Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Good2Grow Juices $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying. 000
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026How I draw after giving birth to my daughter: 010
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026That phone scammers still bother with “neighbor spoofing” is so funny to me as a Millennial. All 10 people I want to talk to from my hometown are already in my phone 😂 000
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I, for one, am SHOCKED that the “peed yourself” jeans didn’t sell well 000
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Oh yeah, I have skeletons in my closet. And witches, ghosts, black cats, stuffed pumpkins, fake spiderwebs . . . I mean, it IS a Halloween decorations closet, after all 010
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This video is so “graphic design is my passion”-coded 010
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It would probably not surprise you to learn that “Toxic Love” from FernGully was originally hornier and scarier. Idk what they expected, having hired Frank-N-Furter/Pennywise the Dancing Clown. RIP legend, you dropped this 👑 021
Reposted by Grace Kelley🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared. 158393148505
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Who amongst us hasn’t ended a night out with your legs up over your head and flames shooting out your butt? 100
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I make so many Ship of Theseus jokes and tbh I’m not really sure where or when they started. Almost like . . . 000
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Just saw an Etsy commercial that said “celebrate being human.” On the platform that’s barely regulating AI slop? Uh, you first, Etsy 🙄 000
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026USPS, sweetheart . . . it makes it really difficult to defend you when you pull shit like this (For context, I live in Atlanta) 120
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I saw a piece of writing advice online that said write your first draft in Comic Sans or some other atrocious font so it gets done and you’re not too precious about it, and then your other drafts can be in a normal font. Chat, I regret to inform you that this works 😔 110
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If you didn’t vote for Harris, you voted for *squints* Rowling Fuckin’ K. Joanne to destroy public health 040
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Penelope said she would finally choose a suitor when she cleared her email inbox, but every night, she sent emails to herself to fill her inbox again . . . 041
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Every Mamdani policy is like “oh hey, did y’all know the orphan-crushing machine has an off switch?” 031
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Me: “Wait . . . why is that, in the movie ‘Cars,’ they refer to this pair of Miatas as the ‘twins?’ Twins implies they were born at the same time in a live birth . . . do the cars in the Cars universe have that concept?” My husband, gently: “I think there are better uses of your time” 100
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Typed my symptoms into WebMD and it diagnosed me with anxiety. And here people said WebMD isn’t a real doctor 100
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Me at 13: “If anyone finds out I’m on my period, I will simply pass away” Me in my 30’s with an open box of Tampax under my arm, waiting in line at the post office: “Maybe they’ll be nice to me if they see this” 000
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 11/06/2026“250th anniversary of the US” celebrations and items just make me depressed. It’s like going to the anniversary celebration of parents who really should have gotten divorced a long time ago 000
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Happy Pride to all the bird lesbians out there 000
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Well, that’s one way to end a work Zoom call 000
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I got my first tattoo last week and I hate when people ask if it hurt. I’m a woman who has had medical procedures within the American healthcare system. I half expected my tattoo artist to condescend to me, “You may feel a little pinch” 100
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I hate Trump for a lot of reasons; one of the more benign ones is that I can no longer sign off work emails with “Thank you for your attention to this matter!” 000
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I think this trend is dying down thank GOD, but ATLiens need to cool it on the Hennessy-flavored or -infused everything. Unless it’s like The Varsity and we’re hyping it up so tourists and transplants won’t be able to drive, in which case, carry on 000
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Oh sure, Odysseus takes 10 years to get home from the Trojan War and it’s a “classic epic poem;” meanwhile, I take 10 business days to put away laundry I folded and I “have ADHD” 010
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Watching the first Trolls movie with my daughter and I just can’t suspend my disbelief. The movie wants me to be *sad* when Russell Brand gets eaten 130
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 11/05/2026“Why aren’t the orphans cheering for our advances in orphan-crushing machines?” 041
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Cats: see demons that aren’t there Dogs: see demons that are there, but they’re disguised as common gray squirrels 010
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Microwaves: *have a “popcorn” button* Microwave popcorn packages: “Whatever you do, do NOT use your microwave’s popcorn button” 100
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 29/04/2026My husband: “You’re . . . eating a taco in one hand and holding a book in the other?” Me:media.tenor.coma woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt says " what like it 's hard "Alt: Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon) has her blonde hair pulled up into a ponytail. She’s wearing glasses and a green sweater. She says "What, like it’s hard?” 000
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Devastating story. An English teacher of mine and I were once discussing grief and 9/11 and she said “The days after never stop” www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...newyorker.comA Chernobyl Widow’s Tragedy, Forty Years LaterNataliia Khodymchuk lived in memory of her late husband, Valerii, the first worker to die in the nuclear meltdown at Chernobyl, until she fell victim to Russian aggression 40 years later. 000
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Slowly introducing other Idina Menzel roles to my toddler daughter, like Elphaba is “Green Elsa,” Shelby from Glee is “Ryan Murphy Elsa,” Elizabeth from If/Then is “Divorced Elsa,” and Maureen from Rent is “Slutty Elsa” 110
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 25/04/2026The Moon will help us see Uranus? Never change, astronomy 010
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 25/04/2026. . . I can think of another news story involving Donald Trump that I’m more looking forward to 010
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Euphoria followed by Chernobyl, what is this, summer 2019 again? 100
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Portraits I drew before I learned face proportions: 100
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I was a gifted student, and when I was 12, my other gifted friends and I were selected for the Duke Talent Program to take the SATs at age 12. Not the Pre-SATs, the real deal. I scored abysmally lol and it’s like “yeah, numb nuts, I’m 12” So yeah, sometimes it’s literally this. Many such cases 010
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 02/04/2026The weekly Microsoft Office product bug-fix update waits for no one, not even if you’re going to the moon 000
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I bought some cheese at Trader Joe’s that was labeled “snackable cheese,” and I just want to say that any cheese is snackable if you believe in yourself 010
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 02/04/2026How is Jack Black related to the moon missions? Hint: his mother’s Wikipedia link is blue, but not because he’s a *Hollywood* nepo baby per se . . . 110
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I like when Jesus is depicted as having an 8-pack. Body bread and blood wine? No . . . body tea 000
Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Me at age 11 AI 🤝 Can’t draw hands so just . . . won’t 020