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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Welcome to the Bismarck's kitchen! A better lunch spot in all of Eorzea you will not find! Totofu's worked back here for a year now, and come to grips with her position in the food chain. With her sights set on ever-tastier dishes, what might the future hold for this high quality ingredient? 😋

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

HOW FAR DOES YOUR CHARACTER MAKE IT IN THE TOTOFUVERSE GAUNTLET?

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

(CW: Cooking!) Maybe... in this one particular circumstance... the customer may have been right... 😓

Totofu touching herself with her cookbook flipped open to page 176, imagining herself being prepared this way.

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

18. Totofu and Dodofumi were both raised by their grandmother! No blood relation, obviously 😆 She raised them both with love and care, though Totofu still does not know where she went, and hasn't seen her in over a year now.

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

17. Totofu has one older brother, Dodofumi! He's a bit less than a year older, but is fiercely protective of his sister. Knowing she works in a kitchen for a living keeps him up at night 😅

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

✨Do you believe in magic?✨ In a young girl's heart, How her music can free you whenever it starts? 🎶 (Featuring @realpurplehours.bsky.social showing how dreams can come true!)

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

6. She doesn't think too much on fashion. She's still a bit new to the city, and fashion trends aren't something she pays much attention to. She owns a couple fancier pieces, but they are mostly ones she's gotten as gifts.

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm in the mood to yap! One like gets one answer, but feel free to ask your own question as well!! 😊

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

(CW: Cooking, Vore!) Totofu's been caught in @lalalucierena.bsky.social's clutches! She tries to talk her way out, but this dragoness is something of a chef herself... 😁

Lucierena examines this delicious little thing she's just caught.
Totofu: "Hold on, you don't want to eat me raw, right? If you let me go for a minute, I could definitely-"
Lucierena: "You're absolutely right! I SHOULD cook you first!"

Luci breathes fire all over Totofu, flash-frying her 😆
Lucierena: "I'll order the Dragoness Special... MEDIUM RARE!"

Luci marvels at her steaming hot, freshly-cooked meal.
Lucierena: "There, ready in a flash! You look just like how they do them up at the Bismarck! (And you smell just as good, too!)"

Luci sits down in her lair ready to relax and enjoy her meal. She holds the roast Totofu like a burger.
Lucierena: "Mmm... Just the right amount of crispy... Roast lalafells make the best afternoon snacks!"

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tweaksie Pop? 😋 (With @lostshell.bsky.social, sweet as she is!)

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A rump you could bounce a coin off of... Or stick a fork into! 😋

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Totofu has a brother named Dodofumi! He currently works in the Fisher's Guild in Limsa Lominsa. He's incredibly protective of her 🙂‍↕️ They were raised together by their grandmother, but they haven't seen her in a while.

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

(CW: Cooking!) Anyone hoping to get a taste of Totofu had better be sure to meet her Auntie Brioche's high standards!! She's the greatest wingwoman a chef could ask for! 😍 (Thank you @daesphoria.etheirys.social for looking out for my girl! 😊)

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

With Totofu having worked at the Bismarck for almost a year now (real time!), I thought she might be due for an appearance update! New hair, a curvier bod, and a whole lot more confidence in her work! 😋

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"I've gotta hurry!! If I don't get this new evidence to the courthouse before the judge hands down his ruling, then... No, I can't even bear to think about it!" (I've been on an Ace Attorney kick lately, and was thinking Totofu would make a cute witness or assistant 😆)

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's a really old Miku animation 🤣 It comes with a dangerously catch song, too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCO6...

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"This is Tofu-niece! Auntie Bri's recommendation, for your bedroom or your diet!" @daesphoria.etheirys.social playing wingwoman for her cute niece Totofu at the festival! She's doing her best to make sure Totofu goes home with someone who deserves her, in whichever way Totofu is in the mood for 🥰😋

Brioche showing Totofu off. She has a hand down the front of Totofu's shorts, cheeky little auntie 🤭

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Two heaping helpings of lalafell thigh, coming right up! 😋

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Having more fun playing with food props... 😋 This makes a cute Valentione's dress, don't you think?

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"Careful... These are shark-infested waters!" 😁 Managed to catch a little bit of time at the pool with @abelarsdesire.bsky.social before the Faire ends! 🥰

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Now's your chance to leave the Bismarck some customer feedback! 🥰

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

He's a distractingly cute coworker! It's not often Totofu meets somebody with passion for craft equal to her own! The two could probably go on for hours 🥰

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Seeing some Magic stuff on the timeline made me want to post this Totofu design I made a while ago! (Couldn't resist giving her some nasty artifact synergy 🤣)

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

(CW: Cooking!) A great celebration has come to Eorzea, and the Culinary Guild has been called to handle the catering! Totofu has survived trials and tribulations in the culinary world, but today she faces her greatest challenge yet...! #TotofuMainCourse 🍽

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

(CW: Cooking!) Over her time at the Bismarck, Totofu has become quite the seasoned chef! However... there are still some dishes she's yet to cook... 😨 To be continued in #TotofuMainCourse 🍽... Things are heating up! 🔥

1. Totofu looking up at the Culinarian banner outside the Bismarck
(Well, I've been at the Bismarck for almost a year now, and I've managed to stay out of the oven!)
2. Totofu walking through the kitchen
(Lyngsath told me that he'd rather have me as a top chef than as a menu item. I love working here!)
3. Totofu basting a steak in a pan
(He's had me work with plenty of lalafell dishes, though. He says I'm better at cooking them than he is!)
4. Totofu leaving work, pointedly avoiding looking at another lalafell being waved into the back room by Jossy
(They've never made me help "restock." Which is fine by me! I don't think I have the stomach for it...)

Totofu with an anxious, surprised expression on her face as she looks at a slightly embarrassed, naked Eoie on a plate at her prep station.
Totofu: (So it came as quite a surprise when one day, I had to...)
Totofu: "ROAST SOMEBODY WHOLE?!"

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

QRP with your most popular piece on Bluesky! (You guys *really* liked the feet pic... 😂)

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

(CW: Amputee, Cooking!) Totofu's positive outlook in the kitchen can't be defeeted! 😊

Totofu monologuing. This is a parody of the classic "Stolen Bike" comic, but with Totofu's feet missing instead of a bike being stolen.

"My feet got cooked recently."
"I was pretty bummed out about it..."
"But I think whoever ordered them was more happy to eat them than I was happy to walk on them. The world's total happiness has increased!"
"So, whatever."

(Jossy is in the background, asking, "Hey Totofu, could we get a hand?")

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Went to Mor Dhona with @pockettweak.bsky.social to gank some invaders with the new Bastion weapons! 😁

Totofu and Tweak power-posing, each holding two doors and dressed like Dark Souls characters with no other equipment. It's styled like a youtube video by "Roasted Pineapple"

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

(CW: Implied Cooking!) Whether out of genuine gift-giving spirit or not-so-subtle hinting, Totofu does end up with a lot of these cookbooks... 😅 (She does read them, at least!)

Totofu being handed a cookbook by the viewer, who is suggesting that one of the recipes inside would be perfect for her.

Totofu back home, about to put the cookbook down on a large stack of books. She remarks that although she already has this one, at least it was a good pick.

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

(CW: Cooking!) She knows what it's like to be Burger...

Totofu, daydreaming about herself being roasted and eaten: I know what it's like to be Prey... to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it's my purpose to be Consumed...
Dodofumi: Totofu, prey runs away. You're something else.

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

No matter what kind of banquet you're planning, no matter how large the ensemble, there's one ingredient that will always bring it all together! 😋

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

(CW: Vore!) ...This might be the dumbest thing I've posed so far 🤣

The "Saddam Hussein's Hiding Place" meme, but with Totofu inside Ashtara's stomach

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

(CW: Amputee!) Totofu picked up a side gig working for a fashion boutique, as a mannequin! ...At least she *thought* it was going to be a side gig... 😅

Totofu modeling a very frilly outfit. Her arms and legs have been removed, and she's mounted on a pole.

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

"It's a shame you're so small... You've got four hungry mouths to feed, don't you know?" @kirinalbright.bsky.social's Albrights family spending some time with their favorite little morsel! 🥰

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

(CW: Cooking!) The Bismarck underwent a small renovation recently, and Totofu couldn't be more pleased with it! #TotofuMainCourse 🍽

Lyngsath: Mornin', Totofu! Oh, ye won't be needin' that stool anymore... Come over here! We got ye yer own cookin' station! Figured we ought to, with a lalafell as qualified as you around!
Totofu: Oh my gosh?! it's perfect! It's sized just for me! I can reach everything! It's all right in front of me, oh gosh! Thank you so much!!
Jossy: Now, don' you think we should start it off with a nice, juicy lalafell steak?
Totofu: T-that would be a waste, right? You just got me this stovetop, after all...
Lyngsath: Not made out of ye, she's just messin' with ye. We do need ye to get this one cookin', though.

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

My entire world has been rocked... Did you know how many food props are housing items? 😍

Totofu holding a plate of steak, chips, and broccoli!

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

(CW: Cooking!) So, how about that heat lately...? 😓

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

"Take my hand, and run away! This moment only lasts a day, So please won't you stay by my side, and hold me 'til I melt away?" Totofu's having a burgeoning idol career in Solution 9!

Totofu singing in an idol outfit in Solution 9! Her arms and legs are holographic projections.

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🍽 Seasoned Culinarian Totofu! 🍖 @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

(CW: Amputee!) Upon discovering that her natural arms and legs would more than pay for it, Totofu decides to hop on the latest fashion trend in Solution 9: holo-limbs! The engineer who helped fit her with them was very kind... 😊(And so was @kokosonlybuns.bsky.social for loaning me this mod!)

Totofu sitting on the counter nervously, slightly apprehensive about parting with her limbs. The eldite merchant shows her where they're going to make the cut, and assures her it won't hurt a bit.

Totofu, considerably abbreviated, looking wistfully at a steel tray with her arms and legs laid neatly together. The merchant waves to her from the back counter, fetching her payment.

Mirim helping Totofu with her newly-fitted prosthetic limbs!

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