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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮

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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
so ready
a grinning emoji rubbing it's hands together slyly with text: "when the native seeds need to be packed"
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a very important collection of recipes i added to the family recipe binder as a child
handwritten recipe for Chocolate Shakes: 3 large scoops vanilla ice cream, 1/2 Tablespoon cocoa powder, splash vanilla extract, splash milk, 2 tblspoons chocolate syrup Directions: Combine all ingredients and blend. 
A magazine clippings for Morning Chippers (chocolate chips added to pre-made pancake batter, likely from American Girl magazine. a small recipe for baked custard, probably from a bottle of vanilla, a handwritten rexipe for "Spagette Sauce" on a purple capital A sticky note, it is largely illegible bit definitely includes meatballs
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think the choosing texas song is good and a real earworm!!!
Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech guy prepared to defend Ella Langley
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I do enjoy living in philly! and i know it would be hard for me to get a job that could actually sustain me *not* living in a city!! but....
a small rodent basking in the sun through a window. it looks like he wants to be let out so so so bad. YEARNING FOR THE OUTDOORS
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
every time I go on vacation I am reminded of how much I miss not living in a city
a beautiful sunrise over the river with a perfect reflection framed by trees180 degrees from the sunrise, a double rainbow over the rivera wonderful marsh as seen from the boardwalkthe big ole dipper seen in the night sky, many other stars can be seen around it
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
when I get the notice my library hold is ready to be picked up the night before I leave at 7am for a 10 day trip and thus will miss the entire duration of my hold pickup time
a deer looking at the camer with it's jaw a bit askew so it looks concerned/confused.
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
transit app seemingly showing detours on the route now
Dr Melfi speaking to Tony Soprano saying "Last week, you mentioned that 'it's over', but this week you say 'we're back'. What changed?" 
and in this scenario I am tony because the bus route i take to work is majorly impacted by a bridge closure for the next two years but it is sooooo okay now because I can more accurately tell when the bus is coming/going/arriving at my destination due to the transit app update that shows detours and stops along a detour
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the turtles at the campus pond will never know how much joy they bring me 🥲
two larger turtles swimming in a pond with orange fish behind thema larger turtle chilling in a planter bag with grass and a medium-small turtle sunning itself on a loga wee baby turtle splayed out on a log
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm glad I've curated a brand
Hello! A very random offer for you. I’m slowly but surely packing to move, and I’m stumbling across a lot of stuff that I didn’t realize I had… things like 240 postcard stamps. I know you love a postcard, any interest 240 stamps?? They have pictures of barns on them
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I have never been more seen at work
A teams message starting with the URL for review of The Bean Book in Library Journal
"Good morning! Would you like to own a copy of the bean book? There's a copy at my desk that we don't have room for in 210, taking it off my hands will make the move even more delightful. Thank you for considering." 
I reacted with a surprised face emoji
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Last photo of previous apartment's mostly postcard wall
the wall above a wooden sideboard covered in various postcards, cards, and small artworks.
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Dr. Melfi speaking to Tony Soprano saying "Last week, you mentioned that 'it's over,' but this week you say 'we're back.' What changed?"
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
a moodboard
normalize being out of the loop... like what is even going onStable? that's for horsesI will not let the rot consume meI am going to be so kind to myself for no fucking reason
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
when I am knitting a gridded pattern and can't count to five correctly
a little cat with text reading "Im so sane // Im so normal"
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
BAG SECURED
This is the GRILLO'S PICKLES Pabst Blue Ribbon Pickle Beer
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
she seems to be okay but we're at the vet just in case :/
Princess Grace, the collie-mix sitting nicely at the vet
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
new landlord uses chatbot to submit maintenance requests......
little white dog in green sweater looking directly at a tree (it is possible the dog is an actual toy)
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
a second!
a native plant pint glass at triangle tavern
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
two horses watching a volcano erupt with text reading "I survived KOP Mall and all i got was this sick meme..... and 3 pairs of shoes"
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
in the wild!!! @sarahmackattack.bsky.social
a native plant pint glass at Bob and Barbara's
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I feel insane
Sylvanian Family doll standing in a kitchen
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
how can you not be romantic about snowfall
train tracks coved by a blanket of snowa very snowy path through the woodsSnowy trees in a park and a well paved sidewalk
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
:)
a snowy philadelphia street
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
How it feels to have a snowday the day before moving into a new apartment
The final Calvin and Hobbes comic strip (four panels): Calvin and Hobbes traipsing through freshly fallen snow in the woods, Calvin: "Wow, it really snowed last night! isn't it wonderful?" Hobbes: "Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new!" Calvin: A new year.... A fresh clean start!"
Calvin and Hobbes standing in the snow, Hobbes: "it's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on!" Calvin: "A day full of possibilities!"
Calvin and Hobbes preparing to sled down a hill, Calvin: "It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy..."
Calvin and Hobbes sledding down the hill, off the page, Calvin: "...Let's go exploring!"
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
making the milkbar birthday cake with normal vanilla extract christina tosi is sending me straight to hell
a mouse with three guns pointed at it, just like I will be when christina tosi finds out i used normal vanilla extract in tbe cake instead of clear vanilla extract
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
she has an apartment!
a little rabbit jumping with text "yippie! yahoo! whoopee!"
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Jeremy Culhane singing "It is the best fucking day of my life" on an episode of Game Changer
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
did not resign my lease and now manifesting finding a new place to live in a month and a half
dua lipa doing a seated sun salutation poolside with various drinks around her
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
When the BAR got a CAESAR SALAD ON THE MENU
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
at my mother's house and unfortunately this is tru
a tweet from @campbelIbain
"white people be like 'hang on I gotta go watch heated rivalry with my parents'"
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I bet Shane's dad would love this
On The Media episode from December 24, 2025 titled "A Hundred Years of The New Yorker"

Shane's boring dad in Heated Rivalry would love this because he reads the New Yorker
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
okay so... theres this thing called heated rivalry and me & my girls well... we've gone pro
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
somehow you convince your family to so buzzball hot potato
a boy and a girl sitting holding a blue buzzballa blue buzzball held in front of three people sitting on a couch a woman drinking from a blue buzzball
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
exactly what I'm saying!!!!
a heated rivalry fan memeinject heated rivalry into my veins
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
when the bus stops directly in front of me I feel like him
Father John Misty album "God's Favorite Customer"
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
that time of the year again
Cate Blanchett in Carol, wearing a blue dress sitting against a wallpapered wall and smoking a cigarette
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
this is making more sense!!
Disclosure: The author "doesn't really like movies" and has not seen a movie in theaters since 2018.
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
favorite fish, fowl, and fermentation of the day
a few pacific lampreys (lampries?) are stuck on the glass window of the Fish Elevator. their mouths are.... scary HERMAN THE STURGEON (he is so huge and old)a little bird sitting on the rocky bank of a pond with lots of ferns around hima canned Portland Pickletini with two of the babiest pickles you've ever seen skewer on top
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
today's views (no little guys)
crater lake, with Wizard Island in the middle. the lake is very blue and the clouds are reflected in the watercrater lake closer to the water, it's very blue and ripple-ya sandy, shady path through Big Treesa cotton candy sunset over the mirror pond portion of Deschutes river. the river is absolutely acting as a mirror with the clouds and trees reflected
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
some little guys today
a small green grasshopper ish big sitting on a reddish pink rosea butter yellow rose with a bee crawling in to gather pollentwo snakes in a pile in the brush (pretty sure they're garter snakes, possibly mating)a small rabbit next to red rose bushes
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
newest fans at bat survey was about adding betting to the mlb app/website.... PLEASE DO NOT
a survey question reading: How interested would you be in seeing betting odds or related insights (Win probability, over/under, prop betting, etc) directly within MLB digital products? 
the five point scale ranges from very interested to not at all interested (which i have selected)
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
traded this little ghostie for a baseball ticket and yeah, we need to bring bartering back in a big way
an embroidery hoop with black fabric and a cross-stitched image of a ghost knitting with green yarn
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
he'll literally be this
the Phanatic lifting his arms with flames behind him
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
this is my work mug!
a white mug with Charlie Brown pulling snoopy on a skateboard while Woodstock flies above them. there is a green tea with lemon tea bag in the mug
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
happy pride sweet peas
a calico critters figure with purple and lace clothing. text above reads "happy pride" and below there is a string of rainbow flag emojis
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
say goodbye to this sign in the bathroom (that actually targets every employee that has ever worked here)
a paper sign reading "Please no vaping or e-cigarette smoking in this bathroom. the fire alarm WILL go off and the fire department WILL show up."
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
the Faye Webster tiny desk is just so....
a blond chihuahua looks into the camera with emoji hearts all around it
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
wait..... i already am a librarian with a social life!!!
a magnifying glass over a blue screen filled with text reading "facts" over and over again
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
yak is back
the tip of an orange and red kayak in the schuylkill river with another blue kayak on the lefta turtle sunning itself on a log in the schuylkill river with part of the philly skyline in the background
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🇵🇸 dread pirate grace🔮 @gracebakes.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
have some oatmeal raisin cookies, as a treat
a dozen freshly baked oatmeal raisin cookies on a parchment lined baking sheet
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