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@gpharlock.bsky.social
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🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 Chugging all of the gender fluid I can find. Obsessed with the Driftless. Fledgling Hobby Farmer In constant grapple with absurdity. Clawing for immortality. (she/they)

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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
it's a crime against nature are we still not allowed to hibernate through our winter torpor
photograph: mirror selfie of a white girl with long brown hair wearing a yellow and brown striped crop sweater and very short black shorts while standing in a bathroom
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
those 90+ mph gusts were no joke last night. the poor farm stand 😭😭😭
photograph of a wooden roadside produce stand blown over and partially broken apart as the result of high speed storm winds
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
it's pickle season babes
photograph of a white person's arm extended in front of the camera, and holding a canning jar filled with homemade pickle chips & brine in their hand
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
there's easily 20+ cucumber plants growing in this year's garden. all hybrid picklers/slicers. rumblings of a cuke-ocalypse on the horizon. I am so ready to pickle, babes 🌱
photograph of a reddish brown woven basket containing 5 deep green cucumbers sitting on a butcher block style dark brown wooden tabletop
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
idk how tf this mfer accidentally grew broccoli but she done did it 💖 I should've known something was up when the "red cabbage" was in fact growing very green leaves 🌱
close up photograph of a white person's open hand holding a small number of very green broccoli florets over a rectangular stainless steel sink strainer basket
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I lost my prescription eyeglasses in the mountains of Sequoia national park while communing with the redwoods. Came back a week later to try to retrace my steps and find them. Miraculously, without the aid of my glasses, I spotted them amongst some forest litter lmao. Can u see them?
Close-range photograph of a redwood forest floor littered with lots of decomposing bark and conifer foliage, burned wood, and sparse green undergrowth. The ear-hook and lens glare of a pair of prescription eyeglasses is camouflaged within
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
the spare of gus is back in full force this year!! roughly 20 patches of this stuff I can't wait to be eating it again 💖🌱
photograph of two green asparagus shoots coming up from garden soil that has a sparse layer of dead plant matter as mulch
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
This shit tastes so good after a day full of gardening-related manual labor 👏💖
photograph of a glass bottle of rocket bomb pop flavored state fair brand soda
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This just in: Kiki gets lumpectomy, becomes cone rat
photograph of an orange and white long haired domestic cat with a bandaged leg and wearing a head cone
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
New garden beds for new beginnings 💖
wide angle photograph of a large garden mostly covered in dead vegetation and wood chips. There are raised garden beds made of metal and wood, as well as metal garden tunnel frames arranged about the space
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
frog
photograph of a northern leopard frog basking in the sun on a damp cracked concrete slab with my arm coming into frame from behind the camera giving a thumbs up
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
the last app I worked on getting totally decommissioned was so cathartic XDD
photo of a code comment on a laptop screen that reads "return a list of age cohort strings sorted by the grossest sort ever"
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
OK the root cellar is not cold enough, I don't think. these potatoes are out for blood. 🥔🌱🩸
photograph of a woven basket full of potatoes that have very lengthy stalks growing from them in all directions
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
After surviving for a month since the event on the outskirts of town at a bait shop, I got bit fumbling with my flashlight battery in an underground tunnel beneath a sanitarium somewhat nearby my new home. So much preparation and progress gone to one stupid mistake. At least I saved those rabbits...
Screenshot from project zomboid. It is night time, so there is just a black background with some text that reads as follows:

' you survived 1 month, 11 days, 20 hours. you killed 487 zombies. game mode: apocalypse '
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
no garden chores also means it's winter gym rat season out in the workshop. softening up now means a world of hurt later so I gotta step it up 🔥
photograph, selfie, in front of a giant mirror. a person wearing a tank top and black short shorts stands in a garage with their elbow resting on the handle of an elliptical exercise machine.
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
what are they talking about? (wrong answers only)
photograph of a long-haired orange/white siberian cat and a black short-haired cat sitting in close proximity to one another on a light-colored carpet floor
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
I keep forgetting to be more online without regular access to my desktop pc... but here I am again XD Vine borers AND powdery mildew be damned. They still pulled it off 🥰
photo of a somewhat rusted black wheelbarrow overfilled with a variety of black, yellow, orange, and green pumpkins of very differing sizes
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
powdery mildew is taking its toll on the pumpkin patch, but they do still be out there. So many chaos sunflowers as well 🥰 probably could save the pumpkin patch from further despair, but my HP has been too low for too long... 😖
photograph of a sprawling mass of green and pale yellow vines and leaves. some small orange pumpkins dotting the undergrowth and wood chips. behind and to the right are various tall and spindly yellow, orange, and red sunflowers
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
cucurbit vine borers be damned this bitch growin PUNKINS 🎃🌱
photograph of a young small green pumpkin on a bed of wood chips beneath a canopy of its own vine's lush green sprawling leaves
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
CW alcohol: Brewed a bunch of nashi mead last year. Finally got to bottling it, it's aged/clarified SO WELL. Sweet and fruity lead, absolute burning in the middle, and breaks away to a mildly sweet and very yeasty finish. So far, a sipping batch with how strong it is. More aging ahead! ❤️
photograph of four large glass bottles of golden colored apple pear mead. each clear glass bottle has a wide horizontal black band around it near the bottom. the bottles sit atop a dark brown wooden tabletop. an open door frames the blue sky and green treetops in the background
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
garden fresh umbyumbs
outdoor photograph of a pale-skinned hand holding a red and yellow onion
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
I honestly forgor if there are even any pie pumpkins out here 🤣 I'll let you know lmao
photograph of a pumpkin patch growing amongst a bed of wood chips. large sprawling green leaves and vines reach out from clustered mounds, and have sparse yellow flowers hiding below
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
dangit I keep forgetting this place exists. farm life + full time job is exhausting. however, the chickens are getting huge and some have begun laying their little pullet eggs 🥰 I love these lil ladies. also, parts of the garden are absolutely BOOMING right now. PUMPKIN PATCH INCOMING 👀
photograph of a small group of white, brown, and black hens. they are all gathered in front of a shallow blue kiddie pool, surrounding a yellow fabric hanging net which contains a bundle of fresh carrot greensphotograph of a round red wire basket filled with small brown, light brown, and pale blue-green chicken eggs. the basket sits atop a brown wooden counter top and the sun beams in from a patio door in the background
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
4+ inches of rain later 🌧️ everything is so green and happy, especially the sweet corn 🌽❤️🌱
photograph of a straw-mulched garden, focusing on four rows of sweet corn that are roughly one foot in height
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
I fucking LOVE apple trees and I'm so excited for these babes. Just got this gala, and the mutsu behind it in the ground this weekend, on the hottest damn day of the year so far
photograph of two freshly planted young apple trees on a green grass lawn with mounds of wet brown wood chips at the base of each tree
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
When it's strawberry harvesting season, every day is leg day 🍓❤️
a downward angled photograph of a deep red strawberry in my pale-skinned hand. There is a mid sized wicker basket hanging from my just out of frame wrist, but the rest of the basket and it's contents dangle in the background of the photo. the basket contains a couple dozen additional strawberries and a few spears of asparagus
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
Farm stand has been completed & open for a few days now and ppl really seem to be liking it already 🥰 I'm so proud of how much has gone into this so far and I'm so excited to see where it all goes
photograph of a self-service roadside farm goods stand. It is a 3-walled open wooden stall painted green with a main shelf holding a little bin of asparagus and signs with prices. There are baskets on pegboard with jams and jellies in them, a corrugated sheet metal roof, and a hanging sign across the top that says "OPEN"
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
Just another day of waking up absolutely hammered drunk, naked, with the world's worst cold, and a shard of glass lodged deep inside of my groin, in a house completely engulfed in flames.
Screenshot from the video game Project Zomboid. A woman with long brown hair and pale skin stands stoically facing the camera wearing just a bra and underwear, in the center of a kitchen in a house which is almost completely overtaken by flames.
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
my body is dead from digging post holes through rock and sandy clay all day yesterday for the framing of the chicken run. I need a nuclear grade back massage rn 😭 hard part's done tho! :)
photograph of 8 evenly-spaced 4x4 upright wooden supports framing the outline of a chicken run next to a red barn themed chicken coop. the chicken run ground area is covered in a thick layer of washed sand. it is dusk and there are newly-leaved trees in the background
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
first wave of asparagus being harvested in the rain 💖 what an immaculate vibe 🌱
photograph of a deep green and mushroom print canvas/leather foraging pouch with two of its front pockets full of green asparagus stalks
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
Helped free an irresponsible wizard from being trapped in an arcane tome and he bought me dinner & drinks 💖
photograph of a dark brown stained wooden tavern dining tabletop. a plate of poutine is barely part of the foreground. in focus is a tall frosty glass mug of a bright yellow fruity beverage with a small layer of fizzy foam at the top. There is a glass of whiskey out of focus in the background.
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
she calls out for me and I hear her so clearly. it is as if she is in my head. inside of my mind. "please."
photograph of the full moon obscured by fog and leafless tree branch silhouettes
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
Asparagus already! :) there is ENTIRELY too much in this garden, and I'm beyond hyped to see how it might do in the farm stand this year 😍 🌱
photograph of deadened, cut asparagus stalks that are gray and brown and hollow. Fresh new purple and green asparagus stalks are beginning to emerge amongst the culled stalks. both jut out from a yellowish-brown bed of straw mulch and damp soil
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
OK I did some hurrying today bc of the asparagus and rhubarb onslaught. She's just about done and she's lookin GOOD <3
photograph of a matte-dark-green-painted, wooden roadside produce stand. it has 3 walls, an angled roof, a half-shelf just about 4 ft up on the interior, and 2 wheels on one side so it can be more easily transported.
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
Life imitates art imitates life etc...
Screenshot from Project Zomboid. A long-haired person wearing a backpack, gray pants, black long sleeved shirt, and gray wide-brim sun hat sits on some green grass near a couple of intersecting fences. The ground is arranged with diagonally adjacent plowed furrows, and there is a water well amidst them all with a cooking pot filled with water next to it on the ground.
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
Busy weekend on the farm! Built a couple steel raised beds, removed some old fencing that wasn't serving much purpose, moved tomato cages, planted lettuce, spinach, mustard greens, chives, bunching onions, radishes, carrots, big red onions, big yellow sweet onions, and two varieties of potatoes!
wide angle photograph of a fenced-in garden. a large flat expanse mulched very healthily with old straw. two steel raised beds are front and center, there is an elevated wooden raised bed off to the front-right. tomato cages are arranged along the right fence line. there is green grass in the foreground and many trees in the distance
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
EMOTIONAL! At The Library It's really tough not to see the darkness in the world sometimes. I've struggled with it a lot lately. I felt like someone put this here just for me, I cried.
photograph of a whiteboard word tile poem in a public library that reads: "you thought world is dark spring begins its glad song"
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
sometimes I absolutely love my job lol
comment within program code that reads: "Returns a list of age cohort strings sorted by the grossest sort ever"
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
the only reason I got a camera doorbell is to talk to friends outside the farmhouse at 3AM
black and white night vision screenshot from a camera doorbell of a raccoon approaching the step and railing of a wooden porch
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
the chickening has begun
photograph of small light and dark colored baby chickens huddled together in a brooding container, bathed in the red light of a heat lamp
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
yesssss apparently the ancient silver maple trees that all rotted from the inside out and fell over are not completely dead. FIRST SYRUP BOTTLE OF THE YEAR, BABES!
photograph of a small glass bottle of maple syrup sitting upon a black dish towel which has white cobweb patterns
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
chicken coop renovation almost complete! ran out of insulation boards 🐔 the time is approaching!
photograph of interior of barn-shaped chicken coop. wire fence panels on open double doors in foreground, chopped straw on the floor, unfinished ceiling with exposed light blue insulation boards, some joist cavities missing foam boards. sun shines through the window at the back of the coop
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
trying to keep wild catnip at bay while prepping a foundation space for a new greenhouse!
Black plastic sheet spread out over flat medium sized patch of ground with stones and long metal pieces resting atop it to keep it from blowing away. lots of brown dead vegetation in the area with very sparse patches of green leafy new ground cover growth. a red shed is in the background beyond a ragged wire fence
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
Goose on a goose
gray and white tabby cat with yellow eyes and pink nose sitting on a Canadian Goose decoy in a dead-leaf-covered strawberry patch
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
Sheesh, existing is difficult sometimes. Let the job hunting begin.
screenshot of Saiyan-saga beefy Goku from DBZ hunched over and straining with energy wisping up from his flexing body. The caption reads "Come on body don't give out on me now!"
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
been missing from here a bit lately. maintaining low power mode before having to return to work. farm stand construction is coming along real nicely 💖 can it be spring yet?
photograph of a partially complete unfinished wooden farm goods stand inside of a garage workshop. it has four support boards, two side wall panels, a back wall panel, a temporary shelf, an angled roof, and two small wheels on the bottom of the right hand side for easier mobility
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
screenshot of steam year review stats for project zomboid. it displays that I played it for 20% of all steam games playtime, 133 sessions, and a 9 day play streak
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
started throwing together a roadside farm goods stand the other day. I haven't done any woodworking for EONS and I feel really lucky to even have the stuff lying around that allows me to pick it back up <3 got one side panel improvised in a few hour's work and I'm excited for the rest :3
photograph of a wooden side panel that is going to be part of a roadside farm goods stand. it consists of two upright light-colored 2x6 boards with angled cuts at the top to eventually support a sloped roof, and a horizontal rectangular plywood panel connecting the verticals just under halfway up. Assorted small hardware storage sits somewhat neatly in organizers, shelves, and drawers in the background.
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
I dug a simple fire pit. I can confirm that this is in fact real. Why does it look so fake? It looks like prerendered video game terrain lol.
photograph of a circular fire pit dug into the ground surrounded by green and dead brown grass and sparse dead leaves
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gpHarlock @gpharlock.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Finally got the workshop cleared out enough for some gym equipment. Last night's workout, recent personal record of 60lb dumbbells bench press :) I haven't focused on strength in over a decade, so this is huge for me. My busted-ass toes are hardly hurting these days, too, I'm so pumped! 💖
fitbit app screenshot of an exercise summary.
Strength Training.
Duration: 1 hour and 25 minutes.
Zone Minutes: 93.
Energy Burned: 700 calories.
Average Heart Rate: 127 bpm.
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