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I can’t believe I put my Crocs in sports mode for this.

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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Good2Grow Juices $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying.
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How I draw after giving birth to my daughter:
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That phone scammers still bother with “neighbor spoofing” is so funny to me as a Millennial. All 10 people I want to talk to from my hometown are already in my phone 😂
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I, for one, am SHOCKED that the “peed yourself” jeans didn’t sell well
A social media ad for Wrangler jeans: a blonde white woman with a cream-colored cowboy hat leans against an old gas pump. She is wearing blue jeans that are lighter on the outside and get increasingly darker blue towards the crotch area. It has an unfortunate effect of making it look like her lap is wet
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh yeah, I have skeletons in my closet. And witches, ghosts, black cats, stuffed pumpkins, fake spiderwebs . . . I mean, it IS a Halloween decorations closet, after all
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This video is so “graphic design is my passion”-coded
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It would probably not surprise you to learn that “Toxic Love” from FernGully was originally hornier and scarier. Idk what they expected, having hired Frank-N-Furter/Pennywise the Dancing Clown. RIP legend, you dropped this 👑
Screenshot from the IMDb trivia page for FernGully: “The original lyrics to the movie's song "Toxic Love", performed by Tim Curry, had obvious sexual themes/implications, and various verses from the original song were cut and or re-written to make the song more appropriate for a family movie. The original lyrics can still be found, but the song's full version was never used.”

“Tim Curry's original voice recordings were so eerie and sinister that it made children cry during test screenings. Curry had to be called back in for some less intimidating retakes.”
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Who amongst us hasn’t ended a night out with your legs up over your head and flames shooting out your butt?
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I make so many Ship of Theseus jokes and tbh I’m not really sure where or when they started. Almost like . . .
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just saw an Etsy commercial that said “celebrate being human.” On the platform that’s barely regulating AI slop? Uh, you first, Etsy 🙄
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
USPS, sweetheart . . . it makes it really difficult to defend you when you pull shit like this (For context, I live in Atlanta)
A screenshot of the USPS tracking website showing the package originated in Orlando, FL on July 7th and was in Atlanta on July 9th before weirdly being diverted to Denver, CO on July 14th
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I saw a piece of writing advice online that said write your first draft in Comic Sans or some other atrocious font so it gets done and you’re not too precious about it, and then your other drafts can be in a normal font. Chat, I regret to inform you that this works 😔
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If you didn’t vote for Harris, you voted for *squints* Rowling Fuckin’ K. Joanne to destroy public health
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Penelope said she would finally choose a suitor when she cleared her email inbox, but every night, she sent emails to herself to fill her inbox again . . .
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tweet on X from Dr Naomi Wolf: “No! No!!”
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Every Mamdani policy is like “oh hey, did y’all know the orphan-crushing machine has an off switch?”
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Me: “Wait . . . why is that, in the movie ‘Cars,’ they refer to this pair of Miatas as the ‘twins?’ Twins implies they were born at the same time in a live birth . . . do the cars in the Cars universe have that concept?” My husband, gently: “I think there are better uses of your time”
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Typed my symptoms into WebMD and it diagnosed me with anxiety. And here people said WebMD isn’t a real doctor
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Me at 13: “If anyone finds out I’m on my period, I will simply pass away” Me in my 30’s with an open box of Tampax under my arm, waiting in line at the post office: “Maybe they’ll be nice to me if they see this”
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“250th anniversary of the US” celebrations and items just make me depressed. It’s like going to the anniversary celebration of parents who really should have gotten divorced a long time ago
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Happy Pride to all the bird lesbians out there
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Call me when he visits a Waffle House
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Well, that’s one way to end a work Zoom call
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I got my first tattoo last week and I hate when people ask if it hurt. I’m a woman who has had medical procedures within the American healthcare system. I half expected my tattoo artist to condescend to me, “You may feel a little pinch”
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I hate Trump for a lot of reasons; one of the more benign ones is that I can no longer sign off work emails with “Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I think this trend is dying down thank GOD, but ATLiens need to cool it on the Hennessy-flavored or -infused everything. Unless it’s like The Varsity and we’re hyping it up so tourists and transplants won’t be able to drive, in which case, carry on
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Oh sure, Odysseus takes 10 years to get home from the Trojan War and it’s a “classic epic poem;” meanwhile, I take 10 business days to put away laundry I folded and I “have ADHD”
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Watching the first Trolls movie with my daughter and I just can’t suspend my disbelief. The movie wants me to be *sad* when Russell Brand gets eaten
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I’ve been saying this for years lol
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“Why aren’t the orphans cheering for our advances in orphan-crushing machines?”
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The Quizno’s hamsters, hands down
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Cats: see demons that aren’t there Dogs: see demons that are there, but they’re disguised as common gray squirrels
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Microwaves: *have a “popcorn” button* Microwave popcorn packages: “Whatever you do, do NOT use your microwave’s popcorn button”
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
My husband: “You’re . . . eating a taco in one hand and holding a book in the other?” Me:
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a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt says " what like it 's hard "
Alt: Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon) has her blonde hair pulled up into a ponytail. She’s wearing glasses and a green sweater. She says "What, like it’s hard?”
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Devastating story. An English teacher of mine and I were once discussing grief and 9/11 and she said “The days after never stop” www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...
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A Chernobyl Widow’s Tragedy, Forty Years Later
Nataliia Khodymchuk lived in memory of her late husband, Valerii, the first worker to die in the nuclear meltdown at Chernobyl, until she fell victim to Russian aggression 40 years later.
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Slowly introducing other Idina Menzel roles to my toddler daughter, like Elphaba is “Green Elsa,” Shelby from Glee is “Ryan Murphy Elsa,” Elizabeth from If/Then is “Divorced Elsa,” and Maureen from Rent is “Slutty Elsa”
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The Moon will help us see Uranus? Never change, astronomy
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
. . . I can think of another news story involving Donald Trump that I’m more looking forward to
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Graphic design is my neurodivergence
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Euphoria followed by Chernobyl, what is this, summer 2019 again?
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Portraits I drew before I learned face proportions:
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Top image with Jerry saying, "You're crying because of Artemis II?"

Bottom image with George saying, "The spirit of space travel got to me."

Jerry then says, "Alright."
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I was a gifted student, and when I was 12, my other gifted friends and I were selected for the Duke Talent Program to take the SATs at age 12. Not the Pre-SATs, the real deal. I scored abysmally lol and it’s like “yeah, numb nuts, I’m 12” So yeah, sometimes it’s literally this. Many such cases
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The weekly Microsoft Office product bug-fix update waits for no one, not even if you’re going to the moon
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I bought some cheese at Trader Joe’s that was labeled “snackable cheese,” and I just want to say that any cheese is snackable if you believe in yourself
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
How is Jack Black related to the moon missions? Hint: his mother’s Wikipedia link is blue, but not because he’s a *Hollywood* nepo baby per se . . .
Wikipedia article screenshot: “Early life
Thomas Jacob Black[2] was born in Santa Monica, California,[3] on August 28, 1969,[4] the son of satellite engineers Thomas William Black and Judith Love Cohen.[5]”
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I like when Jesus is depicted as having an 8-pack. Body bread and blood wine? No . . . body tea
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Grace Kelley @gracefacesplace.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Me at age 11 AI 🤝 Can’t draw hands so just . . . won’t
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