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Paul Gowder

@gowder.io
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Prof @ Northwestern law, political theorist, cat parent. Black lives matter. Profile, pubs, etc: gowder.io All my books (rule of law, racial justice, platform governance) are downloadable in free open access pdf @ books.gowder.io

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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 01/10/2026
Today's will-the-law-review-editors-let-me-print-it? Calling made-up interpretations of "subject to the jurisdiction thereof" "bloody-minded." Which they are.
To be sure, and as Epstein points out by way of objecting to "plain meaning" interpretations of the Birthright Citizenship Clause, the Constitution does contain some technical legal language: I agree that we cannot expect an untrained layperson to make sense of "letters of marque and reprisal," nor should we particularly expect arguments about that term to draw very heavily on the mental representations of the general public.  But there's a difference between technical meanings and bloody-minded ones. Observe that "jurisdiction" (or "subject to the jurisdiction") is dissimilar from "letters of marque" in at least two ways. First, the interpretations offered by the likes of Epstein and Wurman also defy the ordinary *technical* meaning of the word jurisdiction, which even among lawyers is used to mean "authority" rather than allegiance or protection or domicile or whatever other alternative idea those who attack birthright citizenship dream up next. And second, observe that the clause as a whole states a straightforward and readily accessible principle to the public that is likely to coincide with at least some plausible conceptions of the public's ordinary moral values and the public's understanding of how the Civil War was resolved. Of course, I say this without any empirical evidence: I could just be wrong about what the public thinks. But at least as a first pass intuition, it should be easy to see that there's a difference between a clause authorizing an obsolete form of piracy in words that mean nothing today and a clause saying that there's a relationship between birth, legal authority, and membership. Come on.
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 22/09/2026
Truly, truly shocked that this is not a Tesla
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 18/09/2026
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 07/09/2026
This seems baaaaaaad. www.cbsnews.com/news/fbi-can...
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 02/09/2026
The Indian Ocean says hi back
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 31/08/2026
coincidentally, I’m about to give a short presentation at an international conference on constitutional courts and the rule of law that basically is gonna be “so this happened—how do countries with a longer tradition of academic influences on judicial decisions protect yourselves?” Relevant clips:
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 23/08/2026
Oh dear, creatine may be about to jump the shark
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 14/08/2026
Paired with Baldwin
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 13/08/2026
The order dismissing the BS antisemitism case against Harvard is only 4 pages long but it includes one really really important passage that highlights exactly what we've all been saying about the abusive nature of these charges: fingfx.thomsonreuters.com/gfx/legaldoc... 🧵🧵🧵
The Government, perhaps in a sense of the foreboding, repositions its
argument on the alternative ground that, ongoing or not, it has stated a viable
claim for damages associated with the less contestable 2023-2024 academic
year violations. Assuming without deciding that an action for recovery of
previously-granted funds qualifies as “any other means authorized by law”
(whether through Title VI or a breach of contract theory of liability),2 the
controlling statute unequivocally authorizes the Government to take actiononly if and after it “has advised the appropriate person or persons of the
failure to comply with the requirement and has determined that compliance
cannot be secured by voluntary means.” 42 U.S.C. § 2000d-1. The
Government provided the requisite notice underlying this action on June 30,
2025. As noted above, the Amended Complaint is devoid of any factual
allegations plausibly establishing that any events that might be construed as
evidence of noncompliance occurred after June 30, 2025.3
To the extent the Government argues that this result makes it “virtually
impossible for the United States to win a Title VI suit because a reasonable
defendant would cease its indifference as soon as the United States threatens
to withhold funding,” Opp’n [Dkt # 56] at 31 n.6, the Government
misconstrues, inadvertently or not, the purpose of an enforcement action
under § 2000d-1. Congress’s intent was not to penalize a wayward funding
recipient but instead to incentivize it to bring itself into compliance with Title
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 11/08/2026
"Father, just because I choose to sit at a stylish angle does not mean you may photograph me. Put the phone down or it gets the claws."
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 10/08/2026
Memo to the Air Force: this is who you're traumatizing by buzzing my building over and over again for a week
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 02/08/2026
Somehow simultaneously outrageous Christian nationalism, quasi-crusader warmongering, and I assume blasphemy as well?
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 02/08/2026
Who wants to live dangerously?
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 31/07/2026
Screenshot for when Trump does censor it (sadly cannot get perma.cc past its bot blockers)
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 25/07/2026
Christ Congress really has no power left
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 24/07/2026
I guess you could argue that they stipulated to this stuff in order to tee up the pure legal claim that they have the power to do so notwithstanding the first amendment without having to litigate a factual dispute, but that would be a very weird strategy even for this DOJ...
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 23/07/2026
Every single democrat running for Congress needs to be running "Trump just promised to double the cost of your medicine" ads from here until November
"Truth" social post from a Nazi reading: 
"Effective August 1st, 2026, all Generic Drugs being brought into the United States will continue to have a TARIFF of ZERO PERCENT for a two year period of time, after which the TARIFF will be raised to 100% for a one year period of time, and 200% thereafter. This is done in order to RESHORE Generic Pharmaceutical Production into America, with a penalty to those Companies that decide not to build Plant and Equipment within the stated period of time given to them. The objective of this Policy is to protect the people of the United States. The Policy on Patented, Branded, or Innovative Drugs, which has been so successful, will remain as is. Pharmaceutical Facilities are being built, at a level never seen before, all over the United States of America. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 22/07/2026
NO WHY
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 21/07/2026
Is there anyone else who finds this shockingly offensive? United would be perfectly capable of making charitable donations to Malala or whomever. Instead, it asks its customers to give up their frequent filer miles to bribe it to make donations in some indeterminate amount. WTF.
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 19/07/2026
If you'll recall, some of us pointed out that Wurman's arguments rested on a bigoted imaginary of immigrants last year
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 19/07/2026
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 17/07/2026
Lol
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 13/07/2026
Doing a 4 day mini-introducer to torts for some international LLM students next week and I have to apologize for Americans. (Context: Katko v. Briney is a spring gun case. Only Americans would come up with spring guns to defend MUH PROPERTY)
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 13/07/2026
Judge Williams recognizes that the trump/irs settlement was patent collusive bullshit. Love this for America (can't wait for SCOTUS to ruin it on the shadow corruption docket) storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
These facts lead to the inexorable conclusion that the “settlement” terms, the individuals who signed the “settlement” as well as the putative beneficiaries of the “settlement,” demonstrate a shared, unitary interest. And the unilateral revision and renunciation of the “Fund” component of the “settlement” demonstrate the fact that all
Parties were aligned, and ultimately, undifferentiated. This action was never about a party seeking judicial resolution of a legal issue or a factual dispute. The nature of the suit itself and the conduct of the Parties and counsel from its filing make plain that this was an
attempt to use the Court to provide some legitimacy to an agreement to confer immunity to people and entities affiliated with the President and to earmark billions of dollars from American taxpayers to redress grievances not defined in the law. The President may be the functional “dominus litus” of the Executive Branch, but as a party to a civil suit, he, as well as all the parties and lawyers before a court, are bound by the rules. Ensuring that our courts are used only for the express purpose created by the Constitution is the obligation of every judge and an obligation that this Court must discharge in light of the
matter before it.
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 11/07/2026
One of these two creatures can eat basically anything except garlic, raw and possibly still wriggling. The other would die if any other species looked at it funny. Evolutionary advantage: kitty.
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 10/07/2026
Wouldn't want any precedent that could come back to bite Trump in the ass
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 09/07/2026
When McConnell is finally dragged out in a bag at some convenient time to maximize undemocratic power in the Republican Party, he should be remembered for the time in 2015 where he got sufficiently rolled by Obama on some budget thing that the maniacs in his own party put this poster up in dc
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 06/07/2026
The best faculty perk is library book deliveries, but it’s a bit dangerous when you‘re in the midst of huge writing projects and also out of the office for an extended period
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 05/07/2026
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 04/07/2026
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 03/07/2026
he really is gonna get himself excommunicated before this abomination of a presidency is over isn't he?
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 02/07/2026
Today, incidentally, he'd get doxxed and fired for not running an ideologically neutral classroom (From the Wikipedia page, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_... )
At the beginning of the American Civil War, Chamberlain believed the Union needed to be supported against the Confederacy by all those willing. On several occasions, Chamberlain spoke freely of his beliefs during his class, urging students to follow their hearts in regards to the war while maintaining that the cause was just.
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 02/07/2026
You may think, "surely he can't be serious about the foreign slaves bit" but I have the book right here. The deranged interpretation of "subject to the jurisdiction" he puts in that op-ed is what he seems to think leads him to being cool with tourist slavery
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 02/07/2026
4. Therefore the 14th amendment‘s birthright clause is for some insane reason LIMITED BY THE SCOPE OF ELIGIBILITY WHICHEVER NATURALIZATION LAWS CONGRESS HAS ENACTED (????), making Wong Kim Ark wrong (!?!??!) This is psychotically insane. For one reason, it would seem to follow that Congress could,
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 02/07/2026
3. The 14th Amendment uses two different formulations of jurisdiction, which arguably could mean different things (sure), therefore, for **no discernible reason**, we have to read the racist naturalization acts to constrain the meaning of one of those uses
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 02/07/2026
that proposition is obviously incoherent, but then it somehow leads to: 2. The racial restrictions in the 1870 naturalization acts are relevant in interpreting the 14th Amendment’s grant of citizenship by birth (HOW, RICHARD??? Naturalization and jus soli are DIFFERENT PATHS TO CITIZENSHIP)
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 02/07/2026
Like, as best I can discern, his argument is as follows: 1. The U.S. didn’t adopt the british common law of citizenship by birth because, unlike the U.K., which required parliament to decide on naturalization , the U.S. required Congress to decide on naturalization (HUH WTF?)
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 01/07/2026
Our press person managed to screenshot me in full “Christ I’m sick of having to talk about republicans”
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 01/07/2026
soooo... did ̶G̶r̶í̶m̶a̶ ̶W̶o̶r̶m̶t̶o̶n̶g̶u̶e̶ Stephen Miller tell Trump that Kavanaugh wrote the majority opinion?
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026
Alito also just fully embraces the batshit insane view that whether someone is born subject to the jurisdiction of the U.S. depends on foreign countries’ law. Some foreign legislature has the opportunity to do something really funny here…
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026
It’s also kind of funny that Alito and Thomas are at complete cross-purposes. There’s basically no theory of the 14th amendment that can support both this passage from Alito and Thomas’s whole “domicile” fetish.
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026
Ok Clarence so explain the alien enemies act then, which seems to be premised on the supposition that foreigners regardless of whether or not they had a “domicile” here might still be loyal to their home countries. Huh? Huh? Crickets?
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026
This is an… interesting interpretation of how things stood in the antebellum U.S. Does he suppose that a person could just move here and be treated, for all intents and purposes, the same as a citizen?
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026
is Justice Thomas going to bother explaining how this logic works with things like the U.S.’s infamous policy of inflicting extraterritorial taxation on its citizens who live abroad?
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026
Repost with alt text
From Justice Jackson’s concurrence in Trump v. Barbara: “ Such universalist appeals were a conscious choice.  Yes, Black Americans had suffered a singular wrong.  And yes, they had “‘fought and bled’ ” for the Union, paying a steep price for their freedom. But the delegates did not rest on these laurels.  Rather, they drew upon the moral and political force of the universal principles that were already core to the Nation’s identity. 

  That bears repeating: Freed Blacks did not advocate for a unique set of rules that catered only to their situation. Nor did they seek to advance their own position relative to, or at the expense and exclusion of, other marginalized groups.”
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026
Omg what?! kavanaugh is totally ok with a reading of the clause that even amounts to permitting congress to exclude children of LPRs. God damn how much beer has he Been drinking?
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026
JUSTICE JACKSON KNOWS WHAT’S UP. Stealing the thunder from the birthright chapter of my in-progress book but I’ll take being able to cite the shit out of her concurrence as a consolation prize
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026
Basically this scene from In the Loop (sadly can’t find a video clip so the IMDB quote will have to do) is how I feel about Chief Justice Roberts right now
“ No, you're right, I'm being unfair. I should be thanking you for not throwing up. Well done, you're a star. You didn't wet yourself, did you? You're in the right city. You didn't say anything overtly racist. You didn't pull your cock out and start plucking it and shouting "Willy Banjo". No, I'm being really unfair. You'd got so much right, without actually being there in the beginning of one of the most important moments of my career. Thanks, you're a legend.”
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026
chief justice Roberts miraculously manages to clear the minimal competence bar (which is, yes, in hell) again. Good for him.
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 30/06/2026
This is a remarkably competent point. Also part of why it’s so obviously absurd that Richard Epstein, the “simple rules for a complex world” guy himself, joined the denationalizers (may their tears flow like a mighty river today)
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