Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 24/02/2025If any of these people were women, I can promise you we will prioritize keeping them healthy so that we can force them to give birth. 000
Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I want to dispel the idea that I hate Texan minority children. This is just untrue. Please remember, I hate *all* Texan children. Facts matter. 340
Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Don't worry guys this is all part of the plan. The plan is me drinking with Trump and Elon one airforce 1 while we tell each other how handsome we are.. that's what you voted for, right? 000
Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 14/02/2025If I could stand up, it wouldn't be for Texas, it would be for a nazi salute. 000
Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I will be sure to put a placard up on the border wall in honor of the Texans we lost in the 2021 snowstorm... and also in the 2022 snowstorm that I said we'd be ready for. 010
Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Wow, a *run*? That's just lemon in my paper cut. 😭 000
Reposted by Greg AbbottGreg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025How dare you? This doesn't apply to me on account of that I am Trump's special little boy!! 😤 011
Reposted by Greg AbbottGreg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Thanks for worrying about me, but my nose is so far up Trump's ass that he can actually carry me over curbs and up stairs now. All good! 011
Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Thanks for worrying about me, but my nose is so far up Trump's ass that he can actually carry me over curbs and up stairs now. All good! 011
Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025How dare you? This doesn't apply to me on account of that I am Trump's special little boy!! 😤 011
Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Dear Texas teachers, I expect you to defend school children with your own lives... except the brown kids, of course. 120