Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 01/10/2026Today's will-the-law-review-editors-let-me-print-it? Calling made-up interpretations of "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" "bloody-minded." Which they are. 2150
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 31/08/2026coincidentally, I’m about to give a short presentation at an international conference on constitutional courts and the rule of law that basically is gonna be “so this happened—how do countries with a longer tradition of academic influences on judicial decisions protect yourselves?” Relevant clips: 3174
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 13/08/2026The order dismissing the BS antisemitism case against Harvard is only 4 pages long but it includes one really really important passage that highlights exactly what we've all been saying about the abusive nature of these charges: fingfx.thomsonreuters.com/gfx/legaldoc... 🧵🧵🧵 26023
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 11/08/2026"Father, just because I choose to sit at a stylish angle does not mean you may photograph me. Put the phone down or it gets the claws." 2310
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 10/08/2026Memo to the Air Force: this is who you're traumatizing by buzzing my building over and over again for a week 1210
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 02/08/2026Somehow simultaneously outrageous Christian nationalism, quasi-crusader warmongering, and I assume blasphemy as well? 2020637
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 31/07/2026Screenshot for when Trump does censor it (sadly cannot get perma.cc past its bot blockers) 130
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 24/07/2026I guess you could argue that they stipulated to this stuff in order to tee up the pure legal claim that they have the power to do so notwithstanding the first amendment without having to litigate a factual dispute, but that would be a very weird strategy even for this DOJ... 13190117
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 23/07/2026Every single democrat running for Congress needs to be running "Trump just promised to double the cost of your medicine" ads from here until November 33711
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 21/07/2026Is there anyone else who finds this shockingly offensive? United would be perfectly capable of making charitable donations to Malala or whomever. Instead, it asks its customers to give up their frequent filer miles to bribe it to make donations in some indeterminate amount. WTF. 2164
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 19/07/2026If you'll recall, some of us pointed out that Wurman's arguments rested on a bigoted imaginary of immigrants last year 0171
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 13/07/2026Doing a 4 day mini-introducer to torts for some international LLM students next week and I have to apologize for Americans. (Context: Katko v. Briney is a spring gun case. Only Americans would come up with spring guns to defend MUH PROPERTY) 170
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 13/07/2026Judge Williams recognizes that the trump/irs settlement was patent collusive bullshit. Love this for America (can't wait for SCOTUS to ruin it on the shadow corruption docket) storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... 37318
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 11/07/2026One of these two creatures can eat basically anything except garlic, raw and possibly still wriggling. The other would die if any other species looked at it funny. Evolutionary advantage: kitty. 2190
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 10/07/2026Wouldn't want any precedent that could come back to bite Trump in the ass 1169
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 09/07/2026When McConnell is finally dragged out in a bag at some convenient time to maximize undemocratic power in the Republican Party, he should be remembered for the time in 2015 where he got sufficiently rolled by Obama on some budget thing that the maniacs in his own party put this poster up in dc 2100
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 06/07/2026The best faculty perk is library book deliveries, but it’s a bit dangerous when you‘re in the midst of huge writing projects and also out of the office for an extended period 0140
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 03/07/2026 he really is gonna get himself excommunicated before this abomination of a presidency is over isn't he? 4142
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 02/07/2026Today, incidentally, he'd get doxxed and fired for not running an ideologically neutral classroom (From the Wikipedia page, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_... ) 14312
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 02/07/2026You may think, "surely he can't be serious about the foreign slaves bit" but I have the book right here. The deranged interpretation of "subject to the jurisdiction" he puts in that op-ed is what he seems to think leads him to being cool with tourist slavery 3195
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 02/07/20264. Therefore the 14th amendment‘s birthright clause is for some insane reason LIMITED BY THE SCOPE OF ELIGIBILITY WHICHEVER NATURALIZATION LAWS CONGRESS HAS ENACTED (????), making Wong Kim Ark wrong (!?!??!) This is psychotically insane. For one reason, it would seem to follow that Congress could, 1212
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 02/07/20263. The 14th Amendment uses two different formulations of jurisdiction, which arguably could mean different things (sure), therefore, for **no discernible reason**, we have to read the racist naturalization acts to constrain the meaning of one of those uses 2121
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 02/07/2026that proposition is obviously incoherent, but then it somehow leads to: 2. The racial restrictions in the 1870 naturalization acts are relevant in interpreting the 14th Amendment’s grant of citizenship by birth (HOW, RICHARD??? Naturalization and jus soli are DIFFERENT PATHS TO CITIZENSHIP) 1201
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 02/07/2026Like, as best I can discern, his argument is as follows: 1. The U.S. didn’t adopt the british common law of citizenship by birth because, unlike the U.K., which required parliament to decide on naturalization , the U.S. required Congress to decide on naturalization (HUH WTF?) 2172
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 01/07/2026Our press person managed to screenshot me in full “Christ I’m sick of having to talk about republicans” 2452
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 01/07/2026soooo... did ̶G̶r̶í̶m̶a̶ ̶W̶o̶r̶m̶t̶o̶n̶g̶u̶e̶ Stephen Miller tell Trump that Kavanaugh wrote the majority opinion? 2250
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026Alito also just fully embraces the batshit insane view that whether someone is born subject to the jurisdiction of the U.S. depends on foreign countries’ law. Some foreign legislature has the opportunity to do something really funny here… 1202
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026It’s also kind of funny that Alito and Thomas are at complete cross-purposes. There’s basically no theory of the 14th amendment that can support both this passage from Alito and Thomas’s whole “domicile” fetish. 1205
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026Ok Clarence so explain the alien enemies act then, which seems to be premised on the supposition that foreigners regardless of whether or not they had a “domicile” here might still be loyal to their home countries. Huh? Huh? Crickets? 1262
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026This is an… interesting interpretation of how things stood in the antebellum U.S. Does he suppose that a person could just move here and be treated, for all intents and purposes, the same as a citizen? 2394
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026is Justice Thomas going to bother explaining how this logic works with things like the U.S.’s infamous policy of inflicting extraterritorial taxation on its citizens who live abroad? 212022
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026Omg what?! kavanaugh is totally ok with a reading of the clause that even amounts to permitting congress to exclude children of LPRs. God damn how much beer has he Been drinking? 190
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026JUSTICE JACKSON KNOWS WHAT’S UP. Stealing the thunder from the birthright chapter of my in-progress book but I’ll take being able to cite the shit out of her concurrence as a consolation prize 415244
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026Basically this scene from In the Loop (sadly can’t find a video clip so the IMDB quote will have to do) is how I feel about Chief Justice Roberts right now 060
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026chief justice Roberts miraculously manages to clear the minimal competence bar (which is, yes, in hell) again. Good for him. 080
Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026This is a remarkably competent point. Also part of why it’s so obviously absurd that Richard Epstein, the “simple rules for a complex world” guy himself, joined the denationalizers (may their tears flow like a mighty river today) 0134