it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 21haaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! 12513
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026even the most experienced writers forget to mention when characters go to the toilet, but make sure you do every few pages 04818
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026first you need to make up a guy, and then make something bad happen to them, and then have progressively worse things happen to them until you're back at the begining again 04822
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026another month, another chance to get some goddamn writing done 0249
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026write silly books. silly people will read them (me) 03918
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026fuck the first draft, start with the second draft 05520
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ignore all of your other responsibilities to write. yes, even that one. this is definitely a good idea 04620
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026did you know that you don't have to write what most people write, or even what most people want to read? shocking but true 110457
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026every agent will want something different, so write a new book for each one you submit to 0216
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026if you don't write that first draft, how are you doing to find that hilarious typo in five months time? yeah. got you there 08636
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026why write when you could WRONG instead 07342
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026write something marketable. i think this means the book has to fit on a normal size market stall (can't be too heavy) 1197
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026put the pen down! don't you know they have something called laptop now? 0218
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026if you abandon your project for long enough it will either get much worse or much better in your absence. roll those dice 04218
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 19/09/2026by not writing, you're only delaying the inevitable. so. write 04820
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 18/09/2026teach yourself to type with your feet so you can write two books at once 06319
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 18/09/2026proofreading my novel while wearing a t-shirt with "i'd rather be writing (my other novel's title)" embroidered onto it as a bit 0317
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 17/09/2026if you've been proofreading so long it's making you angry, 02410
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026have your protagonist yell "BOOBS" occasionally to check your readers are paying attention 04114
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i had a really good idea for a great writing tip but forgot to write it down. indicative of the general writing experience, i guess 03311
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 13/09/2026that character would say that, you just have to read the sentence with their voice in your head 0349
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 12/09/2026if the sound you make when people ask 'how's the writing going' is funny enough, you don't have to answer 16729
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 11/09/2026jeff wants you to write the book so you should 0181
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 10/09/2026just don’t think too hard about it. or at all . just stop thinking . 03416
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 09/09/2026actually it's not just repeating words. if you repeat a letter twice it's already over 04519
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 08/09/2026find whoever wrote the 'curtains were fucking blue' post and force them through all 7 volumes of marcel proust's 'in search of lost time' and james joyce's bibliography until they're nothing more than a gibbering wreck 04418
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 07/09/2026write a story about someone who fucks some kind of personified object and everyone will go absolutely wild 13915
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i mean, yeah, that comma being in the wrong place may actually be the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone 02811
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"but if i write that it'll be sooooo silly..." NO. SHUT THAT THOUGHT DOWN. THE WORLD NEEDS MORE WHIMSY 05037
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 03/09/2026imagine if there was a book that put romance and fantasy together. how wild that would be. like some kind of. fantance 08529
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 02/09/2026make your characters feel more real by giving them fun quirks inspired by people you know in real life! for example, my wife cannot tell the time 0428
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 01/09/2026push him in th. the well. he goes in there 04423
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 31/08/2026why don't you just uhhh. ummm. make your whole face take up 65% of your fiction book's ai generated cover. yeha. that's normal right. totally normal thing to do. oh and spell your own name wrong too 1286
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 31/08/2026who cares if your protagonist is a little annoying? some people like annoying characters 17718
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 29/08/2026whatever you're writing, it's a musical now 03314
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 28/08/2026it's never too late to have your protagonist abducted by aliens 04013
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 27/08/2026never take writing advice from random people on the internet. not even me 04517
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 25/08/2026just write what you want to read! and if it turns out other people want to read too, well... fuck you 18727
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 24/08/2026not really feeling writing today? just don't! 12816
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 23/08/2026the best thing to write is 'one day my dog splat did 5 tricks and then kicked grandma down the well, where she lives now for a hundred years'. but you can't because i've just written it. hahahaha fuck you 0246
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 23/08/2026write something that will make you say "what the fuck" when you find it fifteen years later 1225121
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 21/08/2026put the pen down. ok now why did you put the pen down do you not like writing or what 03611
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 20/08/2026don't forget to dig your characters up before you put them in the book, otherwise they'll stay in the ground 0215
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 19/08/2026if your climax isn't dramatic enough, just have some guy show up and start shooting colourful beams at people or something i don't know 03919
