gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 25/01/2026it's a crime against nature are we still not allowed to hibernate through our winter torpor 050
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 29/07/2025those 90+ mph gusts were no joke last night. the poor farm stand 😭😭😭 030
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 13/07/2025there's easily 20+ cucumber plants growing in this year's garden. all hybrid picklers/slicers. rumblings of a cuke-ocalypse on the horizon. I am so ready to pickle, babes 🌱 0151
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 02/07/2025idk how tf this mfer accidentally grew broccoli but she done did it 💖 I should've known something was up when the "red cabbage" was in fact growing very green leaves 🌱 2210
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I lost my prescription eyeglasses in the mountains of Sequoia national park while communing with the redwoods. Came back a week later to try to retrace my steps and find them. Miraculously, without the aid of my glasses, I spotted them amongst some forest litter lmao. Can u see them? 010
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 29/04/2025the spare of gus is back in full force this year!! roughly 20 patches of this stuff I can't wait to be eating it again 💖🌱 0290
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 15/04/2025This shit tastes so good after a day full of gardening-related manual labor 👏💖 010
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 14/04/2025This just in: Kiki gets lumpectomy, becomes cone rat 040
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 26/02/2025the last app I worked on getting totally decommissioned was so cathartic XDD 020
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 19/02/2025OK the root cellar is not cold enough, I don't think. these potatoes are out for blood. 🥔🌱🩸 7735
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 29/12/2024After surviving for a month since the event on the outskirts of town at a bait shop, I got bit fumbling with my flashlight battery in an underground tunnel beneath a sanitarium somewhat nearby my new home. So much preparation and progress gone to one stupid mistake. At least I saved those rabbits... 000
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 28/11/2024no garden chores also means it's winter gym rat season out in the workshop. softening up now means a world of hurt later so I gotta step it up 🔥 020
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 22/10/2024I keep forgetting to be more online without regular access to my desktop pc... but here I am again XD Vine borers AND powdery mildew be damned. They still pulled it off 🥰 030
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 12/09/2024powdery mildew is taking its toll on the pumpkin patch, but they do still be out there. So many chaos sunflowers as well 🥰 probably could save the pumpkin patch from further despair, but my HP has been too low for too long... 😖 010
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 09/08/2024cucurbit vine borers be damned this bitch growin PUNKINS 🎃🌱 1280
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 09/08/2024CW alcohol: Brewed a bunch of nashi mead last year. Finally got to bottling it, it's aged/clarified SO WELL. Sweet and fruity lead, absolute burning in the middle, and breaks away to a mildly sweet and very yeasty finish. So far, a sipping batch with how strong it is. More aging ahead! ❤️ 131
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 29/07/2024I honestly forgor if there are even any pie pumpkins out here 🤣 I'll let you know lmao 120
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 29/07/2024dangit I keep forgetting this place exists. farm life + full time job is exhausting. however, the chickens are getting huge and some have begun laying their little pullet eggs 🥰 I love these lil ladies. also, parts of the garden are absolutely BOOMING right now. PUMPKIN PATCH INCOMING 👀 130
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 23/06/20244+ inches of rain later 🌧️ everything is so green and happy, especially the sweet corn 🌽❤️🌱 070
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 17/06/2024I fucking LOVE apple trees and I'm so excited for these babes. Just got this gala, and the mutsu behind it in the ground this weekend, on the hottest damn day of the year so far 120
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 10/06/2024When it's strawberry harvesting season, every day is leg day 🍓❤️ 040
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 16/05/2024Farm stand has been completed & open for a few days now and ppl really seem to be liking it already 🥰 I'm so proud of how much has gone into this so far and I'm so excited to see where it all goes 010
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 07/05/2024Just another day of waking up absolutely hammered drunk, naked, with the world's worst cold, and a shard of glass lodged deep inside of my groin, in a house completely engulfed in flames. 040
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 06/05/2024my body is dead from digging post holes through rock and sandy clay all day yesterday for the framing of the chicken run. I need a nuclear grade back massage rn 😭 hard part's done tho! :) 061
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 29/04/2024first wave of asparagus being harvested in the rain 💖 what an immaculate vibe 🌱 0160
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 28/04/2024Helped free an irresponsible wizard from being trapped in an arcane tome and he bought me dinner & drinks 💖 020
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 25/04/2024she calls out for me and I hear her so clearly. it is as if she is in my head. inside of my mind. "please." 020
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 22/04/2024Asparagus already! :) there is ENTIRELY too much in this garden, and I'm beyond hyped to see how it might do in the farm stand this year 😍 🌱 0160
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 22/04/2024OK I did some hurrying today bc of the asparagus and rhubarb onslaught. She's just about done and she's lookin GOOD <3 272
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 15/04/2024Busy weekend on the farm! Built a couple steel raised beds, removed some old fencing that wasn't serving much purpose, moved tomato cages, planted lettuce, spinach, mustard greens, chives, bunching onions, radishes, carrots, big red onions, big yellow sweet onions, and two varieties of potatoes! 041
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 13/04/2024EMOTIONAL! At The Library It's really tough not to see the darkness in the world sometimes. I've struggled with it a lot lately. I felt like someone put this here just for me, I cried. 010
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 06/04/2024the only reason I got a camera doorbell is to talk to friends outside the farmhouse at 3AM 042
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 12/03/2024yesssss apparently the ancient silver maple trees that all rotted from the inside out and fell over are not completely dead. FIRST SYRUP BOTTLE OF THE YEAR, BABES! 100
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 12/02/2024chicken coop renovation almost complete! ran out of insulation boards 🐔 the time is approaching! 030
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 05/02/2024trying to keep wild catnip at bay while prepping a foundation space for a new greenhouse! 020
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 17/01/2024Sheesh, existing is difficult sometimes. Let the job hunting begin. 010
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 29/12/2023been missing from here a bit lately. maintaining low power mode before having to return to work. farm stand construction is coming along real nicely 💖 can it be spring yet? 010
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 11/12/2023started throwing together a roadside farm goods stand the other day. I haven't done any woodworking for EONS and I feel really lucky to even have the stuff lying around that allows me to pick it back up <3 got one side panel improvised in a few hour's work and I'm excited for the rest :3 030
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 24/11/2023I dug a simple fire pit. I can confirm that this is in fact real. Why does it look so fake? It looks like prerendered video game terrain lol. 010
gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 22/11/2023Finally got the workshop cleared out enough for some gym equipment. Last night's workout, recent personal record of 60lb dumbbells bench press :) I haven't focused on strength in over a decade, so this is huge for me. My busted-ass toes are hardly hurting these days, too, I'm so pumped! 💖 000