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Gouldbl

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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oh geez, what I learned during that campaign, Back In The Day in the flyover province, was that nobody falls upward more than political consultants and choosing a "political consultant" career is only viable because "crayon-eater" is not an option.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Can you buy the stock using $trump coins?
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Fair winds and following seas, and a voyage full of grace, to your Good Dog.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
A twice-divorced gal who apologized for being late to a prayer breakfast because she had to bang her boyfriend is not the person I’d go to for theological insight.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Down here in the Flyover Province, many think the song "Good-bye Earl" is about going solar and buying an electric car.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
... a beautiful gold plated coin like nobody has ever seen before, and you can order you own personal coin at grifttrump.con.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
And the dog looks happy, too.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Wallace voters begat trump voters.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Also, friends don't let friends huff helium.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
If AI were money, it would be crypto.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Confused, but then I don't have any cows as clients.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Like nobody has ever seen before.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I wonder if Matt Schlapp will have his Mercedes repossessed?
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Using an Arleigh Burke for minesweeping is like swatting flies with a chandelier.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Mars Bars Attacks!
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Attention! We have an "Oh myyy ..." Repeat: we have an "Oh myyy ..."
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I was in the first 10000 or so to follow The Wise Cow on xray.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Wait, you guys know each other, at least electronically?
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I can stop anytime I want. I do not have a problem.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I never flew into LGA, but I had to brief on it as an alternate, and really thought for a nugget like me that the Rikers island bridge might be a better option. Thoughts for the air crew's families and for that poor ground controller.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'm sure many of the people in my neighbor doing the hard, and low-wage, grunt-work that keep the economy going are undocumented. I'm thinking of doing my best Clint Eastwood impression, point a cold bottle of water at them and say "Get onto my lawn (please)."
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Burn it all down.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
With those pervs out of the picture for now, they can reboot as "17 and counting" and score big with the Epstein Protection Crowd {GOP}, who may think 17 refers to the ages of the children.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I have developed a high tolerance for BS, but asking me to believe that Markwayne knows the smell of war because he did some double-nought secret Rambo sh!t while a sitting member of congress isn't just BS, it's a cry for therapy.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Newk Newt. The world will thank us.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Education does not create wisdom.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
There's no escaping it.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Would he need an Escort?
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I'm sure the Dept of Excursions is on top of this.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Were we caught napping?
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Poe's Law knows no boundaries.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Out of that failure arose the means and will to create a competent Special Forces. And, when the bodies of the men killed in that operation returned home, Carter did not wear campaign garb to receive them. Be more like Carter.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Surrender to whom? Can't be to us, because we're not at war.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
When does Markwayne go in for his botox, lip fillers, hair extensions, spray-tan, and ... something ... augmentation?
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I saw her more as Berchtesgaden Noem.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
You'd be surprised how many of us down here in the flyover province do not vote as if we were one minor head injury away from eating our own poop. I live in the western frontier of the capitol city and both my senate and house reps are dems. More importantly, they are good, smart people.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I really need to get out more.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Who has been slapping her in the mouth? Awful swelling there.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
DG has been a target for a long time. I asked obvious questions and raised concerns that SecDef didn't address. All you have is name-calling.
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Gouldbl @gouldbl.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Was the IRIS vessel firing missiles? Was it displaying hostile intent? Was it undergoing ASW ops? Had we advised Iranian assets that they would be subject to attack anywhere, and they should park it in a neutral port until hostilities cease? Compare with HMS Conquerer and Belgrano for extra credit.
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