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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A fish who he decides to name "Lady Fish," wants to take him to the Spawning Grounds shortly after meeting him, and doesn't mind or care that he's already married.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think this is the 3rd or 4th time he's promised something like this, and none of those other checks have materialized.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I love this joke. No notes, frame this, etc.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I wish they adapted her to either live action or animation as the primary active Batgirl. The little she's appeared, it's been as a cameo or side character. I'd argue she works the fear angle better than Batman actually does just from the mask and her silence.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I want to know why Jason thought it was preferable to live in the woods like a hermit rather than go back to his Mom and go, "Hey, I'm not dead."
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Reject Training. Return to Potato.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I feel like the directors just paid for the Matchbox title so they'd have some level of brand recognition to get people to see the movie.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It still baffles me that they didn't just recast Kang. You have a Character and a Saga where you can do that and it'd make sense. We've already seen 2 Mr. Fantastics, 2 Lokis and 3 Spider-Men in this Saga, so it's not like it would have been weird.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I turned 35 on the 15th, and I viscerally feel this.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
History repeats itself. Therefore, the joke about Taco Bell can continue due to the updated relevance.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I like to think that in this version of history, the Kool Aid Man's unconventional way of giving people drinks ( Crashing through Walls, taking people by surprise) inspired the US to do things the unconventional way when it came to fighting Britain.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm really hoping the backlash Sony is receiving from all over the place puts a damper on anything Microsoft might have been cooking up in the same vein. At the very least, it should postpone digital only plans for a few years if Sony actually backpedals.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It really feels like Microsoft and Sony have been working towards digital only by putting all these systems in place, only for Sony to shoot the scheme in the foot by jumping the gun and assuming the consumer reached the point to where they'd be okay with digital only.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I mean, it could be worse.
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Seemore Smoke Smoke Detector
ALT: Seemore Smoke Smoke Detector
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It's stuff like this that makes me question how much of it was "Well, it was as different time," and how much of it was "The Writer was using the medium to work through some things."
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The Horror Movie business really needs to correct this. We have plenty of iconic Horror villains, but when it comes to heroes, they're usually not the marquee draw. We have had some great protagonists, but they always get overshadowed by the monsters.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My crazy theory is that the villain that's jumping from body to body is actually the Green Goblin persona. All the magic that was at play in No Way Home makes me think something went wrong somewhere and resulted in the Persona separating from Norman Osborn. I'm probably wrong though.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
If Tom and Tobey Spider-Men meet again in Doomsday, I really want them to talk about the minutia of this and Tom Spider-Man being super uncomfortable with it. "Well, if your Web Hole starts to feel like it's chaffing, I just take a cotton swab with some ointment and stick it inside and....."
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Imagine if it's a reverse where the Grinch has to deal with someone who treats Halloween like he treated Christmas.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Wow. I don't like any of that. At all.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I really did not expect the saga to end with Xehanort going "Well, I know when I'm beat. Good game, everyone." It was........ strangely refreshing, if that makes any sense.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'm somehow imagining "The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent," but it's Weird Al and Mr. Mxyzptlk instead of Nicolas Cage and Pedro Pascal. Just my guess on the plot.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hahaha that's real funny. You can't tri WHAT THE HECK IT'S REAL?!?!? WITH GODZILLA TOO?!?!?!?!?
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I've had the theory that young Jean might have accidentally flipped a mental switch in Bobby's head and was unaware of doing it, and that's why there was some incongruities with Past Bobby & Modern Bobby at first after the reveal. The timeline was playing catch up to accommodate the change.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It also made more money in its 2nd weekend than its 1st. That sort of thing is rare for a movie. Especially so for a Horror movie.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Let's be honest. The original Resident Evil movies set the precedent for this since even though they lifted aspects from the games, they did their own thing too. If it'd been different, I might have more of a problem, but it's not. Besides, Weapons was great. I'll give Zach a chance on this.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Contextually, Homelander was soaking in a tub full of Milk. A very specific type of milk, and honestly, if you were to walk into that blind, yeah. I'd probably walk right out too.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Use as a comedic reaction. Any weird face can be used as such.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I feel like at some point, Beast probably conducted these types of experiments with the other X-Men to answer these sorts of questions. If ever there was a One-Shot I would want to manifest......... this'd be second right after something Squirrel Girl related.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
With the voice altering, CG Skull, and full bodysuit, it really feels like they're covering up the fact they hired Jared Leto.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
People migrating from X/Twitter were bound to bring their baggage with them. There being a whole process to this was to be expected. How long it takes to sort itself out remains to be seen.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Jerd and Nock.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The fact we know so little about the plot seemed refreshing at first, but it feels like the lack of marketing has gotten to the point where its hurt the films chances at the Box Office.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The A.I's essentially offer validation, and in some cases that isn't a good thing. Though, I'd argue that in all cases it isn't a good thing since it's disingenuous at best and dangerous at worst.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo and Grogu
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Punk and Grandma.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The fact Rick Baker played the asshole neighbor made it a bit funny in retrospect. Now I just want a Horror Comedy Movie that has a Bedsheet Ghost as the threat.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I'm kind of interested to see what they're going to do. Wonka ending up in jail for the events of the original story is something people joke about, but I wasn't expecting something official to actually go that route. Curious to see if the two separate Charlies will meet.
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Here’s Your First Taste of Charlie vs. the Chocolate Factory
Kit Connor and Taika Waititi are headed for a candy-coated showdown in the animated film.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Trump essentially doesn't want Iran to do its toll idea on the Strait. Blocking the Strait has been an effective tactic on Iran's part, but if they were to start making a steady stream of revenue from passage through the Strait? Trump hates that idea, so he's blocking the Strait altogether.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The Rescue Team should have all worn Chimp Masks. Uno Reverse the situation.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
One is egregiously worse than the other. Sure, there will be some unpleasant people wherever you go, but Twitter / X has it worse since they decided reining in bad behaviors wasn't a priority.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Which begs the question of what they get out of the deal. I highly doubt that money was given to them without something in return.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I will say, the trailer did cover up the fact that the fundamental difference between this one and other adaptations is that they swapped out the Horrors of a Corrupt Government with the Horrors of Capitalism.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
He's actually breaking Article 33 of the Geneva Convention, so announcing the plan is actually a war crime in and of itself. Intimidation and sowing terror in the civilian population of a conflict war zone is prohibited. National Courts or the ICC would have to handle him at that point.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
You get up to those types of numbers, then yes, your vote does matter more than you think. I remember that after Trump won the first time, I read that around 1/2 or at least a large amount of people didn't vote. I felt that nihilism around that time a bit, but I still voted. It is important.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The thing that a lot of these people who cling to that nihilism have to learn is that the problem isn't that they feel like that. The problem is in that a WHOLE TON of people feel like that. If one person feels like their vote doesn't matter, that's one thing. But 10,000? 100,000? Different story.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Robert Englund for King Boo. Anyone?
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
As far as I'm aware, they haven't officially announced a cancellation. They haven't announced another season either, so really, the fate of the show is in limbo until an official announcement is made.
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Graff Freelance @graff-freelance.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I've had the opposite happen. Some games have been long to the point to where I'm glad that it's finished. Had that happen with Assassins Creed Odyssey. I loved that game, but it felt overstuffed at points.
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