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Johnny Owens

@gracklehq.com
308 followers 196 following 421 posts

He/They Creator of GrackleHQ, Tools Engineer for games, Popcorn Enthusiast

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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 31/08/2026
Wow Fred.
Fred the cat.
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 22/08/2026
Won a volleyball tournament tonight 🏆
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 27/07/2026
"Ima Fight" meme with the text: 

"ok ima fight a raccoon"

"damn raccoons got hands"
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 09/07/2026
How your email finds me:
A half-sheared ram.
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 18/06/2026
The ordering of this is incredible:
Synonyms

    - butter my butt and call me a biscuit
    - dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians
    - fuck me gently with a chainsaw
    - I'll be
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 15/06/2026
Probably the best picture I've ever taken:
A picture of three sheep on a hillside in Scotland, god rays peeking through the clouds behind them.
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 06/04/2026
He shramp
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 16/03/2026
Out here making choices
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 14/03/2026
Playing Johann Sebastian Joust in the lounge in the year of our lord MMXXVII
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 22/02/2026
Loved the Olympic Figure Skating Gala, AKA Eurovision On Ice.
Gold medalist Mikhail Shaidorov in a panda costume and robe, laid out over the Olympics rings, during his Kung Fu Panda Gala skate.
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 21/02/2026
Fred is currently being investigated by the IOC and WADA for the use of banned Cuteness Enhancing Drugs.
A very cute cat
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 11/02/2026
peak Wikipedia humor
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 04/02/2026
Olympics sicko mode, engage!
A screenshot of a four-screen multi-view of Olympic curling.
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 28/01/2026
After 3 months of vet appointments, ear drops, steroids, antibiotics, surgery, mass biopsies, and a lot of stress for all of us, The Fredster's ears finally have a clean bill of health! We got a happy, healthy boy here 🧡
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 02/01/2026
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 19/12/2025
It's Freddie Friday! Beware the Walking Fred!
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 17/12/2025
Lingo 2: I love the new sub-genre of Witness-like games, often more than I liked The Witness, and this is one of the best I've played. This game consumed me for weeks. You don't need to have played Lingo 1, in fact, play 2 first, it's more approachable. store.steampowered.com/app/2523310/...
A Screenshot of Lingo 2.
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 12/12/2025
It's Freddie Friday! He's just mad because he was caught Fred-handed.
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 06/12/2025
It's Freddy Friday! Fred is taking a nap after all of his hard work for the Galactic Frederation
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 03/12/2025
I mean that tracks
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 29/11/2025
It's Freddie Friday! Have some Fred Beans.
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 21/11/2025
It's Freddie Friday! Fred was sleeping on @ashleyruhl.bsky.social 's lap, I sat down next to her with a blanket, and he got up to snuggle with me. It was Grand Theft Gato.
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 14/11/2025
Happy Freddie Friday! Remember to take your Fredicine today.
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 08/11/2025
Happy Freddie Friday from the Apex Fredator
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 31/10/2025
A spooky Freddie Friday from the Fredmaster
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 24/10/2025
Happy Freddie Friday to all you Fred Heads out there
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 17/10/2025
It's Freddie Friday! He's here to issue you a new line of Freddit.
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 13/10/2025
I can't with this cat omg
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 10/10/2025
omg
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 10/10/2025
It's Freddie Friday! Presenting the leader of the Frederal Government
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 03/10/2025
It's Freddie Friday! Now for your weekly dose of existential Fred.
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 26/09/2025
Happy Freddie Friday everyone
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 26/09/2025
Fred is listening
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 24/09/2025
Fred bed.
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 13/09/2025
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 10/09/2025
A loaf of Fred
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 05/09/2025
It's Freddie Friday! Freddie is unaware
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 29/08/2025
omg freddie you're the best
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 27/08/2025
Squirrel dgaf
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 20/08/2025
When the recipe calls for three cloves of garlic:
Three of the biggest god damn garlic cloves I've ever seen in my entire life. Like Jesus Christ HEB, where the fuck did you find those? What Garlic Devil did you sell your grocery soul to for garlic this big. That bulb must have been the size of a grapefruit, fuck. Like, you don't understand how big these fuckers are. I'm not a small man, those are not a small man's hands, those are just huge fucking garlic cloves. These are the kinda of garlic cloves that would break your window when the neighbor kids are using them as a ball for a game of street sickball, like they're a bunch of 1940's Brooklyn children having some fun before going back to salvaging scrap metal for the war effort. Fuck, I've seen entire bulbs smaller than one of these fuckers. Who asked for this? Well, me clearly, I mean, I bought them. I saw them on the shelves and went "oh fuck hello who are you you're coming home with me tonight". The market is there, and it's me. But like, it's sold by the weight, so it's not, like, a discount or anything. It's just. Like. So fucking big.
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 25/07/2025
Squirrel, you know it's true
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 02/07/2025
14 years ago today, we adopted an amazing little kitty named Ratchet. Monday morning, we had to say goodbye to him. He was an incredible companion, a constant source of joy in our lives. Rest easy buddy, I'm gonna miss you every day 🧡
An orange tabby cat named Ratchet napping in a cat bed with his front paws curled upAn orange tabby named Ratchet laying in a blanket fort, looking to the leftAn orange tabby named Ratchet sound asleep An orange tabby named Ratchet sitting on a rainbow
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 25/04/2025
I don't get this scoring
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 18/04/2025
Made some new friends 🧡
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 18/04/2025
Had an absolute blast. Got compliments from some locals on having Giants color hair 🧡
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 18/04/2025
At a Yakult Swallow v Yomiuri Giants game, and this is WILD. Accidentally ended up in the away team supporters' section lol
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 13/04/2025
Foods
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 13/04/2025
Randoms
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 13/04/2025
This city is so big, it's overwhelming
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Johnny Owens @gracklehq.com · 13/04/2025
PoGo Battle Zone
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