Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Call it what you want, but I’ve consistently grown approximately 1 bread worth of wheat every year since 2020 2110
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Being the resident Guy Who Likes Farming means that when society inevitably collapses in like a year and a half, I will farm more for your sake. It is the burden I must shoulder. We are the few, the proud… the small scale backyard subsistence farmers 🫡 100
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Store got more stuff, but farming is fun when you do a little bit of it. A few tomato plants on the patio? Great. Pumpkins and melons out back? Divine. Leafy greens in a window box ? Free salad 24/7, baby. But when you gotta farm ALL the shit by yourself in order to survive or make money? THAT sucks 2130
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The Mewddha has reached rizzlightenment 061
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026order up for "ten head angus" not sure if its THE best, but its MY best. 040
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For context, I did this once before back in 2022. I loved it, but health issues prevented me from doing it again for a few years 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026SURPRISE! I’m doing a weekly Halloween themed animation challenge called Halloweekdays. First stream + video are coming THIS FRIDAY. For now here’s a trailer. Pretty spooky, right? #animation #art youtu.be/LZsszmQuMk4?...youtu.beIt's Baaack...YouTube video by Grahamcracker Toonz Productions 120
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh. That’s gore of my abuse goblin character. More please! 060
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I ran out of SpongeBob clips about numbers in the mid 20s to turn into mid-effort animated birthday posts so this year all you’re getting is this 001
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Well I guess hand stuff in the back corner booth of the club is TECHNICALLY a form of unity 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Finished batch of Halloween themed paintings because it’s freakin SPOoOoOoOoKY SEASON, baby! 010
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026with the ending of the year 0 AK, its finally time to prepare for the festivities of Kirkfire Night 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Gooning Point USA 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Enough with the teachable moments already. We need more jelqable moments. 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i just logged back into twitter for the first time in like a month to check on how the rest of the internet is doing and was immediately struck with the feeling of going back to your childhood home in the town you moved away from like 15 years ago and realizing that its not home to you anymore 010
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Ghosty Stuff is my favorite dirtbag left podcast. #nightinthewoods 020
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Someday I’m gonna send 12,000 of those novelty sound greeting cards that never turn off to the fuckass company that made that godawful “meowdoku” game that YouTube keeps advertising to me so that they have to deal with constant annoying interruptions just like they’ve forced me to 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026They’re alright durability wise. Their biggest weakness is bending. If you hit one at the wrong angle, it’ll snap. Luckily, they’re pretty easy to replace. There’s not exactly a shortage of pine needles in most places. 010
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026One day build: mini scrub brush! I made the handle of it from salvaged oak from a pallet board and the bristles from pine needles. I’m definitely gonna need to drill the bristle holes more densely on the next version, but I’m happy with this as a prototype #woodworking 130
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026We’re gonna be taking about the BONE BULGE We’re gonna be taking about the NOOK And we are DEFINITELY going to be talking about the EROGENOUS SHAME GLOBES 120
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Suck between a cock and a hard place 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Campaigning on establishing the universal right to Gamer Commons 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Angels And Demons. I’ve actually watched that one more than The DaVinci Code, which is what it’s a sequel to 110
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026scary moon with sinister intent 001
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Thanks for playing 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I love Ben Crystal’s performances of and lectures on Shakespeare. He has a really great understanding of Early Modern English, and is a great actor, so it really illustrates the meaning of the jokes and monologues in a way that reading just doesn’t get across. 010
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 07/02/2026we could easily pyramid scheme saffron into being free 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 07/02/2026its frankly ridiculous that saffron is like 4 trillion dollars per gram. you can buy a pack of like 15 saffron bulbs online for 20 bucks and grow it yourself. AND it grows back year after year and produces offshoot bulbs, so your harvest increases exponentially. 100
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I pity birds for having no physical reaction to capsaicin. They really don’t know what they’re missing. 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026kinda fucked up how the government has been treating the unsealing of the cannibal pedophile illuminati files like battle pass drops. seems like we should probably do something about that. 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026My second favorite genre of literature, just after Ryukyu Neo Noir 010
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Everything would be exactly the same, except the guys currently working for ICE would instead be part of various white nationalist terror groups that would do the same things they’re doing now, only without government approval and oversight. And Dems would allow it for the sake of “bipartisanship” 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Yeah iPhone, you’re totally right. My thumb resting slightly too long on the screen while scrolling WAS actually an intentional expression of interest in this Turning Point USA ad. Thanks for opening that link and redirecting me through 6 different browsers. That’s clearly what I wanted to do. 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 22/01/2026You’re telling me this thing collects 40 different forms of biometric data every quarter of a second and builds a detailed user profile of all my habits and interests, yet it CAN’T learn to ignore the side of my palm barely grazing 1 pixel on the edge of the screen? THAT counts as meaningful input? 100
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I swear to god, smartphones nowadays are designed specifically with the intention of being petulant and annoying. For inanimate objects, they sure have a lot of fucking nerve getting up to some of the shit they do. Stupid little bullshit fairy gadgets. 100
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 19/01/2026The desert is treacherous. You can’t afford to get to emotionally attached. 010
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Just updated my phone to iOS 26.2. Apple brought back the skeuomorphism. The Frutiger Aero Renaissance that TikTok influencers have been heralding for the past couple years has officially arrived. 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 16/01/2026just found out erich von daniken died a few days ago. hopefully that means that the aliens that ACTUALLY wrote all his books will finally be allowed to take rightful credit for their work 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 14/01/2026the basic setup was that on their first day stuck together, they write down a bucket list of everything they wanted to do over the summer, and have to come up with creative ways to actualize those plans while trapped in an empty, isolated school. i never got around to making it 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 14/01/2026i spent all of 2017 developing a miniseries concept about a group of high school kids who get accidentally locked in their school over the summer by a negligent janitor, and decide to make the most of it with cliche unsupervised teen antics (partying, turbulent romances, forming a shitty punk band) 100
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Personally I’ve just been doing a lot of this. This, and scheming. 1120
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 07/01/2026You may find yourself at times doing activities that feel ontologically French 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 05/01/2026i took too long to finish this and now everyone has moved on from the Jax Runs Over A Child meme #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus youtu.be/AwJWwWHBWcgyoutu.beJax Runs Over A Kid And Is Sentenced To Eternity In The Digital Circus #shorts #tadc #animationYouTube video by Grahamcracker Toonz Productions 010
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 03/01/2026kinda weird that zyn ads are something thats just allowed. cigarette advertising has been banned in the US on tv and radio since 1971, and smokeless tobacco advertising banned since 1986. but if you crystalize the nicotine FROM that tobacco and put it in a little bag, its apparently a-ok legally 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 02/01/2026i got a little too #darkwoke about a certain genocide-profiteering stranger things actor on twitter and they suspended me. figures those snowflakes cant handle the raw, unadulterated intellectual power of an antifa demigod 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 01/01/20262026 Patch Notes: During Woke 2, we're finally closing the genital-based-humor gap. Vaginas are funny now. 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I’m just here making my silly little cartoons and finishing them several days late for the holidays they’re about. Happy (Late) Halloween! youtube.com/shorts/O12Up...youtube.comNobody Tell Him Halloween Was Last Week #shorts #animationYouTube video by Grahamcracker Toonz Productions 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Daylight savings? More like Longest NOT, amirite fellas? 000
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Rated R for nasty style fucking 030
Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Ceci n’est pas un Scott 010