Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 15hchair opens meeting all those present fall asleep then we head off home 000
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026this haiku was not written by an AI bot but it's hard to tell 010
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026I declared my love for a sweet phlebotomist but it was in vein 030
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026national poetry day on which I celebrate with a naff haiku 063
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026This explains why I've given up watching the telly. 030
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026'Life is short, but there is always time enough for courtesy." – Ralph Waldo Emerson 020
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026Always tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember anything. 010
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026a landscape garden so quickly faded away no fuchsia in it 020
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026setting out to fail success later captured me so I sadly failed 010
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026written down the names of composers that I like it's my Chopin Liszt 110
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 02/09/2026Having a gander at some geese in Kelsey Park. 000
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 29/08/2026poem with three lines is it a haiku or not no one really knows 000
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 20/08/2026Just musing on the old days when you'd take photos, hand the film in at the chemist's, wait a few days, go and collect the photos and negatives, and be entertained by a lady from the local musical theatre singing "Some Day My Prints Will Come". 000
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 13/08/2026@ew-presents.bsky.social Just been watching The Mind of Mr J G Reeder on YouTube. Great stuff! 010
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 09/08/2026Moby Dick – abridged version Call me Ishmael Then I promise to give you A whale of a time 011
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 09/08/2026Every Saturday I start writing a haiku But never fin 030
Reposted by Graham GuestGroovyShelly @groovyshelly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I'd love to credit whoever wrote this. No idea. But I'm 100% with its message. When I think of how the '80s ethos, "Greed is Good" has metastasized, it surprises and depresses me. Imagine having so many millions, hundred of millions, even billions & caring about nothing except your own vanity. 624177884819
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 30/07/2026Homer's wine dark sea transformed into black and white in the window of @beckenhambookshop.bsky.social. 052
Reposted by Graham GuestMayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 30/07/2026Never count this city out. London’s been ranked #1 once again - this time as the most intelligent city in the world.timeout.comThese are the world’s most intelligent cities in 2026, according to a new IndexHow did your city fare? 839275
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 30/07/2026Shrinkflation continues apace. My local supermarket has replaced "boil in the bag" products with "pimple in the bag". 000
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 27/07/2026garbage, n. Period when fashion was taken seriously. 010
Reposted by Graham GuestDr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Good grief, this hits home. 324138034877
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 25/07/2026Agamemnon made off with a slave That Achilles had wanted to save There was trouble of course Strangely no wooden horse But some blokes who just wouldn't behave 020
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 24/07/2026When she'd read Homer Sappho wrote a poem where Rosie fingered Dawn 010
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 21/07/2026Time to resurrect this limerick in honour of @vivamjm.bsky.social There was a young fellow from Merton Of one thing he really was certain If we left the EU We'd be deep in the stew Behind an old frayed gammon curtain 130
Reposted by Graham GuestLupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Piet Mondrian's work on the London Underground is exceptional. 61151186
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 18/07/2026I have just met the comely Miss Featherstonhaugh Is she able to dance? Yes she ceatherstonhaugh She performs a nice waltz But is fond of divorce Of her love there is nowhere a meatherstonhaugh 000
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 16/07/2026More votes for @countbinface.bsky.social, I'm sure, if he promised to ban certain phrases, including: "See it, say it, sorted." "Your call is important to us." "We take [whatever] extremely seriously." 101
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 16/07/2026A teetotal fellow called Liszt Fell over and injured his wriszt "I just slipped on the mud And went down with a thud But people assume I was piszt" 030
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 15/07/2026With Odysseus out on his travels Penelope raised lots of cavils “I’m stressed by the suitors And fearful of looters No wonder my knitting unravels” 041
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 05/07/2026Excited to receive a Royal Mail leaflet announcing "a better all-round service" – meaning 2nd Class letters and cards will be delivered every other weekday and not at all on Saturdays. Who writes this stuff and why do they think the public are universally stupid? 010
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 05/07/2026I see he's a star speaker at Nudgestock, @rostaylor.bsky.social.static.klipy.comMonty Python Nudge NudgeAlt: Monty Python Nudge Nudge sketch. 010
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 04/07/2026@aroundtuit.bsky.social My daughter said she's off to see this today and l naturally thought of you. .tate.org.ukFrida: The Making of an Icon | Tate Modern 110
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 03/07/2026The Malaprop Division of my local Territorial Army has banned the use of aromatic weapons. 000
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 30/06/2026All my life I have been trying to improve my German. At last my German is better —but now I am old and ill and don’t have long to live. Soon I will be dead, with better German. – Lydia Davis 020
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 30/06/202621st century media interview ritual. "Welcome to the programme." "Thank you for having me." "Thank you for coming." "It's a pleasure." "The pleasure is all mine." "You're very kind." "Not at all." "Thank you again." "Well, that's all we have time for." 030
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 29/06/2026A dim electrician from Staines Was known to be lacking in brains His untimely demise Was to no one’s surprise When he plugged himself into the mains 220
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 28/06/2026cribbage, n. Period when a human is very young. 040
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 28/06/2026There was a young fellow from Pinner Whose voice just got thinner and thinner Until one sad day It faded aw 030
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 27/06/2026I once had a girlfriend named Joyce Who was known for the pitch of her voice And so loud was the sound That the glass all around Broke and that you’ll agree was not noice 030
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 16/06/2026Bram Stoker Didn't write East Coker Nor did Robert Burns It was Eliot, Thomas Stearns 000
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 16/06/2026Ozymandias is my name look on my works I'm a broken man 020
Graham Guest @grahamguest.eurosky.social · 15/06/2026Herodotus wrote lots of stuff about the past much of it untrue 020