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Graham Lister

@grahamlister.bsky.social
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Lefty scum. I know doctors, dentists and architects. MCFC since 1979. (the artist formerly known as hellsbells_mcfc) Usually found at Mrs Dennis’ Newsagents hunting for Toffos and Hula Hoops www.mixcloud.com/MrsDennisNewsagent

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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 19h
My tea has just made a repeat appearance 🤢
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 19h
He's got all the money in the world and could spend 0.0000001% of it being benevolent, but no, he spends it on new toys like vile little spoilt brat that he is #spacekaren
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 20h
I was in Port Sunlight just this afternoon, spooky! It's such a pretty village
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 20h
Is he not fkin dead yet? I've had money on this cnut for 15 years #yewtree #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 20h
I don't think Chris Rea liked driving much, did he? #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 20h
WHERE'S ME VEST TRUDI #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 20h
You'll never be in Bucks Fizz David get over it #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 20h
SHOWADDYWADDY #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 20h
YEA WE KNOW YOUR UNCLE IS JUNIOR GISCOMBE but you can't make a career out of that #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 20h
When you order Will Smith from Temu #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 20h
Double Hopkirk #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Didn't Father Dick Byrne sing this at the All Priests Elvis alike contest? 🤣 #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Having watched this interview with Selina Scott while getting ready for school, I spent the whole morning figuring out a way of wagging it in the afternoon so I could go to HMV in town to buy West End Girls #psb I still have that 7"
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Strong Lager of some sort
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To cheer you all up after that horror, I did a thing #totp rundown for @mrsdennisnewsagent.bsky.social show on the wireless last week: well I thought it was funny.
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can I just say I despise Lena Martell because reasons in 1979 #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These boys are aged between 18 and 19. Their hormones are doing them damage! #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dammit
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ah no I went to school in Stockport for some of my life. She was in our high school but 2 years below me so I had nothing to do with her/didn't know her tbh
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Terfy Murphy
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am also having a clothing dilemma. Hoodie -= too warm. Old school zip up City tracky jacket is a possibly. Plus pockets.
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She went to our school this one. Nothing to do with me. #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Is it! Can it Be? #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
To give her the official title she is known as 'Lovely Sexy Kim Wilde' (for the purposes of Pop Star contest) 🤣
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
City flop Ferran Torres has won the World Cup!
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
First time Wayne Rooney has said anything I agree with there
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If you think this is diabolical I'm sure I heard Coldplay were going to be on as well. Might as well get those tickets to Dignitas booked now.
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What's this shite? Can't we just have MISS Diana Ross! #worldcupofsoccerball #touchdown
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Never ever go to Stockport. We escaped last year. 32 years man and boy (well, woman actually). I feel ill if I have to go back there for any reason
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What! Warrington? Oh no! Run away quickly 🤣
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A warm welcome awaits. Try the pork pies from Webbs here in Northwich. You won't be disappointed. That is of course if you're coming to Cheshire West and not that murky Macc side
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You know me, I'm employed by KP to count all the nuts
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You lyin get
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
*telly off again for another week klaxon*
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Either. I saw Steve before Tom and Steve after Tom. The songs are the same
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I heard that rumour
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
COOL AS FUCK. There, I said it without someone complaining about my t-shirt (which I still have) #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
LO SLOBOS, as John Peel would call them #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
But wait! There's more! Send no money now for this 40-CD compilation including Kenny G, LURVE SONGS from K-Tel *not available in the shops because it's all SHITE #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
*checks schedule. 1987 and 1990* /sigh of relief #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I don't know how much longer I can keep this up of a Friday. I'm ignorant of the 2000s and it gives me bad nerves all this "yo, yo" stuff #totp I'll be back in 20 minutes for something old 🤣
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Cleopatra comin atcha Same thing #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Alan with the rinsing sound #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
These boys are aged between 18 and 19...their hormones are doing them DAMAGE #totp
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
3 City defenders up against Haaland: this is going to be a laugh (I'm still counting Johnny Stones)
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I used to go to college at that time with this girl whose friend did the "oooh oooh ooohs" on Voodoo Ray. I mean it's virtually the same person right
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Graham Lister @grahamlister.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
TUUUUUUUUUUNE
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