grampire @grampire.bsky.social · 19/06/2025AI couldn't ever match my favorite book: The Boyfriends of Chickamauga. 010
grampire @grampire.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Some of the shrimp I got didn't have the poop vein fml 041
grampire @grampire.bsky.social · 27/05/2025*coming out of total amnesia* "It's coming back to me now. I think I'm...oim...oim Bri'ish, innit?! Brilliant." 010
grampire @grampire.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The great whizbang technology of Star Trek is actually empathy. Plus the laser 020
grampire @grampire.bsky.social · 01/05/2025The Farmers Dog just makes a bag of stew and mails it to your animal. You're the sap who pays for it. 000
grampire @grampire.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Burger King has gone fucking nuts: the chicken nugget game has been turned all flipside upside down 000
grampire @grampire.bsky.social · 27/04/2025MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE is a great franchise but if you're an innovator like me no mission is impossible 010
grampire @grampire.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I bet cavemen 500 years ago never had to deal with this bullshit 000
grampire @grampire.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Feels like the name "Ned" should be short for something. Same with "Scott". Or "Mitt". 010
grampire @grampire.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Historians have more or less come to a consensus that George Washington loved sucking dick and that the "wooden teeth" thing was a polite euphemism in high society 094
grampire @grampire.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I'd love to be reincarnated as a tree or a motorcycle. 010
grampire @grampire.bsky.social · 24/12/2024i know a guy named Gabe Shitmouth. Imagine that. Going through life with the indignity of being named "Gabe" 030
grampire @grampire.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Cock will make your butt more loose, but caulk will have the opposite effect. The homophone world is full of mystery. 02612
grampire @grampire.bsky.social · 10/12/2024The WNBA should also just be called the NBA, but it stands for No Boys Allowed! 030
