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Greg Abbott

@govgregabbott.bsky.social
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When it comes to Trump, my flag is at full-staff. 🇺🇲🥵 [Political Satire]

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Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
If any of these people were women, I can promise you we will prioritize keeping them healthy so that we can force them to give birth.
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Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I want to dispel the idea that I hate Texan minority children. This is just untrue. Please remember, I hate *all* Texan children. Facts matter.
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Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Don't worry guys this is all part of the plan. The plan is me drinking with Trump and Elon one airforce 1 while we tell each other how handsome we are.. that's what you voted for, right?
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Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
How do you know my middle name?
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Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
If I could stand up, it wouldn't be for Texas, it would be for a nazi salute.
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Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I will be sure to put a placard up on the border wall in honor of the Texans we lost in the 2021 snowstorm... and also in the 2022 snowstorm that I said we'd be ready for.
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Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Wow, a *run*? That's just lemon in my paper cut. 😭
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Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
How dare you? This doesn't apply to me on account of that I am Trump's special little boy!! 😤
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Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Thanks for worrying about me, but my nose is so far up Trump's ass that he can actually carry me over curbs and up stairs now. All good!
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Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Thanks for worrying about me, but my nose is so far up Trump's ass that he can actually carry me over curbs and up stairs now. All good!
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Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
How dare you? This doesn't apply to me on account of that I am Trump's special little boy!! 😤
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Greg Abbott @govgregabbott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Dear Texas teachers, I expect you to defend school children with your own lives... except the brown kids, of course.
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