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Songbreeze Swifteye

@gradebmaple.bsky.social
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sometimes i write. mostly i lurk. she/her

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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Iolaus from Hercules The Legendary Journeys, played by Michael Hurst.
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
tumblr tweets: Some fellow named … how do I pronounced this? “Goncharov”? … tripped on a power cable and unplugged the server!

Jokes aside, apologies if Tumblr isn't working. We're working on a fix! Back ASAP.
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Gabrielle, Joxer, and Xena from Xena: Warrior Princess
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
"then perish" meme
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
A hidden email from the game Assassin's Creed Brotherhood from December 2000.

RE: Privatization
S. [presumably Scalia],
I have convinced Sandra to join the majority opinion [in Bush v. Gore]. The enticement of retirement under a Republican president tipped the scales. Although the ruling will differ from our previous decisions on Equal Protection, it will not call attention to our actual goals. With Sandra gone, we can pave the way for the key majority member of the Order [of Templars] to be seated. As discussed, W. [Bush] will prove the perfect distraction. I have no doubt he will restart animosities with Iraq. Let him, it will give C.'s [Cheney] contractors more work. When the time comes, I will make sure W. is given Roberts' name.

With Roberts on the court, it will only be a matter of waiting for the right case. After the destruction of Campaign Finance laws, the Company [Abstergo, the fictional Templar corporation] will be free to elect anyone they choose to the Senate, the House, and, eventually, the Presidency.

Soon, our hopes will be realized. Government will no longer derive its authority from the people, but from us, their protectors.

[Illegible signature]
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek
The spaceship Unreliable from The Outer Worlds
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
A popup in The Elder Scrolls Oblivion asking how long you would like to sleep.
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
destiel news meme. Cas says "I love you," and Dean replies, "I love you too. Let's not think about anything else at all today."
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
A brown tabico cat curled up in a white basket.
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Happy Halloween.
A jack-o'-lantern carved as a steam locomotive.A jack-o'-lantern carved as an axolotl.
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
I quilted this.
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,392,951! I think I popped in right as it opened up.
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
This is how I'm going to respond to all unwanted flirtations going forward.
Three Mass Effect dialogue options responding to Liara's romantic interest. "Unacceptable!" is highlighted.
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
A container of small blue and red potatoes fresh from the garden. Also a yellow squash.
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
I am so dateable and here is proof
A photo of two sugar baby watermelons a week or two from harvestA cantaloupe, still growing, shaded by a huge yellow squash plant.A well-laden blackberry bush
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
Unsolicited Click pick
Click the mouse from Between the Lions. She is a computer mouse stylized like an animal mouse.
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
Saw the sun turn black and spread darkness across the land. Also saw this dude!!
A male wood duck standing on top of a dead, broken tree trunk.
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist, who is it?
A photo of a Jehovah's witness pamphlet with Jesus on the front.
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Songbreeze Swifteye @gradebmaple.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
I appreciate that he saved my baby brother! but so did Anders and I don't want to make Anders cry (more) so...sorry mustache man! Wait hold on the most horrifying emoji just appeared on my predictive text. Oh it's a sticker. A cyclops emoji? Sorry, I had to inflict that on everyone else.
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