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Gayton Gomez

@gpgomez.bsky.social
5.5K followers 1.2K following 14.3K posts

A lawyer; not your lawyer. I'd tell you more but it's a surprise. Blocking is my hobby. Really prefer not to be on lists. She/her. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦. Go Bills 🏈.

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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 23h
Dear Met Opera, if you are going to keep urging me to renew my donor membership 5 months before it expires, you might at least get my gender correct. This probably irritates me more than it should.
Email from the Metropolitan Opera addressing me as Mr. Gomez when my donor membership clearly states I'm Ms. Gomez.
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Ballet night (again)!
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
These jeans were purchased in the Obama administration. They did not come distressed and pale blue. I believe the time may have come to part with them
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A lot of terrible things are happening right now but at least we have this
Twitter community note on a post that tried to distinguish between lawyers and attorneys, noting that the DC circuit court of appeals has held that you can't call yourself a lawyer if you haven't passed the bar exam
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Don't tell Elizabeth here she doesn't know how to have a good time
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bluesky is gonna Bluesky You know, it is completely possible to be vegan and not be an insufferable asshole
Bluesky user responding to a very effective Democratic political ad with a tedious, self-righteous diatribe
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have a terrible feeling that the horses will mostly end up being euthanized. Anyway. Farewell.
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Actually, pretty much all the costumes from The Tudors are all wrong. I mean...
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh ffs. Actually, I think it more likely demonstrates that someone wants to marry someone who's an intellectual equal, which is the opposite of regarding someone as a possession. This person became tiresome fast
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I rarely see such a blockable profile
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There will only be so many more days this season to have lunch outside so seize the day
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had a doctor's appointment this morning where I got two vaccines plus blood work, plus I have been fasting since 6:00 p.m. yesterday, so that means I'm playing hooky and having a long lunch outside
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ballet tonight
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
More tragedy: one of Thelma's friends was so despondent over Thelma's suicide that she slashed her own wrists and throat. (She survived.)
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here's the way it would have looked in Thelma's time. (Yes, I'm still thinking about Thelma)
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here's the hotel where Thelma jumped. (Torn down long ago)
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm just thinking how differently people would react to this story today than they likely did in 1958 She was 15 years old. Dear God. Here are the clippings if you want to read the story.
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I may need to throw a saint-themed dinner party myself Still deciding on the main course, but perhaps St. Denis will provide inspiration
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Agatha was equally mystified about why her dessert was left untouched
Saint Agatha carrying her severed breasts on a plate
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The most Bluesky thing to ever Bluesky
Bluesky scold reprimanding Mamdani and Sliwa for not wearing a mask while getting a flu shot
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TONIGHT'S FLATS AREN'T QUITE AS COMFY (THEY ARE NOT BIRDIES) BUT THEY STILL BEAT HEELS LOL USUALLY I'M RUNNING OUT THE DOOR AT THE LAST SECOND AND YET SOMEHOW TONIGHT I GOT READY WITH TIME TO KILL BEFORE I NEED TO LEAVE
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is also what seems to be a country two-step dance party on the ground floor
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm at my first Guggenheim members' night. The wine is free! (The wine at Met member nights is definitely not free)
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It feels like every time I have a hair appointment, there's a torrential downpour, even when it wasn't supposed to rain. I have a hair appointment tomorrow. I wonder what the weather forecast...
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lol, I love my gold flats so much that I did in fact get them in leopard, & they arrived today. I love them so much & they also feel like slippers. I'm changing my outfit plan for tonight so I can wear them. Now I might need the black velvet ones. I'm done with uncomfortable dress shoes forever!
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tonight's cultural event. Can't wait!
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh, not bad at all!
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'd also like to note these dressy flats from Byrdie are by far the most comfortable dress shoes I've ever had. I'm thinking of getting them in the other 2 colors (black velvet & leopard). They're like slippers. Honestly kind of thinking of getting a 2nd pair o In gold for when they wear out.
Cute dressy gold flats
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dear @tacothecat.bsky.social , Thank you so much for the wonderful kitty fridge magnets! They're so cute and they coordinate so well with the other things I've put on my fridge so far and my kitchen decor! Tell your person you deserve a special treat tonight.
The kitty fridge magnets are from Taco!
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Intermission. Amazing program. As usual, I'm seated way up high
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They are eating a fancy French dinner and I am doing this
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm a terrible person, but Mitch McConnell's recent Senate appearance immediately brought this to mind
Paralyzed Captain Pike in Star Trek TOS
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Behold my tortilla española
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I mean LOOK at poor Jane Fonda. She was a beautiful woman but that hair does her no favors. Lily Tomlin has the best hair style of the 3. Pretty sure Dolly just slapped on a wig.
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I rewatched the movie the other night. The movie holds up. But the hair! Ye gods. The hairstyles are dreadful. How could anyone have thought they were becoming? Just LOOK at poor Jane Fonda 😭😭
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
😂 i hate ones like this. Fwiw, when I hit one of these " I just need one letter but it could be like 12 different ones", I throw in a guess that couldn't possibly be the word but uses as many of the possible letters as possible.
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Update: the wine cloche is a winner, I think
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
An outlet/person alleging that the Biden family has a "genocidal legacy" is a garbage outlet/person that gets blocked
Zeteo is a garbage outlet.
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I love cloches. I still have this one and it's still in good shape.
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This you? 😂😂 I see you posted about your protests. It's funny you didn't protest about your direct confrontation with ICE
Silly git saying protesting is useless proudly posted his protest signs saying "this is the only way we end this". These people are so ridiculous
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just look at this asshole. I've muted him now (didn't block so the rest of you can go in and see and join the conversation if you want)
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just look at this asshole " Answer my question first!"lol, fuck off, you posturing turd.
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
These mighty internet warriors sneering at people who vote, march, write congressman, etc., never answer the question "so what is it YOU'VE done to help save democracy" LOL, pretty sure it's less than the folks who are voting, marching, etc. Some of you are following these dolts...
Internet warriors sneering at people who march for democracy, but conveniently not answering the question "so what is it *you're* doing for democracy"
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Gayton Gomez @gpgomez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Spanish wine bar, because I can always use more Spain
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