Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think my views of the French were ruined when I learned French Fries really came from Belgium. 000
Reposted by Sir TristanSaber | A. Pendragon 🔞 @cleddyfyynmaen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I apologize for Lancelot's frenchness. It is his biggest fault, unfortunately. 052
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Monday. Truly God thought of no greater horror than Monday. 000
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I am literally existing by independent movement. 020
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'm so sorry Gareth, our King's origins are... dubious. 031
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Anyway, if I have to don the maid outfit, fine. But I am not playing any Taylor Swift songs. 031
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My liege, why are Ishtar and Parvati standing behind you? 020
Reposted by Sir TristanRitsuka Fujimaru @48thbackupplan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026...Please don't make Saber feel bad for enjoying herself. 064
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 02/09/2026She will spike your drink with tabasco if she likes you. Poison if she doesn't. 111
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Fine, if it will shift the conversation, look at how hot the Fae woman version of me is. 000
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 02/09/2026You are too hard on yourself, my liege. To the best of my knowledge, you only have relations with that red-haired boy who fixes things in his workshop. When he isn't fixing things for his friend who is clearly gay for him. 011
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I would never judge my king. Who she pegs is none of my concern. 032
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I would prefer to not wear a maid outfit, thanks. 011
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Good evening my fellow kni--oh, they're not here. 020
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just accept she is a witch and move on. You'll be happier that way. Probably. 010
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Sir Bedivere once had to explain to a crowd how to tell if a person is a witch or not. 020
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Greetings how is everybo---well this is awkward. 010
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 12/08/2026At any rate, hope everyone else is having a nice summer. 020
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 12/08/2026You're a competent mage, I'm certain you can zap your own magus without hurting him if you felt like it. 020
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 12/08/2026You're a competent mage, I'm certain you can conjure lightning if you felt like it. 010
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Oh dear. Well, good luck, Zander. I'll get the "Who Zaps Zander With Lightning First" Pool going. Pick Merlin or Morgan and then put how many minutes into the mediation it takes next to the name. Whoever picks the right person and gets closest to the minutes needed wins. 020
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 11/08/2026🎶"Despite all my pain I am still just a rat in the rain."🎶 000
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 07/08/2026[Playing the piano]youtube.comEver-present Feeling ~ Kie nai Omoi 消えない想いYouTube video by NM64 000
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Maybe this, then?youtube.com"Yakety Sax"- Theme from the "Benny Hill Show"YouTube video by Boots Randolph - Topic 000
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 07/08/2026For some reason, Lancelot has asked me to play "You're the Best Around" whenever he duels. 100
Reposted by Sir TristanChuck @joyeuse-ordre.bsky.social · 06/08/2026[.... It's a padded white room with a single Television and bounded chair. On the television screen, Charlie walks into frame and pulls up a chair.] > So.. you got detention. That's pretty uncool, pal.static.klipy.comCaptain America Sits DownALT: Captain America Sits Down 022
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Charlamagne's Paladins are... quite something. Good thing our King's knights are not so odd. (Conveniently forgetting the Simps of the Round.) 020
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Go to Dubai, they said. You'll have a great time, they said. 010
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Do not question Merlin's medals. He may turn you into a newt. 021
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Truly disturbing. (All hail the ancient internet meme of Bert is Evil.) 010
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I should go get a book from the library to read. 010
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 21/07/2026No, I will not play that song. The joke was not funny the first 1000 times, either. 000
Sir Tristan @grandlament.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I have never once left a poor maiden hanging without a follow up. 010
