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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era)

@grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social
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•Art dweeb, animator, carpenter, small-scale farmer, failed YouTuber. •26. •Work may contain mature and scandalous themes (ye of high society beware). •I make cartoons here: www.youtube.com/@GrahamcrackerToonz

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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Call it what you want, but I’ve consistently grown approximately 1 bread worth of wheat every year since 2020
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Being the resident Guy Who Likes Farming means that when society inevitably collapses in like a year and a half, I will farm more for your sake. It is the burden I must shoulder. We are the few, the proud… the small scale backyard subsistence farmers 🫡
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Store got more stuff, but farming is fun when you do a little bit of it. A few tomato plants on the patio? Great. Pumpkins and melons out back? Divine. Leafy greens in a window box ? Free salad 24/7, baby. But when you gotta farm ALL the shit by yourself in order to survive or make money? THAT sucks
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Mewddha has reached rizzlightenment
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
order up for "ten head angus" not sure if its THE best, but its MY best.
LEFT: Gregg from Night In the Woods staring wide-eyed at Angus (also NITW) and trying desperately to suppress laughter. 
RIGHT: Angus stands slumped over with an unenthusiastic expression. The entire top of his head is shaved bald and gleaming in the light. A pair of text boxes next to him read, "Look Bug, the barber really fucked my shit up this time, alright" and "I'd appreciate it if you didn't laugh."
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For context, I did this once before back in 2022. I loved it, but health issues prevented me from doing it again for a few years
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SURPRISE! I’m doing a weekly Halloween themed animation challenge called Halloweekdays. First stream + video are coming THIS FRIDAY. For now here’s a trailer. Pretty spooky, right? #animation #art youtu.be/LZsszmQuMk4?...
youtu.be
It's Baaack...
YouTube video by Grahamcracker Toonz Productions
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh. That’s gore of my abuse goblin character. More please!
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I ran out of SpongeBob clips about numbers in the mid 20s to turn into mid-effort animated birthday posts so this year all you’re getting is this
A cartoon self portrait of me looking bewildered. Text on left reads “well gee sure looks like I’m 26 now!”
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well I guess hand stuff in the back corner booth of the club is TECHNICALLY a form of unity
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Finished batch of Halloween themed paintings because it’s freakin SPOoOoOoOoKY SEASON, baby!
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
with the ending of the year 0 AK, its finally time to prepare for the festivities of Kirkfire Night
screenshot of cheyenne tweet from dec 15, 2025, which reads "Just realized that what's been culturally happening with Charlie Kirk's likeness after his death (the kirkified images and videos, coinage of words like "lowkirkenuinly") is an almost exact repeat of what happened with Guy Fawkes since the 1600s"Drawing of a Guy Fawkes style mask, but with Charlie Kirk's face.

On left, an original poem reading:
Remember, remember
The Tenth of September
When the Nazi chud's neck vein was shot.
I see no reason
Why the chud-shooting season
Ever should be forgot.
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Gooning Point USA
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Enough with the teachable moments already. We need more jelqable moments.
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i just logged back into twitter for the first time in like a month to check on how the rest of the internet is doing and was immediately struck with the feeling of going back to your childhood home in the town you moved away from like 15 years ago and realizing that its not home to you anymore
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ghosty Stuff is my favorite dirtbag left podcast. #nightinthewoods
5 Panel comic  of Mae and Angus from Night in the Woods.

PANEL 1: Mae and Angus sit on a eerily lit podcast set with a sign reading "Ghosty Stuff" visible in the background. Text bubble above Angus reads "Welcome back to Ghosty Stuff. I'm Angus Delaney..." Text bubble above Mae Reads "And I'm Mae."

PANEL 2: Closeup of Angus. Text on the right of the panel reads, "This week's topic: Mothman. Who is he? *What* is he? Where did he come from? Is he truly an otherworldly portent of doom? A simple result of bystanders' misconceptions? Or perhaps, just an outright hoax?"

PANEL 3: Closeup on may as she leans over the table, pointing emphatically toward the screen. Her text box reads, "...And most importantly, what if Mothman was an elder Republican senator who was also gay and Italian? I think that would sound a little something like THIS-"

PANEL 4: an error screen reading "Technical Difficulties -  Ghosty stuff will be right back!" Below is the Ghosty Stuff mascot wearing construction gear and holding a wrench.

PANEL 5: On left, Angus sits hunched over in disappointment with his head in his hands. On left, Mae leans back in her chair cackling uncontrollably. Her text bubble reads, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP* HAHAHA HA HA HA HA... OH MY GOD. *COUGH* HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CAN'T BREATHE! CAN WE LEAVE THAT IN?"
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Someday I’m gonna send 12,000 of those novelty sound greeting cards that never turn off to the fuckass company that made that godawful “meowdoku” game that YouTube keeps advertising to me so that they have to deal with constant annoying interruptions just like they’ve forced me to
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
They’re alright durability wise. Their biggest weakness is bending. If you hit one at the wrong angle, it’ll snap. Luckily, they’re pretty easy to replace. There’s not exactly a shortage of pine needles in most places.
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
One day build: mini scrub brush! I made the handle of it from salvaged oak from a pallet board and the bristles from pine needles. I’m definitely gonna need to drill the bristle holes more densely on the next version, but I’m happy with this as a prototype #woodworking
Me holding the brush described in the postThe brush alone, sitting on a bamboo desk top.
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We’re gonna be taking about the BONE BULGE We’re gonna be taking about the NOOK And we are DEFINITELY going to be talking about the EROGENOUS SHAME GLOBES
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Suck between a cock and a hard place
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Campaigning on establishing the universal right to Gamer Commons
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Angels And Demons. I’ve actually watched that one more than The DaVinci Code, which is what it’s a sequel to
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
scary moon with sinister intent
Brightly colored drawing of a creepy moon grinning
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Thanks for playing
Screenshot from the Pilotredsun video Casino Night. In the background, a 3d animated man in a suit riding a roulette wheel. In the foreground, a shittily edited clip art marquee reads “That Right There is a Bust”
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I love Ben Crystal’s performances of and lectures on Shakespeare. He has a really great understanding of Early Modern English, and is a great actor, so it really illustrates the meaning of the jokes and monologues in a way that reading just doesn’t get across.
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
we could easily pyramid scheme saffron into being free
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
its frankly ridiculous that saffron is like 4 trillion dollars per gram. you can buy a pack of like 15 saffron bulbs online for 20 bucks and grow it yourself. AND it grows back year after year and produces offshoot bulbs, so your harvest increases exponentially.
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I pity birds for having no physical reaction to capsaicin. They really don’t know what they’re missing.
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
kinda fucked up how the government has been treating the unsealing of the cannibal pedophile illuminati files like battle pass drops. seems like we should probably do something about that.
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
My second favorite genre of literature, just after Ryukyu Neo Noir
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Everything would be exactly the same, except the guys currently working for ICE would instead be part of various white nationalist terror groups that would do the same things they’re doing now, only without government approval and oversight. And Dems would allow it for the sake of “bipartisanship”
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Yeah iPhone, you’re totally right. My thumb resting slightly too long on the screen while scrolling WAS actually an intentional expression of interest in this Turning Point USA ad. Thanks for opening that link and redirecting me through 6 different browsers. That’s clearly what I wanted to do.
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
You’re telling me this thing collects 40 different forms of biometric data every quarter of a second and builds a detailed user profile of all my habits and interests, yet it CAN’T learn to ignore the side of my palm barely grazing 1 pixel on the edge of the screen? THAT counts as meaningful input?
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I swear to god, smartphones nowadays are designed specifically with the intention of being petulant and annoying. For inanimate objects, they sure have a lot of fucking nerve getting up to some of the shit they do. Stupid little bullshit fairy gadgets.
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The desert is treacherous. You can’t afford to get to emotionally attached.
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Just updated my phone to iOS 26.2. Apple brought back the skeuomorphism. The Frutiger Aero Renaissance that TikTok influencers have been heralding for the past couple years has officially arrived.
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
just found out erich von daniken died a few days ago. hopefully that means that the aliens that ACTUALLY wrote all his books will finally be allowed to take rightful credit for their work
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
the basic setup was that on their first day stuck together, they write down a bucket list of everything they wanted to do over the summer, and have to come up with creative ways to actualize those plans while trapped in an empty, isolated school. i never got around to making it
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
i spent all of 2017 developing a miniseries concept about a group of high school kids who get accidentally locked in their school over the summer by a negligent janitor, and decide to make the most of it with cliche unsupervised teen antics (partying, turbulent romances, forming a shitty punk band)
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Personally I’ve just been doing a lot of this. This, and scheming.
Still of Michael Corleone from The Godfather sitting in a chair with bottom text reading, “Learn to sit back and observe, not everything needs a reaction.”
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
You may find yourself at times doing activities that feel ontologically French
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
i took too long to finish this and now everyone has moved on from the Jax Runs Over A Child meme #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus youtu.be/AwJWwWHBWcg
youtu.be
Jax Runs Over A Kid And Is Sentenced To Eternity In The Digital Circus #shorts #tadc #animation
YouTube video by Grahamcracker Toonz Productions
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
kinda weird that zyn ads are something thats just allowed. cigarette advertising has been banned in the US on tv and radio since 1971, and smokeless tobacco advertising banned since 1986. but if you crystalize the nicotine FROM that tobacco and put it in a little bag, its apparently a-ok legally
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
i got a little too #darkwoke about a certain genocide-profiteering stranger things actor on twitter and they suspended me. figures those snowflakes cant handle the raw, unadulterated intellectual power of an antifa demigod
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
2026 Patch Notes: During Woke 2, we're finally closing the genital-based-humor gap. Vaginas are funny now.
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I’m just here making my silly little cartoons and finishing them several days late for the holidays they’re about. Happy (Late) Halloween! youtube.com/shorts/O12Up...
youtube.com
Nobody Tell Him Halloween Was Last Week #shorts #animation
YouTube video by Grahamcracker Toonz Productions
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Daylight savings? More like Longest NOT, amirite fellas?
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Rated R for nasty style fucking
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Grahamcracker Toonz (Official Posting Era) @grahamcrackertoonz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Ceci n’est pas un Scott
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