar’s work, but still…)
Martin Scorcese is disgustedly saying “girl what the fuck”
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 10/12/2025
bad bitch 4ever
tea, a Black femme with auburn hair, wearing a black hoodie and puff jacket tea, a Black femme with auburn hair, wearing a black hoodie and puff jacket tea, a Black femme with auburn hair, wearing a black hoodie and puff jacket—tossing up a peace sign for pizazztea, a Black femme with auburn hair, wearing a black hoodie and puff jacket doing duck lips and a peace sign
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 08/10/2025
boooooooo 🍅 it’s broken
white text on a bloody background reads: The Hero
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 28/09/2025
🙏🏾 christian girl autumn 🙏🏾
Tea, a light skin Black femme in a copper wig, poses for a selfie Tea, a light skin Black femme in a copper wig, poses for a selfie
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 28/09/2025
🃏🃏🃏
Joker card from a playing card deck, Deck of the Grand Mothers, featuring a backlit Black femme at the very center of the card.
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 28/09/2025
: rough drafts :
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 21/09/2025
in between audiobook holds on Libby I need smut NOW
Kermit the frog preparing to inject himself with intravenous drugs
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 20/09/2025
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 20/09/2025
Grandma Baby’s Love Conjure Cards are available for Pre-Order: ❤️‍🔥 grandmababyapothecary.com/products/pre... ❤️‍🔥
inside a vintage daguerreotype photo frame is a picture of the Grandma Baby’s Love Conjure Cards deck laying against a white satin sheet as its red backed cards spill out from the top.inside a vintage daguerreotype photo frame is a  picture of the back of the Grandma Baby’s Love Conjure Cards deck tuck box laying against a red silk cloth.inside a vintage daguerreotype photo frame is a  picture of the front of the Grandma Baby’s Love Conjure Cards deck tuck box laying against a red silk cloth.
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 10/08/2025
I love this book so bad
audiobook of S.A. Cosby’s novel Razorblade Tears, read by Adam Lazarre-White
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 25/07/2025
Don’t miss the conclusion to “High John + the Devil’s Daughter” ✨ open.substack.com/pub/grandmab...
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 12/07/2025
🖼️🖼️🖼️
selfie in the zoom app for desktop, featuring a lightskin Black femme with short black hair, wearing a white undershirt.selfie in the zoom app for desktop, featuring a lightskin Black femme with short black hair, wearing a white undershirt. this time the subject looks directly into the camera.
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 11/07/2025
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 11/07/2025
“As I approached, the dark bird took off into the sky in a great blur…”
post card sized illustration of an older Black woman, from the Federal Writers Project’s Slave Narratives. behind her is the dark outline of a winged figure. collaged text above and beneath them reads “As I approached, the dark bird took off into the sky in a great blur”. the postcard is laying face up in a book of Yoruba prayers, next to pens and artistic pencils.close up of the previous post card sized illustration of an older Black woman, from the Federal Writers Project’s Slave Narratives. behind her is the dark outline of a winged figure.
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 11/07/2025
🔗: open.substack.com/pub/grandmab...
in the background is a black and white photograph of a winged Black man dancing. in the foreground, white text reads “High John and the Devil’s Daughter” with the subheading “part two”. along the bottom of the screen is the url for the Grandma Baby Apothecary substack url followed by the substack logo.
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 09/07/2025
part two (of three) in “High John + the Devil’s Daughter” drops tomorrow—High John’s day! catch up on part one over on substack 🐦‍⬛✨: open.substack.com/pub/grandmab...
black and white photograph of a Black man with feathered wings dancing. image has been tagged with the Instagram handle of the subject in the photo since the photographer is unknown. handle is @that_television_show
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 29/06/2025
please share where you can! ✨
GOAL OF $1750
URGENT SUPPORT FOR - KAI
FUNDS WILL GO TOWARDS BILLS, FOOD, TRANSPORTATION, LOST PHONE REPLACEMENT, & EMERGENCY EXPENSES.
HELP KAI BEAT THE HOSPITALITY
SUMMER SLUMP IN NOLA BY ASSISTING THEM WITH FUNDS TO COVER ESSENTIAL EXPENSES WHILE THEY CONTINUE LOOKING FOR WORK!
PayPal is starstellium, venmo is @spicathe6th and Cashapp is &starstelliium
designed by jsekw1ftalg4ancb
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 20/05/2025
bottle for a hair product called Dare 2B Bald, only the label has been edited to add “and WRONG”
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 15/05/2025
Expedia customer service rep the second she realized they robbed me.
Photo of the middle aged Black woman teacher character Barbara from the show Abbott Elementary conceding, “Sometimes the Lord gives a lot and then sometimes he does not.”
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 12/05/2025
hey, y’all! issues with housing are threatening my safety and livelihood. if you’re able to share or donate, it’s much appreciated 🙏🏾💛 ✨ gofund.me/cabb731c ✨
screenshot of a gofundme page titled “support Tea’s safe relocation journey. pictured above the crowdfunding title is a selfie of Tea, a Black femme with brown skin wearing a gray snakeskin patterned head scarf, smiling and throwing up a peace sign.
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 09/05/2025
✨💛✨
background photo is a sunrise taken above the clouds in the sky, with white text in the foreground reading “You've Been Sober For:
3 Years or 1096 days, One Day At A Time, May 9, 2022”
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 05/05/2025
screenshot of a text message conversation with God. the person asks “When”.
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 30/04/2025
we all know who the real villain was then…
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 30/04/2025
pick a card 🃏 midweek check in 🙏🏾 screenshot this video and download the free digital guidebook (link to shop in bio) to find your message for today! ✨ [video description in alt text]
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 29/04/2025
the algorithm is wild for showing me someone posting feet, callin em “toe beans”, followed immediately by a post about bbq baked beans at the cookout 😭 in other bean related news, I will never forget this:
tweet by user alaskancarl from June 2017 that reads “I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted ‘this nigga eating beans’ & everyone laughed.”
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 29/04/2025
the Lorax needs to have a word with his little friends.
Janet Jackson, famous Black entertainer, side eyeing her audience from the stage as she saunters away from their pungent weed smoke.
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 28/04/2025
#CurrentEvents
a tiny Black toddler perched on the edge of a sofa looking quietly shell shocked and pensive
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 24/04/2025
in my wild ass imagination wyclef not only groomed but phantom of the opera’d a teenage girl into being his misogynist musical mouthpiece. so all of her dustiest lyrics I attribute to this:
a grown bald Black man in a too small swimsuit mounting an ugly motorbike with his inexplicably dusty legs and oily chest all out for the people of God
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 24/04/2025
me: *posts a cute little selfie* my rude ass baby cousin (I taught her to act like this): 🗣️ LINK THE WIG 👏🏾
a shirtless Black man holding a gun in an extremely goofy way
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 24/04/2025
YOUR MIND!!!
image of a hardcover book featuring a portrait of a Black woman author named Maya Wilkes, with the title oh hell yes! a fake book from the upn series girlfriends.
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 23/04/2025
forever tender
a Black femme taking a gently smiling selfie using a zoom video meeting window and an iPhone.a Black femme taking a smirking selfie using a zoom video meeting window and an iPhone.a Black femme taking a softly smiling selfie using a zoom video meeting window and an iPhone.a Black femme taking a grinning selfie using a zoom video meeting window and an iPhone.
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 21/04/2025
joel on the floor while that bitch was monologuin
a balding white man wearing thick framed glasses, positively beaming in a tshirt that says SHUT UP BITCH!
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 12/04/2025
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 11/04/2025
#killadelphia 🕷️
photo of a panel from a graphic novel called Killadelphia featuring a gorgeous modern representation of the spider deity Anansi, as a young Black man contorting his hands and fingers into the shape of an eight legged spider.
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 10/04/2025
how the calcified 🪱 worms in the secretary of health and human services’ brain see me:
film poster for the sci fi action movie Divergent, featuring a white couple trying to look badass on the ledge of a very tall building.
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 29/03/2025
we consider, briefly, the last instructions for our survivors…as we step across a threshold, a kalunga line, into the realm of the spirit. but we are Black, and death is not the end. so what conjures you? open.substack.com/pub/grandmab...
over a black and white film strip containing an image of the first and second edition Lily cards from the Black Gold Lenormand, in white text, is the heading “what conjures me” followed by the subheading “will and sacrament”. in watermarked text along the bottom of the screen, beside a watermarked substack logo is the url for grandma baby apothecary’s substack.
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 18/03/2025
my favorite thing to be on the Internet!!
photo of children’s costumed character Barney the dinosaur glaring at the camera from behind a corporate desk setup with a desktop computer and office supplies.
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 17/03/2025
that sam rockwell monologue on white lotus—!
a baby shark looks frightened and disgusted as it swims by side eyeing you
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 17/03/2025
NIGGA
A bald, exasperated Black man declaring “I’m very enough of you.”
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 16/03/2025
never forget
poster for a halal family movie night taped to a wall. inexplicably it features a portrait of Kate Middleton under a rainbow banner with her name and the tagline “Inshallah they find her”
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 16/03/2025
“…and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.” ⛪️
two photos side by side of a brown hand holding the House Prayer Card from Grandma Baby Apothecary, featuring an illustration of a Black church on its front and Bible verse and prescription on its back. a pressing comb, Bible and a stack of prayer cards lay on a table in the background.
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 05/03/2025
I cut my hair ✂️
selfie taken by phone of a zoom video screen with a Black femme holding an iPhoneselfie taken by phone of a zoom video screen with a Black femme holding an iPhoneselfie taken by phone of a zoom video screen with a Black femme holding an iPhone
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 01/03/2025
jenny holzer
Jenny Holzer quote on metal plaque reads:
“BY YOUR RESPONSE TO DANGER IT IS EASY TO SEE IF YOU WANT TO STAY ALIVE, IF YOU THINK YOU DESERVE TO, IF YOU BELIEVE IT'S ANY GOOD TO ACT.”
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 26/02/2025
I mean…😭
a Facebook post from Azealia Banks, published on Jul 15, 2016, which reads:
“Why I think African Americans should consider getting initiated in Palo Mayombe before being Initiated into Regla de ocha, and how African traditional religious customs don't roolly work for white folk…”
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 17/02/2025
need to rewatch this show so bad but my nervous system isn’t what it was 😭😩
various stills from the Cinemax network show Banshee, featuring one of the supporting characters, Job. Job is a bald Asian baddie who kicks ass and steals every scene while dressed to the nines and face flawlessly beat.various stills from the Cinemax network show Banshee, featuring one of the supporting characters, Job. Job is a bald Asian baddie who kicks ass and steals every scene while dressed to the nines and face flawlessly beat.various stills from the Cinemax network show Banshee, featuring one of the supporting characters, Job. Job is a bald Asian baddie who kicks ass and steals every scene while dressed to the nines and face flawlessly beat.various stills from the Cinemax network show Banshee, featuring one of the supporting characters, Job. Job is a bald Asian baddie who kicks ass and steals every scene while dressed to the nines and face flawlessly beat.
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 14/02/2025
🎶 twinnn, where have you beeennn🎵
Black femme in a gold headwrap and 3m aura respirator
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 14/02/2025
sepia toned image of street youths gathered together in camaraderie for a photo opportunity. text in foreground reads  “FUCK Love & Basketball, ALL MY HOMIES HATE Love & Basketball”
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 12/02/2025
NOOOO I watched all the available episodes 😭 thought the season was done but the last THREE eps haven’t been released yet, I’m SICK—
above a photo of a white girl crying, the search bar contains the query “crying bitch from ufoureah”
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✨ tea baby ✨ @grandmababyapothecary.com · 12/02/2025
this show…👀
promotional poster for the Hulu series Paradise, featuring three figures: a white man and woman, and a Black man between them. they are in various states of solemnity. the series title is in the foreground in all caps and thick lettering.
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