Stephen Granade @granades.com · 04/10/2026This dingus strained a back leg so we can’t run her to exhaustion (Corgis: working dogs what Need a Job) so us getting her to nap on the couch is a major win. 2190
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 26/09/2026psst kids have you heard of the hit game tunnels and trolls 3305
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 26/09/2026We’re organizing our office and I found a real treasure. 4312
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 18/09/2026Prepping for my giant robot panel at @flightsoffoundry.bsky.social this weekend in the manner of my Gen X people. 081
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 03/09/2026I tried to find the origin of “the existence of vampire weekend implies the existence of vampire unions” and AI summaries are going great. 4258
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 29/08/2026Before they left for college my youngest kid made me a birthday card and left it with @misty.granades.com and here it is with the card’s inspiration. 0323
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 28/08/2026This dog has three speeds: sleeping; running after balls and other such toys; CRIMES. 0120
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 28/08/2026It’s the Feast of St. Augustine day so time to re-up @artofmarza.bsky.social’s depiction, available as a print at www.artofmarza.com/product/sain... 03614
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 27/08/2026I'm excited to have a story coming out in @trollbreathmag.bsky.social early next year! "The Propagandist's Last Victim" is, in a departure for me*, a queer story about "Technology creates problems 😕 (future bad)". Also I memed it; hope you remember this in six months! * insert Lying Cat meme 2226
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 26/08/2026In honor of Dolly I’m gonna break out the mug that a friend made to commemorate how his young kid sang “9 to 5”. 0183
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 20/08/2026you’re right, SaaS company, I do like my slop in 55 gallon drums 040
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 16/08/2026We’re cleaning up our last kid’s room now that they’re at college and our Corgi is helping. 0141
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 16/08/2026We dropped our youngest kid off for freshman year of college, and while I’m not okay yet from that, at least the college town’s queer bookstore had a sick cyberpunk tarot that’s making me feel better. The Chariot!!! 2220
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 12/08/2026the majestic Pembroke Welch Corgi, beloved of queens, dignity personified 0234
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 11/08/2026can’t wait for bleeding-edge Discord to announce an NFT next 040
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 22/07/2026For my money, this bit in @jeannethornton.bsky.social’s “A/S/L” is the bestest, most saddest expression of going back to a virtual space that was the center of your life decades ago. 0120
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 16/07/2026I’m home alone this week so I’m free to eat unhealthy dinners. 3181
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 12/07/2026Logan Airport has a White Castle vending machine, truly we as a civilization have arrived. 2464
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 10/07/2026While @misty.granades.com and I are at #readercon our offspring is sending Corgi proof-of-life pics. 0160
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 10/07/2026Hello lovely #readercon folks! Come say hi! I have @smallwondersmag.com swag! I’ve got a reading on Saturday but otherwise will haunt the halls like a ghost in a gothic novel. 0121
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 06/07/2026Because I’m petty, I screenshotted mine. This is about my first ever published short story: escapepod.org/2020/01/23/e... 3110
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 28/06/2026I regret to inform you that my younger kid is once again taking 0.5 pics of our Corgi. 0874
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 26/06/2026slopbot author spam but make it for interactive narrative designers love the sense of agency I gave players in my story about having dementia 290
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 22/06/2026Geocities is “how you remember the internet looking” says the 23-year-old who is younger than my first and still existing non-LiveJournal blog, written by me, a mummy crumbling to dust. 4163
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 20/06/2026I can tell I’ve been offline because I missed this Chotiner interview, which has the biggest shock ending since The Lottery. 1164
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 13/06/2026I’d like to thank my assistants for helping me replace our faucets. 1312
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 12/06/2026You should absolutely subscribe to 404 Media—they’ve been relentless about Flock’s terrible license plate trackers, regularly FOIA important info that they release freely, and get Amazon to respond to claims their AI tools make slop with absolute slop. 0113
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 04/06/2026whoa whoa whoa where did that dog come from?!? total jump scare 0180
Stephen Granade @granades.com · 24/05/2026Timeline cleanse: my younger offspring likes to take 0.5 pics of our Corgi, Beef. One of their friends drew this caricature and offspring then showed it to Beef. 1222